FANNYJANK. Easily the funniest merica thread ever. /funny_gifs/4035752/Merica/3#3. r. you our 37 -Theflamingflamingo Cl,, '., A #13 -nastyninja [H excuse me wha FANNYJANK Easily the funniest merica thread ever /funny_gifs/4035752/Merica/3#3 r you our 37 -Theflamingflamingo Cl ' A #13 -nastyninja [H excuse me wha
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A #13 -nastyninja [H
excuse me what language do you speak?
14 - imnotkickthecat on as [H
American. whatdo you speak?
20 - erowid
Actually consider. American English a language?
15 -nastyninja H
i asked forthe language you speak.
a. #25 -guitaraddict
ffyou dont you' re a ******* communist
Who said freedom isnt a language?
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P. ' #23 -nastyninja H
A'... me, why? is there a country named freedom or something?
F y. -felinescrotum
There is, its also goes by the name illmerica.
51 #27 -nastyninja H
so there is a country called freedom and from reading your comment "it is also by the
name of. America"?
q Excuse me, butwhai country do you come from?
T.' . #32 -nastyninja H
Uh my god. This explains
everything. You obviously dont
understand my point because
you cant hear me from *******
mars.
h V -nastyninja H
e lam not talking to a robot on some other planet engineered by scientists osmana
nationalities youjust american. i am talking to you and dont say how good you are
when you probably didnt contribute to any ofthe credit you are taking
countries achievements... i' m out
You seriously need some freedom.
we -nastyninja H
Ci.. ihate lots thanks...
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SPACE!
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F y. #34 -felinescrotum
Peasant
F y. -felinescrotum H
C. '. America is freedom
Peasant
31 -nastyninja H
so because i didnt know there was a country named freedom i am now a peasant? on
Where is just thousands who just thumb down all comments that dont
big up america...
ct. Li,. You do realize you just got trolled like a ************. right?
F y. #33 - felinescrotum
Peasant
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32'?‘ -"1' Freedom ************. do you
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#24 - arhinoinyourcar **User deleted account**
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#686 to #24 - shlongconnery **User deleted account**
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#991 to #24 - beeradthelaw
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Comment Picture
#195 to #24 - trollins
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>Americans think they have freedom because they have more things to kill other people with
#296 to #24 - SheWolfie
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Italy has NO drinking age...
you have to be 18 to get it but you don't get arrested for giving it to kids
#363 to #296 - crazyanger
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Same in Denmark except you can buy it at 16
#29 to #24 - dreadedfate
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MUST.
DESTROY.
COMMUNIST.
#242 to #24 - cudlefish
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Did you realize everyone was kidding in that thread? Its kinda seems like you dont
#33 to #24 - thelonelyfeel [OP]
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Yea these were all joke comments. People say America is free because in SOME places the government won't help you (completely corrupt police, yes we have corrupt ones here too though) and when the pilgrims came from england it was to have freedom of religion and not be judged by the color of your skin or your beliefs.

But because of some peoples beliefs they are still judged but the government will try to help people get fair trials and such.

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#46 to #35 - thelonelyfeel [OP]
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I wasn't defending England.
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#49 to #47 - thelonelyfeel [OP]
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#112 to #35 - anon
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Too busy making one of the biggest empires in the entire world. Where was USA's empire? I've heard of the British empire but where is the american? Surely a great country like the USA would have an empire? right?
#829 to #112 - anon
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All Britfags did was invade other peoples' land and destroy countless indigenous civilizations.
#643 to #112 - bdevils
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we've actually had multiple territories. The phillipines, peurto rico, Hawaii, even Alaska were all territories of the United States. Two happened to be granted entrance in to the Union while one was given its freedom. The other is still a territory and in the future you could possibly see it become a state. We did have a bit of an empire going in the early twentieth century.
#561 to #112 - redditsucks
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Yeah, because empire's always work out so great right? It's ridiculous to think that a country as new as the U.S. would try to create an empire in the short time it existed, especially when the U.S. is bigger than most other countries.
#36 to #35 - damngoodpotato **User deleted account**
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#959 to #24 - mrnomnomnom
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I agree with pretty everything you just said, but I have to say, being able to have guns so easily is pretty damn great. Not only are they fun to shoot and use to hunt, but they serve as a great deal of protection.
My dad was carjacked a few years ago while in Mexico. Obviously he wouldn't have been able to take a gun across the border. Not without being questioned, at least. But that kind of **** happens in the states too.
The point I'm trying to make is that, if something serious were to happen, a firearm sure as hell comes in handy. (Since the Mexico incident, we've bought 3 guns. A rifle, shotgun, and handgun.)
#1094 to #24 - anon
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Every state has the choice of making the STATE legal drinking age less than 21, states can vote on whether gay marriage should be legal or not, Brits don't have the right to bare arms, marijuana is decriminalized in most urban areas and on the verge of legalization in the next 5 years whether people fight it or not, you have to buy a license to own a television in the UK. So, states have the FREEDOM to choose what to do in their own spheres of influence, as long as it doesn't conflict with ammendments. However in most cases states do not change certain restrictions due to threats from the national government (no highway grants, community grants ect.). Every country has it's issues, not everyone has the choice to change it.
#1293 to #24 - cudlefish
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Guys i think this is commy talk for I'm a terrorist and don't have enough freedom
#283 to #24 - alleksi
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>Im not trying to start a ********* here

aww cmon yes you do, every one loves **********
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#66 to #24 - cleverguy
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it's considered free as opposed to something like a monarchy or totalitarianism. no one denies that canada and european countries aren't free countries and america is in no way trying to compete to be "more free". you have to realize, the pictures that brag about freedom are jokes. we're just as free as the next guy, just for some reason americans feel the need to brag about it.
#26 to #24 - Goatmanlll
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ELIMINATE COMMUNIST THREAT!
#34 to #26 - thelonelyfeel [OP]
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BRING IT
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#356 to #30 - mrpootkins
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I think all the sarcasm comprehension was used up in the other thread.
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#842 to #24 - anon
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>Implying marijuana consumption is a good thing.

Who cares if gays can't get married? It's not illegal here to be gay. And marriage is an ancient tradition which lasted for thousands of years between a man and a woman. They just don't want to ruin that tradition and preserve how it was. Big deal, you're not allowed to become an alcoholic earlier in life, boo hoo. And it's better to make whores and sluts pay for being idiotic by making them take care of a kid. Incest is illegal in certain states as well. And if you take legal guns away from the public, crooks can get them from the black market and law abiding citizens can't defend themselves against them. Get your head out of your ass and see other peoples' points of view.
#1158 to #842 - paradoxflow
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1. Marijuana consumption IS a good thing :)

2. It's the principle that gays are people too and should therefore enjoy the same rights and freedoms as the rest of us.

3. It doesn't promote alcoholism..kids still get alcohol before they're 21 in america lol

4. What if a woman gets raped? Additionally a child should never be used as punishment. What type of life is waiting for that kid if the mother views it as a punishment and therefore forever resents it for ruining her life.

5. The legalization of assault rifles only serves aid people who wish to kill many people by shooting up a school or movie theatre. I mean if you want to have a handgun to protect yourself I can see that but when have you honestly heard of someone protecting themselves with an assault rifle...

..I think you should take your own advice
#1179 to #842 - thessalonaki
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#37 to #24 - Jayce
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**** yeah
#1095 - lilkepi
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>Attend college in the UK
>Take English history class
>Professor starts talking about the American Revolution
>Says England won that war because their per-capita kill count was better
>I start objecting to this
>Professor takes a closer look at me
>He notices I have a ham sandwich next to me
>I am immediately arrested by british authorities under Sharia Law for possessing unclean meat
>They search my dorm room
>Find a toothbrush
>Having never seen such a device before, they assume it to be a magic wand
>They insist on putting me on a train to Hogwarts
>Train just runs in to the ocean
>All the british kids drown
>I swim back to America using superior American swimming genetics
>my face when
#1163 to #1095 - Spitfirex
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I just logged in just to tell you, that is the funniest **** i had ever read on Funnyjunk.
#1182 to #1163 - lilkepi
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thanks man, nice corgi
#74 - lotengo
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LAND OF THE FREE, pic related   
   
prostitution is legal here   
Legal drinking age 16   
gay marriage is legal   
weed is legal
LAND OF THE FREE, pic related

prostitution is legal here
Legal drinking age 16
gay marriage is legal
weed is legal
#84 to #74 - dinosawtacos
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Can you go on the pirate bay there, in the UK, everythings blocked.
#98 to #84 - crilleballe
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I don't see the problem.
#95 to #84 - thebigoddone
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You can go on Piratebay in the U.K.
#96 to #95 - dinosawtacos
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When I try, it's blocked.
#87 to #84 - lotengo
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not at this moment...but the message i get when i try states that my internet provider will appel the judges decision

#89 to #87 - dinosawtacos
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Isn't it legal in sweden?
#107 to #89 - fxremastered
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It has to be legal in Sweden, TPB is founded in Sweden and their servers are in Sweden. If they government cared they would've shut them down ages ago.
#91 to #89 - lotengo
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id have to take the train to Sweden to check it out, but if so Sweden is the land of the free also
#92 to #91 - dinosawtacos
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I like Sweden.
#713 to #74 - icanflynow
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It's interesting the effect of the Dutch drug policy -
"In the Netherlands 9.5% of young adults (aged 15–34) consume soft drugs once a month, comparable to the level of Finland (8%), Latvia (9,7%) and Norway (9.6%) and less than in the UK (13.8%), Germany (11,9%), Czech Republic (19,3%), Denmark (13,3%), Spain (18.8%), France (16,7%), Slovakia (14,7%) and Italy (20,9%)"
Source - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_the_Netherlands#Results_of_the_drug_policy
#1044 to #74 - anon
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Pretty sure gay marriage is the only one of those things that's actually good. More alcoholics, potheads, and perverts... Not so much.
#79 to #74 - madjik
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I am 1/4 dutch and would love to visit the Netherlands, any where in particular I should see if I go there?
#81 to #79 - darksight
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depends on it .. everywhere is the same .. amsterdam is for the tourists i think.. you got everything there xD.
#83 to #81 - lotengo
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If ur a tourist u can also visit Den Haag

Our political Center with lots of Theater and entertainment, and u might just bump into Itube
#93 to #83 - madjik
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Awesome, thanks mate. (and suddenly I realize, I don't have very many complement pictures and gifs)
#82 to #81 - madjik
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Thanks for that bro.
Thanks for that bro.
#86 to #82 - lotengo
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Depends on wat u want to see
If ur interested in ur Dutch ancestry u should visit Volendam and Paleis 't Loo in Apeldoorn. And dont forget the Delta Works
#88 to #86 - madjik
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Yea I am interested. Thanks man, good to know funny junk is not completely filled with idiots.
Yea I am interested. Thanks man, good to know funny junk is not completely filled with idiots.
#809 - marconde
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#825 to #809 - TheGrandMan
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That just made my day good sir here is your thumb.
#538 - hammerofdorn
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I would say I love Germany, but somehow that makes me a nazi here in america... You know i'm just happy to be alive on Earth and not on Pluto... that **** would be cold, and i would be dead
#546 to #538 - anon
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some1 talking sense?
on FUNNYJUNK?
u sir, must come from pluto or some ****
#565 to #538 - thatsmrnoob
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i like germany but i hear the government freaks out about the smallest stuff but i would like to visit Berlin one day
#575 to #538 - eddiethead
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Being a nazi makes you a nazi. It's perfectly fine to love your country.
#632 to #538 - anon
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i like you
#544 to #538 - xIArcticIx
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I'm taking German as my language class this year and I like it. Except everyone who doesn't take it think its communist to learn the Nazi language...
#1271 to #544 - thedisturbedone
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"...thinks it's communist to learn the Nazi language..."
Oh, god, how I hate high school children (That's what grade I'm assuming you're in, with such dumbasses. I'm sorry if I inferred incorrectly). While the, 'learning of the Nazi language thing, is outright wrong, I'm more concerned they think it's communist. Nazism was a fascist belief, and fascism is much different from communism. Communism is a form of ideas that try to make everything equal for everyone, while fascism is the belief that one person is of higher power than everyone else, and should be the figure-head of a country.
#1295 to #538 - pluto
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ya because id kill you faggot
#1296 to #1295 - hammerofdorn
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Holy **** i just fell out of my chair
#1212 - caesarflickerman
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(08/25/2012) [-]
'MERICA FOLDER!!
#1233 to #1212 - kingantichrist
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America
#1266 to #1219 - davajz
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#510 - nastyninja
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this is the closest i'm going to get to the front page anyways...
#553 to #510 - Just Another Guy
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To be fair until I looked at the comments i thought you'd be the guy being thumbed up lol, guess they didn't like your side of the argument >_<
#574 to #553 - nastyninja
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there are more americans who don't read the full thing and just thumb down...
#63 - thetrolltrolley
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"If you don't speak freedom then you're a ******* communist."

So amazing...
#279 - kettleftw
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#294 to #279 - themisstophat
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This made me chuckle :')