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#14 - phsycokiller
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(08/24/2012) [-]
*fixed
#12 - Looongcat
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(08/24/2012) [-]
option 4: right click> save image as
#11 - sherlyholmes
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(08/24/2012) [-]
#16 - ewowo
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Or you could hang with a metal crowd, have broad shoulders, long hair and a beard.

Metal chicks dig the beard.
#17 to #16 - anon
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Damn straight we do...
#18 to #17 - ewowo
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Once I was standing outside of an auditorium when all of a sudden I felt a hand on my chin.

It was a girl I'd seen in Swedish classes, the one with the Windir t-shirt and the Dimmu/Behemoth patches on her satchel. She'd snuck up behind me to grope my beard.
#19 to #18 - anon
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(08/24/2012) [-]
No one resist gropeing a good beard, they're beautiful. Im just sitting patiently untill my boyfriend can finaly grow one.
#20 to #19 - ewowo
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Had mine at 16.

I am however, completely unable to grow an asshole goatee.
I have a mustache and beard, but I can't connect them or grow hair under my lip.
#33 to #20 - enlil
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(08/25/2012) [-]
I'm 16 at the moment and my sorry ass beard looks like i had pubes on my chin ;_;



#34 to #33 - ewowo
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(08/25/2012) [-]
Quite possible, I was quite fast, no worries though, you'll get there soon enough!
#21 to #20 - anon
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Darn :/ My boyfriends 17 and still only has a bit of upper lip fluff.
#22 to #21 - ewowo
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Is he blond? Blondes have a longer wait but eventually they rock way cooler beards.


And their bears will be white when they're old. WHITE. Best I can hope for is salt n' pepper.
#23 to #22 - anon
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(08/24/2012) [-]
No he's got brown hair, maybe he's just not destined for a beard lol
#24 to #23 - ewowo
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(08/24/2012) [-]
You know funny thing what happens with brown-haired beards

Instead of the beard being brown, it turns out black, with some giner hairs in between.
#25 to #24 - anon
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(08/24/2012) [-]
That sounds oddly awesome...
#26 to #25 - ewowo
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(08/24/2012) [-]
My girlfriend agrees.

You generally don't see it unless there's sunshine on it. looks like a coppery gleam to the beard.
#29 - wliet
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Related
#4 - endface
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Please. All you need is a deep voice and a sense of humor.

That's all I have. Well, that and an enormous penis.
#9 to #4 - iHAXnoobs
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Not true, you could be funny and have a deep voice(like me) and also be ******* retarded around girls(not like me)
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#8 to #7 - endface
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(08/24/2012) [-]
I know that feel.
#32 - jorn
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(08/24/2012) [-]
I have all of them.
#10 - lordanaldestroy
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(08/24/2012) [-]
Option 4: Fat chicks
#3 - contrysong
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(08/24/2012) [-]
well looks like my options are limited here so I'm gonna have to choose 3.
#1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2012) [-]
Options Four: Go to a gay bar an don't try to pick up girls... they will be all over you... happens every time.
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