Video games from a different perspective. . In Skyrim you' re a psychotic mass who doesn' t leave any cave, fort or ruin until every last living thing inside is
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Video games from a different perspective

In Skyrim you' re a
psychotic mass ********
who doesn' t leave any
cave, fort or ruin until
every last living thing
inside is dead.
In Call of Duty you' re the
literal god of war, slaying
thousands of enemies,
healing from bullet
wounds in seconds and
resurrecting after death.
In Super Mario you' re l
vengeful plumber
destroying the homes of
countless meandering
creatures because your
girlfriend left you for a
turtle.
In Portal you' re an
insolent, unstable
lab rat insistent on
disrupting perfectly
good science.
In Grand Theft Auto you' re the
most violent criminal in the
history of the world who can
never die in intensive care and
who keeps paying the police to
let him out with all his weapons.
In The Legend of Zelda you' re a
delusional adventurer who
thinks the best way to save the
world is to break people' s pots,
hack up t eh chickens, and
In Uncharted you' re a racist
******** who will kill entire
countries worth of brown
people so that you can get
to a lost ancient city you will
then proceed to destroy.
In Pokemon you' re a
sadist who enslaves
local wildlife and
forces them to fight
each other for amuse-
ment and cash.
In Saints Row you' re a kind-
hearted buffoon who goes
around brightening people' s
days as you run around
topless while beating gang
members with a giant dildo bat.
In Mass Effect you' re a
dirtbag who thinks the
salvation of the galaxy is
found inside each of your
crew member' s pants.
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#478 - unfitninjuh (09/08/2012) [-]
What about Shadow of the Colossus?
>pic related
#464 - klondikemonster (08/26/2012) [-]
You mean... Salvation isn't in their pussies?
#463 - paragade (08/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#462 - muskabulldog (08/26/2012) [-]
But that is GTA.
#454 - sploilerman (08/26/2012) [-]
Even if this is a repost, I lol'd hysterically!
#450 - anonymous (08/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 205,963,506**
#453 to #450 - anonymous (08/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 13**
User avatar #460 to #453 - helenabeat (08/26/2012) [-]
**helenabeat rolls 60** Here you go anonymous
#441 - wildberk (08/26/2012) [-]
You are a person walking through the woods stealing some guys art.
#436 - cpthavok (08/26/2012) [-]
Here's another...

In Spec Ops: The Line you are a delusional Delta Force soldier who ******* hundreds of US soldiers and Civilians trying to save said soldiers and civilians, blaming a dead general for everything that goes wrong.
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#442 to #436 - felinescrotum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #432 - hatersghate (08/26/2012) [-]
**hatersghate rolls 234**
Fukken trips
User avatar #433 to #432 - hatersghate (08/26/2012) [-]
Even better
Comment #432
Rolled 234
And they are consecutive numbers
I thought it was awesome...
#449 to #433 - hole (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm impressed
I'm impressed
#445 to #433 - anonymous (08/26/2012) [-]
**** just got real
User avatar #444 to #433 - xenxio (08/26/2012) [-]
Ehhh....yeah its pretty cool.
#428 - anonymous (08/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #451 to #428 - xtwinblade (08/26/2012) [-]
Because its true
#427 - pimpvader (08/26/2012) [-]
The Salvation of the Universe IS in my pants
#458 to #452 - pimpvader (08/26/2012) [-]
Ive been waiting for one for a while
#469 to #467 - gondarik (08/26/2012) [-]
I 						*******					 want javik but i don't have money for him...
I ******* want javik but i don't have money for him...
#425 - anonymous (08/26/2012) [-]
okay this is making me mad. could someone with a facebook page go to here [url deleted] and ******* tell those ********* that this post is from funnyjunk? And deeds to Twansition for making the post.

http://9gag. com/gag/5174458
This is in case the link doesn't show
User avatar #430 to #425 - persay (08/26/2012) [-]
Even on this funnyjunk-post, there's a watermark from a different site... It says You need to login to view this link at the bottom of this picture.
User avatar #421 - rottens (08/26/2012) [-]
I have to admit, the last one made me lol so hard , my dog looked at me with the most confused face she has ever given me.
User avatar #412 - justawhitekid (08/26/2012) [-]
this is a repost but it still made me laugh, you win this time OP, this time.
User avatar #475 to #412 - ooooooooooo (08/27/2012) [-]
I'm new here and have never seen it so I thought I'd post it
#396 - djwalmart (08/26/2012) [-]
I liked this post.    
Even back when it wasnt a repost.
I liked this post.
Even back when it wasnt a repost.
#389 - pencilartist (08/26/2012) [-]
While the Skyrim one is true, it's only true for the first half of the game where you actually have important missions to complete. I honestly don't even kill anyone or sneak anymore, I just run passed them. If they give me trouble, I invisible my **** up and run away, grabbing random and useless objects as I go.

Dragons? **** that. I have enough dragon bones and dragon scales to provide enough armour and weapons to all of Tamriel AND Shivering Isles.
Dragur? Fire, ************* .
Bandits? It's like walking into a trove of preschoolers trying to play Indians and Pioneers. I may as well be the Vault Dweller, because apparently they've never heard of me, despite the fact I've saved the world.


I have to fight enemies on Master difficulty with my bare fists_ just to feel something now._
#417 to #387 - thechosentroll (08/26/2012) [-]
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I can find you a r34 pic that would perfectly suit the ending in 2 minutes. THAT's how strong my rapesenses are tingling right now.
User avatar #457 to #417 - mikemeiers (08/26/2012) [-]
are you implying that i dont have every tali-shepard rule 34 pic already?
User avatar #384 - rbrim (08/26/2012) [-]
How is the Grand Theft Auto one "from a different perspective"? That seems exactly how the games are.
#378 - anonymous (08/26/2012) [-]
well if i don't check miranda's pants for reapers who will?
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