Video games from a different perspective. . In Skyrim you' re a psychotic mass murderer who doesn' t leave any cave, fort or ruin until every last living thing  Video games from a different perspective In Skyrim you' re psychotic mass murderer who doesn' t leave any cave fort or ruin until every last living thing
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Video games from a different perspective

In Skyrim you' re a
psychotic mass murderer
who doesn' t leave any
cave, fort or ruin until
every last living thing
inside is dead.
In Call of Duty you' re the
literal god of war, slaying
thousands of enemies,
healing from bullet
wounds in seconds and
resurrecting after death.
In Super Mario you' re l
vengeful plumber
destroying the homes of
countless meandering
creatures because your
girlfriend left you for a
turtle.
In Portal you' re an
insolent, unstable
lab rat insistent on
disrupting perfectly
good science.
In Grand Theft Auto you' re the
most violent criminal in the
history of the world who can
never die in intensive care and
who keeps paying the police to
let him out with all his weapons.
In The Legend of Zelda you' re a
delusional adventurer who
thinks the best way to save the
world is to break people' s pots,
hack up t eh chickens, and
In Uncharted you' re a racist
murderer who will kill entire
countries worth of brown
people so that you can get
to a lost ancient city you will
then proceed to destroy.
In Pokemon you' re a
sadist who enslaves
local wildlife and
forces them to fight
each other for amuse-
ment and cash.
In Saints Row you' re a kind-
hearted buffoon who goes
around brightening people' s
days as you run around
topless while beating gang
members with a giant dildo bat.
In Mass Effect you' re a
dirtbag who thinks the
salvation of the galaxy is
found inside each of your
crew member' s pants.
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#2 - waffies
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#203 to #2 - manicekman
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(08/26/2012) [-]
No.

Wake up Shepard, wake up.
#65 to #2 - benjah
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(08/26/2012) [-]
#201 - crackfox
Reply +82
(08/26/2012) [-]
In Assassin's Creed, You are an assassin.
#59 - bronybox
Reply +79
(08/26/2012) [-]
In Minecraft you are a beast among all beings who goes around punching innocent woodland creatures to death, breaking trees with your fists, and have the ability to compress several metals and diamonds together into perfect blocks WITH YOUR BARE HAND. You are so ******* Alpha, that you simply walk into the pits of hell, traverse the fire and brimstone, and bring with you eternal flames of torture. All of this, so you may have a cozy fireplace where you may peacefully sit and listen to the cries of anguished souls that dwell within it.
#63 to #59 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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(08/26/2012) [-]
actually same as CoD, but replace bullets with claws and arrows
#117 to #63 - findtheanswer
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(08/26/2012) [-]
No. Never compare Minecraft with CoD.
CoD will never be as awesome as it was when it first came out, and even then it's not as good as Minecraft. While they may be different types of games, we all know that CoD's multiplayer sucks ass.
#472 to #117 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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(08/27/2012) [-]
amen to that
#96 to #59 - samoaspider
Reply +1
(08/26/2012) [-]
this is so awesome
#60 to #59 - giljo
Reply +7
(08/26/2012) [-]
i was just about to ask "but what are you in minecraft?" ... guess here's my answer
#105 - aboondocksaint
Reply +71
(08/26/2012) [-]
#210 - skuser
Reply +53
(08/26/2012) [-]
Meanwhile...
#219 to #210 - anon
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
Why are you on here then?
#220 to #219 - skuser
Reply +31
(08/26/2012) [-]
To have all the internet content in one site.   
I never said I didn't like it.
To have all the internet content in one site.
I never said I didn't like it.
#97 - seelcudoom
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#112 - lupislord
Reply +35
(08/26/2012) [-]
In Kirby you are an all-devouring monster who threatens to destroy dreamland... so the good King Dedede enacted martial law to stop you.
#8 - archonlb
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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#10 to #8 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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#14 to #8 - fukkentyranitar
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(08/26/2012) [-]
#32 to #8 - tankeruber
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
I dont get it, explanation?
#20 to #8 - weinerdick
Reply +22
(08/26/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard it gave me a boner
Boners don't work this way
Help me
#23 - sleep
Reply +31
(08/26/2012) [-]
Needs more Half Life.
#51 to #23 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
a silent pychopath who slaughters innocent aleins......that's all i got
#50 to #23 - eddiethead
Reply +5
(08/26/2012) [-]
#53 to #50 - thedrunkendonkey
Reply +5
(08/26/2012) [-]
#54 to #53 - eddiethead
Reply +3
(08/26/2012) [-]
I also keep this around, related 'cause crowbars 'n ****.
#93 - TehGordonFreeman
Reply +29
(08/26/2012) [-]
The saint's row one seemed to be the only positive one
#98 to #93 - thesilence
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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#101 to #98 - lilbobalot
Reply +6
(08/26/2012) [-]
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#102 to #101 - thesilence
Reply +13
(08/26/2012) [-]
Want a better quality one?
Want a better quality one?
#103 to #102 - thesilence
Reply +17
(08/26/2012) [-]
Nevermind, that ones a bit too small.
Nevermind, that ones a bit too small.
#123 to #103 - epicsauceiness **User deleted account**
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#133 to #123 - thesilence
Reply +1
(08/26/2012) [-]
I think thats the first SR.
#143 to #133 - epicsauceiness **User deleted account**
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