Genius. . HI ever have kid, I' m going to raise them in an Amish and make them believe that it is the year 1693. Then when they are 16, I' m gasing to: tell the
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HI ever have kid, I' m going to raise them in an Amish
and make them believe that it is the year 1693.
Then when they are 16, I' m gasing to: tell them I' invented a
lime machine', and t will send them inn: the "future" and watch
as they discover a new warm.
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#5 - skyhawk (08/24/2012) [+] (14 replies)
that kid's reaction
(minus the beard)
User avatar #8 to #5 - thehans (08/24/2012) [-]
if hes amish the kid will have the beard
#3 - ragingbrony (08/24/2012) [-]
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With the way the world is right Amish Paradise doesn't sound so bad to be honest...
User avatar #17 - TheBrickShitter (08/24/2012) [-]
raised in amish community
amish teach that electricity is bad
year 1693
what is electricity
mom invents machine made of metal and electronics
#15 - dontcheckembro (08/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**dontcheckembro rolled a random image posted in comment #152962 at Anime & Manga ** The kids reaction
#101 - notveryoriginal (08/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And sing A Whole New World when you show him the internet
I can show you the woooorld, shining, shimmering splendid
#22 - spazzin (08/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #32 to #29 - jalthelas (08/24/2012) [-]
Bathroom City needs a hero.
#55 - Cambro (08/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You mean the plot twist in The Village?
#48 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 - jalthelas (08/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
&quot;If I ever have kid...&quot;
"If I ever have kid..."
#70 - Womens Study Major (08/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#106 to #70 - darrelltwo (08/24/2012) [-]
this is the first time i have ever used this.
User avatar #139 - lordalpaca (08/25/2012) [-]
I hate how original posts like these go unnoticed and yet a bitch saying 'lolol went shopping <3' gets 50 likes.
User avatar #37 - klick (08/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Interesting idea, though I don't think it will work as well as you hope. The Amish are aware of the rest of the world and in fact when a child becomes of age, they are sent out to explore they city and then make a dessision of they want to stay or not.

Plus, you know...tourists come and watch the Amish...
#142 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #80 - mexirican (08/24/2012) [+] (9 replies)
i wonder if i can go into an amish community with an iPad and enslave them due to the fear it will give them
#88 to #80 - pukingrainbows (08/24/2012) [-]
As a resident of Lancaster County, PA I can assure you that \Amish people know what computers are.
#122 - harvestmoonfanboi (08/24/2012) [-]
"If i ever have kid"
#77 - stubbyftw (08/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#75 - toomanyfeels (08/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**toomanyfeels rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at well done aussies ** MFW I'm Amish
User avatar #85 to #83 - jokeface (08/24/2012) [-]
But why? I heard Amishland is a "paradise" where you can walk through the valley harvesting grain, and look at your wife who is very plain, and that's just perfect for an Amish like you, because you shun the modern stuff that the rest of us do.
#131 - zonedguru (08/25/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Lie to your own child for 16 years
User avatar #149 to #131 - Zaivia (08/25/2012) [-]
"Son, you are special and you will grow up to do great things"

Well my parents did it.
User avatar #10 - TheColdandRain (08/24/2012) [-]
So pretty much... M Night Shamylan's the Village in 4 and a half lines.
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