scottish wisdom. . 2. Forgive yen: enemy but remember the 's name. It Help a man when he is in trebuie end he wali you when he is in trebuie again. 4. Marty peo
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scottish wisdom

2. Forgive yen: enemy but remember the 's name.
It Help a man when he is in trebuie end he wali you when he is in trebuie
again.
4. Marty people are alive tartly because it' s illegal to wthout them.
5, Alumni dawe net eehee any problem, but then neither does milk.
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User avatar #1 - traelos (08/23/2012) [-]
Joke's on you, milk solves the problem of having weak bones.
#113 to #1 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
On the contrary, milk can actually weaken your bones. Look it up.
User avatar #23 to #1 - TheBarneyStinson (08/24/2012) [-]
Alcohol stops the problem of caring how weak your bones are.
#27 to #23 - bensho (08/24/2012) [-]
And semen solves the problem of liking women.
#66 - triggathepirate (08/24/2012) [-]
3 more.
6. Always keep yer good eye on em.
7. Watch your potassium chloride.
8. Bring glue.
User avatar #35 - tiberioustyphr (08/24/2012) [-]
Why can't we put Alcohol...In the milk?
#56 to #35 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
Next time you're at a bar , ask for a paralizer .
#69 to #35 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
Vodka or tequila +milk = ambrosia. Cannot be smelled, you can't tell the difference unless you taste it. You're welcome.
Vodka or tequila +milk = ambrosia. Cannot be smelled, you can't tell the difference unless you taste it. You're welcome.
#36 to #35 - ragged (08/24/2012) [-]
OH 			****		 			******		 WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
OH **** ****** WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
#37 to #36 - tiberioustyphr (08/24/2012) [-]
Science, has it got too far?
#38 to #37 - mkaymkay (08/24/2012) [-]
Science; has it gone too far?
User avatar #39 to #38 - tiberioustyphr (08/24/2012) [-]
Yeah...noticed after I typed it.
#41 to #39 - mkaymkay (08/24/2012) [-]
All is forgiven.
#59 to #41 - katypower (08/24/2012) [-]
Now bacon.
User avatar #119 to #59 - itsmewaffle (08/24/2012) [-]
looks like jizz
#50 to #36 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #58 to #35 - alexmtmorgan (08/24/2012) [-]
Vodka + KahlĂșa + Milk = White Russian.
User avatar #76 to #58 - Capit (08/24/2012) [-]
The Dude abides
with his milkahol
#40 to #35 - werefaw (08/24/2012) [-]
Believe it or not, it is quite good.
#101 - tastycupcakes ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
#106 to #101 - zdawg (08/24/2012) [-]
and helps heartburn, osteoporosis, ulcers, and a number of other things.
#18 - kingabdul (08/24/2012) [-]
What if wanting Milk is your problem?
User avatar #24 to #18 - immortalfear (08/24/2012) [-]
Milk drinker.
User avatar #22 to #18 - TheBarneyStinson (08/24/2012) [-]
Alcohol will solve that.
#78 - bigmanblue (08/24/2012) [-]
fake
scotish men dont cry
we put on kilts and punch trees
User avatar #104 to #78 - impossiblemyazz (08/24/2012) [-]
you forgot the bagpipes. dont forget the bagpipes.
User avatar #32 - galkawhm (08/24/2012) [-]
My bones aren't dense enough and break easily.
#28 - paedo (08/24/2012) [-]
******* Milkdrinkers
#84 - lefish (08/24/2012) [-]
pfft. Alcohol can be used to sterilize things, or as an accelerent. It also gets people hammered, which can in certain situations be socially and emotionally beneficial. It can also, properly dosed, act as a painkiller. Milk provides necessary nutrients, and has saved many lives by doing so.
#19 - sidheim (08/24/2012) [-]
MFW im Scottish.
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User avatar #89 to #19 - drillur (08/24/2012) [-]
MFW YFW
:D too poor to afford real pictures :(
User avatar #10 - remsaman (08/24/2012) [-]
at the last one:
what if i have a bowl of dry cereal?
#93 - lolmasterx (08/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#8 - doctorhorrible (08/23/2012) [-]
MFW im Scottish
#17 - lollyholly (08/24/2012) [-]
I've been speaking and reading everything in a scottish accent for the last hour and then I come across this.
I've been speaking and reading everything in a scottish accent for the last hour and then I come across this.
#13 - fireyvoidence (08/24/2012) [-]
Did anyone else read this in a scottish accent?   
   
Btw, this is a repost, but it's been a long time and it's really funny, I still laughed.
Did anyone else read this in a scottish accent?

Btw, this is a repost, but it's been a long time and it's really funny, I still laughed.
User avatar #29 to #13 - kirbyking (08/24/2012) [-]
Well... I'm Scottish so... no?
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User avatar #43 - drcookiemonster (08/24/2012) [-]
I remember the first time I saw this post.
User avatar #45 to #43 - drcookiemonster (08/24/2012) [-]
It was today.
User avatar #48 to #45 - megusters ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
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