This girl knows whats up. tl;dr : Good guys end up in friendzone.. To every guy that' s said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that' s said, " beautiful." To every g
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This girl knows whats up

tl;dr : Good guys end up in friendzone.

To every guy that' s said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that' s said, " beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see
her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick
or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how
he rolls.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.....
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that hugs her when she' s sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see
her for ten minutes.....
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter
what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every
word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve
them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her
dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even f you are not with
her.
Good luck in the friendzone.
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#30 - thekaiseroxc (08/23/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Hey! Maybe....just maybe...the problem isn't being a "nice guy". Maybe the problem is that these kind of girls are stupid cunts who can't appreciate a guy who just wants to treat them well. Maybe "nice guys" should stop wasting their time on dumb bitches and find a girl who appreciates you and much as you do her!

Or hire a hooker. Either way.
#116 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
how to when what did pedobear do me ass what megusta.jpg
#29 - bosshogoutlaw (08/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Aright, gather 'round funnyjunkers. It's advice time. If you disagree, comment cuz I'm more than willing to discuss it.

Psych fact: the three things women are attracted to most are prowess, attractiveness, and wealth.

There's many things this leads to, but namely it means, if you're the nice guy, you're not the TOP guy, and It's all about dominance. You CAN be a strong assertive, leader without being a massive douche. It is a fine line, but when you find it, and your golden

Also, not having any enemies isnt a good thing, it means you're a bitch. As Churchill said, it's good for a man to have enemies, it means he stands for something.

And as far as attraction, women will date guys with good bodies just as readily as men will, get ******* gym membership.

Take this advice at it will help you out.

In a nutshell: become one of the best at something, get in shape, and get confident (money doesn't matter so much at younger ages) and you'll see success with women.

I used to be super nice as many of you are, I'm sure. But now I actually have a pair of balls and things have been vastly better ever since. I'm still told often that I'm a good guy, I'm not a douche, but no one walks on me and I get what I am for. If you ask me, there's not much more you can want out of yourself.
User avatar #158 - enlil (08/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i was never friendzoned because i have no friends
User avatar #47 - kingchase (08/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I got out of the friendzone once, it was actually really easy.
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#73 - billkill (08/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
To every guy that honestly told her to wait for her till the end of time
User avatar #90 - foelkera (08/23/2012) [-]
If I just hang around her, constantly complimenting her in a nonthreatening way, she'll eventually love me back.




Yep, any day now...
#71 - squishyoctopus (08/23/2012) [-]
A lot of girls get put in the friendzone too, sometimes by the "nice guys"
just sayin
#8 - shadowdotexe (08/23/2012) [-]
I stopped reading at the first one. If breaking the friendzone barrier means I have to rape a girl, I think i'm pretty content at being a good guy.
#128 - LEAFMAN (08/23/2012) [-]
at least people are wishing us luck
#106 - barrythehorse (08/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
So you're saying that if you're nice to a girl. They'll friend-zone you. But if you do the exact opposite of all those things. She will want to be with you?
So you're saying that if you're nice to a girl. They'll friend-zone you. But if you do the exact opposite of all those things. She will want to be with you?
#120 - ghancc (08/23/2012) [-]
**ghancc rolled a random image posted in comment #680267 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** lol mfw i've done a ton of these with my gf
**ghancc rolled a random image posted in comment #680267 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** lol mfw i've done a ton of these with my gf
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#41 - smeissisafagisafag (08/23/2012) [-]
Oddly enough, these are exactly the things you need to do when you are in a relationship.

and with relationship i dont mean a teenage high school thing... but a mature meaningfull relationship, preferable with someone of your own educational level.
User avatar #19 - funnyjunktitan (08/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
if i have to lower myself to be an asshole to get a girl then i think this world needs some fixing
User avatar #14 - commontroll (08/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Yeeeeah... es no bueno. But hey, c'est la vie. Still sucks to be in the friendzone though, I'm just gonna hold hope.
#15 to #14 - gentlememe (08/23/2012) [-]
mfw your comment
User avatar #141 - leobreacker (08/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Thanks for making me feel sad OP ;_;

Can I have some kitten gifs? :3
#72 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
From a girls stand point it's pretty obvious in the first weeks of knowing a guy if he is going to be a friend or something more. Most guys complaining of this "friendzone" just don't know how to flirt and don't make there feelings known to the girl at the begining, she therefore befriends him as there is no sexual element to the relationship.   
   
Obviously a lot of users of this site have this problem and have together passed the blame onto girls making them the enemy. It's all the girl's fault and you're just a poor nice guy.   
   
   
What are you guys expecting to happen? One day a girl who YOU'VE treated as nothing more then a friend is going to turn around and say "oh yeah I am now sexually attracted to you". Wise up guys, stop playing the victim here.
From a girls stand point it's pretty obvious in the first weeks of knowing a guy if he is going to be a friend or something more. Most guys complaining of this "friendzone" just don't know how to flirt and don't make there feelings known to the girl at the begining, she therefore befriends him as there is no sexual element to the relationship.

Obviously a lot of users of this site have this problem and have together passed the blame onto girls making them the enemy. It's all the girl's fault and you're just a poor nice guy.


What are you guys expecting to happen? One day a girl who YOU'VE treated as nothing more then a friend is going to turn around and say "oh yeah I am now sexually attracted to you". Wise up guys, stop playing the victim here.



User avatar #75 to #72 - reaperssprint (08/23/2012) [-]
Exactly, I don't end up "friendzoned" because I'm honestly pretty picky on girls I like. Sure, there are plenty I wouldn't mind sleeping with but I'm not going to try for someone just for sex, I'm not like that. There are girls that have confessed to me and I've told them that I'm not interested because I'm not attracted to them in that way. I will not go for someone that looks amazing but has a terrible personality and vice versa.

I don't lead people on either, if I can tell that they like me I make sure that they are just a friend. I've had 2 girlfriends, the first one I broke up with because she turned out not to be how I originally thought. The second one was a mutual thing, we both became too busy to see each other so we figured it would be easier to break it off, for a bit at least.
User avatar #67 - ILikeGreen (08/23/2012) [-]
Alright. I won't be a good guy anymore. Get a girl, and **** on her daily so she can love me.
User avatar #1 - rummler (08/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
willing to share that facebook theme?
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