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Submitted: 08/23/2012
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#32 - jorn (08/24/2012) [-]
I have all of them.
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#31 - Marcelaluv has deleted their comment [-]
#30 - Rollerofdouble (08/24/2012) [-]
**Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #75522 at MLP Friendly Board ** What I use
#29 - wliet (08/24/2012) [-]
Related
#28 - rollone (08/24/2012) [-]
**rollone rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Usain Bolt ** this could work too
User avatar #16 - ewowo (08/24/2012) [-]
Or you could hang with a metal crowd, have broad shoulders, long hair and a beard.

Metal chicks dig the beard.
#17 to #16 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
Damn straight we do...
User avatar #18 to #17 - ewowo (08/24/2012) [-]
Once I was standing outside of an auditorium when all of a sudden I felt a hand on my chin.

It was a girl I'd seen in Swedish classes, the one with the Windir t-shirt and the Dimmu/Behemoth patches on her satchel. She'd snuck up behind me to ***** my beard.
#19 to #18 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
No one resist ******** a good beard, they're beautiful. Im just sitting patiently untill my boyfriend can finaly grow one.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ewowo (08/24/2012) [-]
Had mine at 16.

I am however, completely unable to grow an ******* goatee.
I have a mustache and beard, but I can't connect them or grow hair under my lip.
User avatar #33 to #20 - enlil (08/25/2012) [-]
I'm 16 at the moment and my sorry ass beard looks like i had ***** on my chin ;_;



User avatar #34 to #33 - ewowo (08/25/2012) [-]
Quite possible, I was quite fast, no worries though, you'll get there soon enough!
#21 to #20 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
Darn :/ My boyfriends 17 and still only has a bit of upper lip fluff.
User avatar #22 to #21 - ewowo (08/24/2012) [-]
Is he blond? Blondes have a longer wait but eventually they rock way cooler beards.


And their bears will be white when they're old. WHITE. Best I can hope for is salt n' pepper.
#23 to #22 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
No he's got brown hair, maybe he's just not destined for a beard lol
User avatar #24 to #23 - ewowo (08/24/2012) [-]
You know funny thing what happens with brown-haired beards

Instead of the beard being brown, it turns out black, with some giner hairs in between.
#25 to #24 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
That sounds oddly awesome...
User avatar #26 to #25 - ewowo (08/24/2012) [-]
My girlfriend agrees.

You generally don't see it unless there's sunshine on it. looks like a coppery gleam to the beard.
User avatar #15 - ROFL (08/24/2012) [-]
don't forget alcohol !
#14 - phsycokiller (08/24/2012) [-]
*fixed
User avatar #13 - kumabear (08/24/2012) [-]
Why not all of them?
User avatar #12 - Looongcat (08/24/2012) [-]
option 4: right click> save image as
User avatar #10 - lordanaldestroy (08/24/2012) [-]
Option 4: Fat chicks
#6 - Mynden (08/24/2012) [-]
Option 4: Charisma
User avatar #4 - endface (08/24/2012) [-]
Please. All you need is a deep voice and a sense of humor.

That's all I have. Well, that and an enormous penis.
User avatar #9 to #4 - iHAXnoobs (08/24/2012) [-]
Not true, you could be funny and have a deep voice(like me) and also be ******* retarded around girls(not like me)
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User avatar #8 to #7 - endface (08/24/2012) [-]
I know that feel.
User avatar #3 - contrysong (08/24/2012) [-]
well looks like my options are limited here so I'm gonna have to choose 3.
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2012) [-]
Options Four: Go to a gay bar an don't try to pick up girls... they will be all over you... happens every time.
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