Socially Awkward Penguin

i met a girl and at Glastonbury festival a scrawny boney pointy little girl, with hair like a broom and teeth like a rake, she had a rape alarm she carried with her everywhere after a few drinks i said, ' do you really think YOU need that, i mean some girls here might but....'

i have never seen so much rage, it spread to her entire group of friends and burst out in a slurry of insults and physical attacks