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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#14 - phsycokiller
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*fixed
User avatar #12 - Looongcat
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option 4: right click> save image as
#11 - sherlyholmes
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User avatar #16 - ewowo
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Or you could hang with a metal crowd, have broad shoulders, long hair and a beard.

Metal chicks dig the beard.
#17 to #16 - anon id: 90814c15
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Damn straight we do...
User avatar #18 to #17 - ewowo
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Once I was standing outside of an auditorium when all of a sudden I felt a hand on my chin.

It was a girl I'd seen in Swedish classes, the one with the Windir t-shirt and the Dimmu/Behemoth patches on her satchel. She'd snuck up behind me to grope my beard.
#19 to #18 - anon id: 90814c15
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No one resist gropeing a good beard, they're beautiful. Im just sitting patiently untill my boyfriend can finaly grow one.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ewowo
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Had mine at 16.

I am however, completely unable to grow an asshole goatee.
I have a mustache and beard, but I can't connect them or grow hair under my lip.
User avatar #33 to #20 - enlil
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I'm 16 at the moment and my sorry ass beard looks like i had pubes on my chin ;_;



User avatar #34 to #33 - ewowo
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Quite possible, I was quite fast, no worries though, you'll get there soon enough!
#21 to #20 - anon id: 90814c15
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Darn :/ My boyfriends 17 and still only has a bit of upper lip fluff.
User avatar #22 to #21 - ewowo
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Is he blond? Blondes have a longer wait but eventually they rock way cooler beards.


And their bears will be white when they're old. WHITE. Best I can hope for is salt n' pepper.
#23 to #22 - anon id: 90814c15
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No he's got brown hair, maybe he's just not destined for a beard lol
User avatar #24 to #23 - ewowo
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You know funny thing what happens with brown-haired beards

Instead of the beard being brown, it turns out black, with some giner hairs in between.
#25 to #24 - anon id: 90814c15
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That sounds oddly awesome...
User avatar #26 to #25 - ewowo
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My girlfriend agrees.

You generally don't see it unless there's sunshine on it. looks like a coppery gleam to the beard.
#29 - wliet
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User avatar #4 - endface
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Please. All you need is a deep voice and a sense of humor.

That's all I have. Well, that and an enormous penis.
User avatar #9 to #4 - iHAXnoobs
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Not true, you could be funny and have a deep voice(like me) and also be ******* retarded around girls(not like me)
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User avatar #8 to #7 - endface
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I know that feel.
#32 - jorn
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I have all of them.
#30 - Rollerofdouble
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**Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #75522 at MLP Friendly Board ** What I use
#28 - rollone
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**rollone rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Usain Bolt ** this could work too
User avatar #15 - ROFL
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don't forget alcohol !
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