Genius. . HI ever have kid, I' m going to raise them in an Amish and make them believe that it is the year 1693. Then when they are 16, I' m gasing to: tell the
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Genius

HI ever have kid, I' m going to raise them in an Amish
and make them believe that it is the year 1693.
Then when they are 16, I' m gasing to: tell them I' invented a
lime machine', and t will send them inn: the "future" and watch
as they discover a new warm.
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#5 - skyhawk (08/24/2012) [-]
that kid's reaction
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(minus the beard)
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User avatar #8 to #5 - thehans (08/24/2012) [-]
if hes amish the kid will have the beard
User avatar #18 to #8 - kookykade (08/24/2012) [-]
Actually Amish men don't grow out their beard till their married
#123 to #18 - madeitforthemusic (08/24/2012) [-]
I don't think that makes any sense.
User avatar #153 to #123 - kookykade (08/25/2012) [-]
Most of what the Amish do doesn't make any sense, its just their way of life
#178 to #153 - madeitforthemusic (08/25/2012) [-]
I mean what doesn't make sense is Amish can't shave because they can't use technology.
#206 to #178 - bronybox (08/25/2012) [-]
I guess every single one of our ancestors before the creation of the electric razor had long flowing beards that oculd reach the heavens, huh?
#207 to #206 - madeitforthemusic (08/25/2012) [-]
I guess me not knowing something is a reason to be a total douche, huh?
#208 to #207 - bronybox (08/25/2012) [-]
This is Funnyjunk, a lack of basic or intuitive knowledge is an acceptable means for mockery on this website.
#200 to #178 - anon (08/25/2012) [-]
They used straight razors i suppose.
#41 to #11 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
Til their married WHAT??!1!
#204 to #8 - zedacedia (08/25/2012) [-]
whoa... i thumbed this baby up when it was still in it's teens... They grow up so fast!
whoa... i thumbed this baby up when it was still in it's teens... They grow up so fast!
#70 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
#106 to #70 - darrelltwo (08/24/2012) [-]
this is the first time i have ever used this.
#3 - ragingbrony ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
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With the way the world is right now....an Amish Paradise doesn't sound so bad to be honest...
#15 - dontcheckembro (08/24/2012) [-]
**dontcheckembro rolled a random image posted in comment #152962 at Anime & Manga ** The kids reaction
#147 to #15 - anon (08/25/2012) [-]
Toradora if you were wondering...
#101 - notveryoriginal (08/24/2012) [-]
And sing A Whole New World when you show him the internet
I can show you the woooorld, shining, shimmering splendid
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User avatar #29 to #22 - patriotprideboy (08/24/2012) [-]
Inb4 the kid spider becomes the bathroom's silent guardian, a watchful protector.
User avatar #32 to #29 - jalthelas ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
Bathroom City needs a hero.
User avatar #33 to #32 - patriotprideboy (08/24/2012) [-]
Bat-Spider believes in Harvey Ant.
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User avatar #17 - TheBrickShitter (08/24/2012) [-]
raised in amish community
amish teach that electricity is bad
year 1693
what is electricity
mom invents machine made of metal and electronics
wut.
User avatar #139 - lordalpaca (08/25/2012) [-]
I hate how original posts like these go unnoticed and yet a bitch saying 'lolol went shopping <3' gets 50 likes.
User avatar #37 - klick ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
Interesting idea, though I don't think it will work as well as you hope. The Amish are aware of the rest of the world and in fact when a child becomes of age, they are sent out to explore they city and then make a dessision of they want to stay or not.

Plus, you know...tourists come and watch the Amish...
User avatar #47 to #37 - onceman ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
Wow that just made me feel really good, the Amish let them make their own decisions, they're not forced into it.
User avatar #52 to #47 - chiefrunnyjeans (08/24/2012) [-]
They brainwash them though so they end up wanting to come back. If they leave they leave forever and are never allowed to come back to see their family.
User avatar #53 to #52 - onceman ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
Sounds harsh, but I think they would rarely chose the technology life cause they grew up with the Amish way, they don't really know any other lifestyle.
#122 - harvestmoonfanboi (08/24/2012) [-]
"If i ever have kid"
#142 - anon (08/25/2012) [-]
#174 to #150 - messerauditore (08/25/2012) [-]
i see what you did there. well done.
i see what you did there. well done.
#77 - stubbyftw (08/24/2012) [-]
Clever.
Clever.
#129 to #77 - anon (08/25/2012) [-]
What game is that? I can't stop watching that gif.
#136 to #129 - anon (08/25/2012) [-]
What the fvck anon? Its Metal Gear Solid 3. How could you not know that? The prequel to the 10/10 scoring, bestgame ever made, Metal Gear Solid 4!
User avatar #87 to #77 - kasatka (08/24/2012) [-]
I loved doing that.

though I did the grab-and-date-rape one more.
User avatar #10 - TheColdandRain (08/24/2012) [-]
So pretty much... M Night Shamylan's the Village in 4 and a half lines.
#30 - jalthelas ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
&quot;If I ever have kid...&quot;
"If I ever have kid..."
#39 to #30 - darthtomale ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#55 - Cambro (08/24/2012) [-]
You mean the plot twist in The Village?
User avatar #58 to #55 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
wait... you mean... That joke from Robot Chicken FINALLY makes sense!
User avatar #57 to #55 - BowChickaBowWow (08/24/2012) [-]
You mean Margaret Peterson Haddix's Running Out Of Time?
#63 to #55 - zmaro (08/24/2012) [-]
What A Twist
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#34 - jakesterify (08/24/2012) [-]
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#62 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #296 at HL3 ** mfw
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