First time. . she 19 friends party sall get drunk she girl i really wanted to was there decided he stay ever’ at my friends house, so did she sin bed together s First time she 19 friends party sall get drunk girl i really wanted to was there decided he stay ever’ at my house so did sin bed together s
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First time

she 19
friends party
sall get drunk
she girl i really wanted to **** was there
decided he stay ever’ at my friends house, so did she
sin bed together she was lust in her
1' -she starts sucking my finger (like a type sucking)
hi take my finger out
fingerin say ''boop''
nathing further happened
seriously this a true story
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#23 - kneehumper
Reply +158
(08/26/2012) [-]
Smooth as ****
#38 to #23 - bostpost
Reply +52
(08/26/2012) [-]
he reminds me of Guy from the Food Network.
#126 to #38 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I don't think that super saiyan lookin ************ has ever eaten ****** food in his life. I masturbate to that show.
#6 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
>boop
YOU SMOOTH ************
#55 to #6 - CaptainPugwash
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#59 to #55 - hipopatonims
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(08/26/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you cant say anything about forgeting to log in and just have to cry silently to yourself.
#137 to #59 - IncarceratedNinja
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(08/26/2012) [-]
funny thing is, it is him xD click "hide all" on his anon comment and itll hide his logged in comment too, thus proving it was him!
#155 to #137 - meganinja
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(08/26/2012) [-]
except that doesn't work. It's been proven repeatedly, and it's just a rumor.
#185 to #155 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Sad thing is, I tried it and it worked.
Sad thing is, I tried it and it worked.
#219 to #185 - dkillakai
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(08/26/2012) [-]
it works because his comment is negative enough to hide, therefore when you press hide all on the anon comment, his autohides because it is negative, whereas if you click hide all on his the anon comment is still there
#188 to #185 - meganinja
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(08/26/2012) [-]
there's a way to do it that it ends up hiding the comments from the user AND the anon, but it doesn't mean it's the same person. hide all doesn't work by IP.
#254 to #188 - CaptainPugwash
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I never said it was my comment, because it wasn't, i was trying to piss off OP.
You guys are all dicks, by the way.
#297 to #254 - meganinja
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I wasn't saying anything about you, I was simply trying to tell the people that the hide all with anons doesn't work. Why you told me that I don't know.
#266 to #254 - icytime ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
It's the internet, calm down about it.   
   
Care less and have more fun.
It's the internet, calm down about it.

Care less and have more fun.
#444 to #188 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Hide all works by IP when you click "hide all" on the anon, but that only applies for the comments they make under anonymous, and will not carry over to any accounts they log in on.
#656 to #444 - meganinja
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(08/27/2012) [-]
So If I were to go to a different IP address on the same account, hitting hide all wouldn't work?

I don't see why this caused such a controversy, I simply stated that the hide all doesn't work the way they thought it did.
#661 to #656 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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(08/27/2012) [-]
If you stay logged in, it's using your actual account name for the hide all, so changing IPs there wouldn't do anything.
It will ONLY use your IP for when you're posting as anonymous.

It's not so much your specific comment, I just see it A LOT where people have absolutely no idea how Hide All works, so I try to tell people how it does when I see opportunity to.
#357 to #137 - ryander
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#104 to #55 - thessalonaki
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#220 to #104 - dkillakai
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
what is this from
#280 to #220 - shitclint
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(08/26/2012) [-]
#327 to #280 - wraththefurious
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
I like her eye patch.
#156 to #55 - crampers
Reply +8
(08/26/2012) [-]
It's cool we'll just give you the equal amount of negative thumbs to even it out as you never got them.

You can thank us later.
#119 to #55 - blackmanrollipolli
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(08/26/2012) [-]
thats okay little buddy, we gave you 77 thumbs.
#295 to #55 - theangrydoodle
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#288 to #55 - divide **User deleted account**
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#63 to #55 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
You're a lying faggot. I'm the OP and i don't have an account, please kill yourself
#93 to #63 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
NO ITS ME!
#66 to #63 - anon
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
he never said he was op dumbass
#132 to #55 - garentei
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#146 to #132 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
It's not that faggots comment
#153 to #55 - desktoppthabest
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Haha wow, it was him, but he still shouldn't of said anything.
#675 to #6 - anon
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(08/27/2012) [-]
**** i forgot to log in
#690 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(08/27/2012) [-]
I didn't forget to log in

ANON MASTER RACE
#703 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(08/27/2012) [-]
guise i forgot to login too guise!
#694 to #6 - logankipaa
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(08/27/2012) [-]
Thats so wierd I must have forgot to log in also.
#700 to #694 - A Pickle
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(08/27/2012) [-]
Wow dude, me too. In fact, a lot of people forgot to log in.
#408 to #6 - nowbackatme
Reply +24
(08/26/2012) [-]
We all forgot to long in after posting that comment!
We all forgot to long in after posting that comment!
#4 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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#78 to #4 - thedungeonmaster
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I too thought of Billy Madison
#496 to #4 - shlongconnery **User deleted account**
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#99 - midnightflower
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(08/26/2012) [-]
#11 - danielboerman
Reply +76
(08/26/2012) [-]
I don't get what FunnyJunk's fascination with 4chan is. Posting pictures from the site but being too afraid to go there? And how FJ tries to be like /b/ makes me cringe...

"OP is a faggot"
"9/10 anon"
"Femanon here'
"GTFO summerfag"

And you guys say that 9gag are the bad guys. I've yet to see a screenshot on their site from /b/, considering most the stuff on the front page of FJ is either off of /b/ or 9gag, you guys are the real dickheads.

tl;dr You guys are massive hypocrites and should post more OC. I did it once. Got #1 on the front page, not that hard



#17 to #11 - brettyoke
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(08/26/2012) [-]
>Fascination with /b/
it's funny...

>OP is a faggot
That's a very useful phrase and applies to tons of situations, do you think we're the only ones that use it after /b/?

>9/10 anon
I personally do not see that... Ever...

>Femanon here
I RARELY see that. If they're female, and anonymous, why is this wrong?

>GTFO summerfag
Right, because /b/ is the only place that hates newfags.

>9gag are the bad guys ... yet to see screenshot from /b/
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot seeing a /b/ screenshot on our site makes us bad, forgive us? Also, 9gag is facebook style, meaning that 90% of their population is ******* RETARTED.

>Post OC... I got #1...
I've made frontpage too, there's nothing but OC on my profile. So what? Want a ******* medal?
Also, /b/ is MUCH easier to post OC on, because there's no ranking system, thumbs, votes, ect. which means that people are free to post whatever the **** they want without persecution, leading to more OC on the board.

tl;dr **** you and go back to whatever ******** you came from.
#18 to #17 - danielboerman
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Newfag refers to a newcomer to /b/, not /b/'s retarded distant cousin that you are defending even though it's full of people like yourself who think what it essentially a mirror site of /b/ and 9gag is worth defending, I'm all for OC don't get me wrong snd a lot of it is funny, it's just a rarity
#19 to #18 - brettyoke
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I do not at all think we're at all related to /b/ or a mirror site of it. I was stating why we're not ******* idiots for doing some of the things you do.

Hey, you, are you using Windows? Well stop, you're just trying to be like Bill Gates! I don't care if you're just using Windows for its useful features, if you see and use any part of it, you're sucking Bill Gates dick!!!!!!!

^What you and danielboerman sound like.
#20 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
******* RETARTED
#26 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
lol. go one time on reddit and 10 hours later on 9gag... :) you will see where funnyjunk and 9gag have their pictures from.
#46 to #11 - RykenX
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Ever thought that people from /b/ come to fj too?
#166 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
GTFO summerfag
#178 to #11 - dtcdannyboy
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
Afraid to go there? Really? Raise your hand if you haven't been to 4chan...
#279 to #11 - aerosol
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
FunnyJunk's fascination with 4chan is simply this: 4chan is funny sometimes.
#572 to #11 - sefercil
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(08/27/2012) [-]
can you give me a link to /b/ ? i would like to visit this enchanted land
can you give me a link to /b/ ? i would like to visit this enchanted land
#629 to #11 - koombine
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(08/27/2012) [-]
This site filters out the actual funny **** and just leaves the CP and incest there with them.
#15 to #11 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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(08/26/2012) [-]
#69 to #11 - derpycheezenizle
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(08/26/2012) [-]
What if, and this may be far fetched, but... what if some people go on /b/ AND fj, and use the same words on both sites?
#264 to #11 - msvegeta
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I don't think FJ is very different from 4chan at all. The phrases that originated on /b/ are popular on FJ for a reason, because they are also applicable here. I see no problem with that.
#16 to #11 - chubbylittlemonkey
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(08/26/2012) [-]
With the addition of boards, it's basically a sfw try-hard copy of 4chan.
#14 to #11 - kodex
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(08/26/2012) [-]
The reason I come to FJ is the community and I don't have to wade through 4chan ******** to get to the good stuff, it's all posted here...
#13 to #11 - aabye
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Yea. But this site is about funny pictures. Because of that, I think it's perfectly fine to post screenshots from 4chan, or even repost from 9gag etc. Besides, nobody wants to go through the hay of 4chan to find the needle.    
   
Other that that I agree with ya nignog.
Yea. But this site is about funny pictures. Because of that, I think it's perfectly fine to post screenshots from 4chan, or even repost from 9gag etc. Besides, nobody wants to go through the hay of 4chan to find the needle.

Other that that I agree with ya nignog.
#50 to #13 - TexMex
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(08/26/2012) [-]
**** yes
#107 - mytrakytra
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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Hey Japan, Imma boop your head.
#108 to #107 - mytrakytra
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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Boop
#159 to #108 - realupsidedwnface
Reply +1
(08/26/2012) [-]
Smells like top comment in here
#139 to #108 - theghostrider
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(08/26/2012) [-]
1000/10.
#136 to #108 - JordanJwoww
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(08/26/2012) [-]
10/10
#34 - PedoNazi
Reply +76
(08/26/2012) [-]
>boop   
CUNT DESTROYER
>boop
CUNT DESTROYER
#41 - biwwy
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(08/26/2012) [-]






This is further than i have ever been with a girl
#64 to #41 - KungFuZerO
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(08/26/2012) [-]






im sorry to hear that
#109 to #41 - thessalonaki
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#70 to #41 - ragged
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight?
Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight?
#36 - machinimax
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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#180 - vodwick
Reply +57
(08/26/2012) [-]
So much spaghetti.
#183 to #180 - anon
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
oh god this make me laugh harder than the content. Thank you sir
#193 to #180 - anon
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#246 to #180 - DrSalvador
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Lol someone sucks at talking.
#267 to #180 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
can someone define spaghetti for me?
#199 to #180 - dtcdannyboy
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(08/26/2012) [-]
You win all of my lols sir
#210 to #180 - mariox
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(08/26/2012) [-]
**** man, Foreveralone is better than that guy.
#247 to #180 - chaoticlaw
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Goddamn dude.....
Goddamn dude.....
#230 to #180 - DisgruntledTomato
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Oh my ****, never have I seen something so glorious.
#201 to #180 - fistofpain
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Now thats funny
Now thats funny
#228 to #180 - eriberto
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#222 to #180 - superbla
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(08/26/2012) [-]
that escalated far too quickly.
that escalated far too quickly.
#221 to #180 - raexe
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(08/26/2012) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#198 to #180 - fizzor
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I... that... eh...what?   
   
   
   
   
   
REALLY?!
I... that... eh...what?





REALLY?!
#211 to #180 - crazybastard
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(08/26/2012) [-]
oh god... no matter how socially retarded you are, there's just no excuse for Spaghetting that hard.
oh god... no matter how socially retarded you are, there's just no excuse for Spaghetting that hard.
#290 to #211 - creepyunclebob
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Okay, Spaghettiing must have been redefined in the last two weeks or something, because Urban Dictionary says it's something to do with playing with a girl's hair. Google leads me to no answers whatsoever.
#231 to #180 - goochmaster
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(08/26/2012) [-]
YOU HAD ONE JOB.     
   
ONE ******* JOB.    
   
AND THAT JOB WAS NOT ******* UP.   
   
AND YOU BLEW IT.
YOU HAD ONE JOB.

ONE ******* JOB.

AND THAT JOB WAS NOT ******* UP.

AND YOU BLEW IT.