Why the hell not?. . The horrible moment when there' s a really cute girl on the bus, but you' re too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone. and 27 oth Why the hell not? The horrible moment when there' s a really cute girl on bus but you' re too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone and 27 oth
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - killzer **User deleted account**
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User avatar #7 to #5 - gravegraffiti
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**gravegraffiti rolls 57**
User avatar #8 to #7 - gravegraffiti
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(08/22/2012) [-]
No post blessing from me then. I await my reds.
#16 to #5 - hellawaitsyou **User deleted account**
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User avatar #13 to #5 - kobeandthelakers
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(08/22/2012) [-]
**kobeandthelakers rolls 09** i shall try zoidlord
User avatar #14 to #13 - kobeandthelakers
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(08/22/2012) [-]
i have failed you my lord
User avatar #19 to #5 - grimmapple
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**grimmapple rolls 96**
User avatar #20 to #19 - grimmapple
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D:
User avatar #21 to #5 - thebarkknight
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**thebarkknight rolls 20**
User avatar #10 to #5 - iwanttousenumbers
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**iwanttousenumbers rolls 53** As you wish, my lord
User avatar #11 to #10 - iwanttousenumbers
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I am sorry, I have failed you
#6 to #5 - winsauceiswin
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#302 to #5 - zipzapzoop
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**zipzapzoop rolled a random image posted in comment #664467 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** who i fap to
User avatar #24 to #5 - parralax
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(08/22/2012) [-]
**parralax rolls 8,428**Balls of steel.
#103 to #24 - perfectcomment
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(08/23/2012) [-]
I applaud you for attempting such a hard thing to achieve. However, FunnyJunk disapproves of anything that isn't the same numbers together which mean nothing other than a stroke of luck at any single point in time.

So, I give you my thumb. Because you tried. And that's what matters.
#15 to #5 - thesweetieman
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(08/22/2012) [-]
Need something new to fap to

Why not Zoidberg
#35 to #15 - Alchemyst
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#41 to #35 - amanaman
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(08/22/2012) [-]
my eyes!!!!!!
#22 to #5 - bilall
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(08/22/2012) [-]
**bilall rolls 55** bless this post
#36 to #22 - shlongconnery **User deleted account**
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#26 - manirock
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>Last year, hadn't fapped for two weeks so horney as hell    
>In a Chicago train    
>11/10 brunette with tight white clothing gets on and sits across from me    
>Train jerks    
>She spills drink on herself    
>Wasn't wearing a bra, beautiful nips fully visible    
>Erection can't take it    
>Whip it out and go to town    
>Guy across from me notices    
>Gives me a creepy ass smile and maintains eye contact    
>**** it, keep going    
>Almost finished when woman next to me sees it and screams    
>Everyone looks    
> Embarrassed, but past the point of no return    
>I stand up and so do three tough looking guys    
>They look pissed and are walking towards me    
>I keep going at it while I back up against a wall    
>They're within a few feet of me now    
>Finally bust    
>Massive amount of sperm goes flying at light speed    
>Distribute it evenly between the three guys    
>Two back off, but the third falls to his knees dramatically, puts his hands in the air, and screams "NOOOOOO" before falling on his face    
>Door opens, I bolt out, dick not yet fully concealed    
>Escape onto another train    
>MFW
>Last year, hadn't fapped for two weeks so horney as hell
>In a Chicago train
>11/10 brunette with tight white clothing gets on and sits across from me
>Train jerks
>She spills drink on herself
>Wasn't wearing a bra, beautiful nips fully visible
>Erection can't take it
>Whip it out and go to town
>Guy across from me notices
>Gives me a creepy ass smile and maintains eye contact
>**** it, keep going
>Almost finished when woman next to me sees it and screams
>Everyone looks
> Embarrassed, but past the point of no return
>I stand up and so do three tough looking guys
>They look pissed and are walking towards me
>I keep going at it while I back up against a wall
>They're within a few feet of me now
>Finally bust
>Massive amount of sperm goes flying at light speed
>Distribute it evenly between the three guys
>Two back off, but the third falls to his knees dramatically, puts his hands in the air, and screams "NOOOOOO" before falling on his face
>Door opens, I bolt out, dick not yet fully concealed
>Escape onto another train
>MFW
#289 to #26 - Viggiator
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User avatar #31 to #26 - thisonewins
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Pics or it didn't... wait... **** dammit ****. You win this round.
User avatar #118 to #26 - rokulda
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(08/23/2012) [-]
wayt r yo srs dolan
#30 to #26 - Yojimbo
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(08/22/2012) [-]
Reminded me of that Dave Chapelle skit
#1 - vedgetable
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**vedgetable rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Jigsaw suprised ** mfw i fap
#18 to #1 - matou
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#9 to #1 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #730655 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **


mfw
#2 to #1 - smeissisafagisafag
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(08/22/2012) [-]
Busted
#34 - beardedpants
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**beardedpants rolled a random image posted in comment #253 at cropping, how it changes people.. ** Who i fap to.
User avatar #39 to #34 - BallTripper
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(08/22/2012) [-]
Ok then.
#43 to #34 - darthblam
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#167 - moosie
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**moosie rolled a random image posted in comment #261 at Darn it, sis... ** What I fap to.
**moosie rolled a random image posted in comment #261 at Darn it, sis... ** What I fap to.
#184 to #167 - xxcerealbeastxx
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**xxcerealbeastxx rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at The internet ** What I fap to DAILY
#200 to #184 - anon id: ca2530ab
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dildow man, dildow man, does everything a dildow can, shoots a web from between his legs, he will give you major head, look out for the amazing dildow man.
#186 to #167 - unclegloops
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#221 to #167 - anon id: 8fd42420
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What the heck!?
User avatar #178 to #167 - deadsilence
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You know? This doesn't disturb me because I watched the sickest film ever... A Serbian Film....
User avatar #180 to #167 - deadsilence
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(08/23/2012) [-]
Are there people actually favoriting this?
#183 to #180 - anon id: d73d03d0
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go to youtube and type in Goosh Goosh. Just incase you wanted to watch the video.
User avatar #185 to #183 - deadsilence
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I gotta see this...
User avatar #219 to #185 - blackcomet
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I'm about to right now. Thanks for the information.
User avatar #189 to #183 - deadsilence
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Didn't know it was a guy until I heard the screams of the victim..
#214 to #183 - bluecalligraphy
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no im definitely good
User avatar #187 to #167 - TopDawg
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Wha... What the **** is this...
User avatar #190 to #187 - deadsilence
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(08/23/2012) [-]
goosh goosh
#228 to #167 - npfortytwo
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Comment Picture
#250 to #167 - darkrei
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(08/23/2012) [-]
I don't think you could have had a worse possible roll...
#172 to #167 - bluecalligraphy
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wtf is wrong with you man
wtf is wrong with you man
#204 to #172 - slapdash
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#209 to #204 - bluecalligraphy
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oh yeah well your uhh doodoo head!.... haha showed him
#212 to #209 - slapdash
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Thats Slapdash to you meester
User avatar #301 to #212 - meester
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Excuse me ?
#291 to #172 - Viggiator
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better?
better?
#300 to #291 - bluecalligraphy
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lol yep
#175 to #167 - megatrondecepticon
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(08/23/2012) [-]
The first time i saw that, i got ****** mentally.
#170 to #167 - moosie
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Oh....Oh god...what have i done.......
Oh....Oh god...what have i done.......
User avatar #181 to #170 - deadsilence
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Your a sick man....
#203 to #181 - anon id: e63aa7aa
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Learn the ******* differences between "your" and "you're." You're such a ******* retard.
User avatar #207 to #203 - deadsilence
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Ok. My bad. I made one grammar mistake. So how does that make me a retard?
#173 to #170 - anon id: 553c8ac1
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You disgust me.
#259 - CXJokerXD
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**CXJokerXD rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at The Rape Train? ** people's face when I masturbate in public
**CXJokerXD rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at The Rape Train? ** people's face when I masturbate in public
#126 - djbs
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(08/23/2012) [-]
**djbs rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Gaming comp 16 **
*Fap fap fap fap*
#89 - imaspecial
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(08/23/2012) [-]
**imaspecial rolled a random image posted in comment #130404 at Anime & Manga ** what i look like fapping on the bus
User avatar #122 to #89 - exclamation
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This the hardest I've ever laughed on FJ.

And I've seen some pretty good stuff.
#95 to #89 - absolyst
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(08/23/2012) [-]
You announce it to them? That's pretty ballsy, I must say.
You announce it to them? That's pretty ballsy, I must say.
User avatar #96 to #95 - imaspecial
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Things get a little out of hand sometimes. have to warn the driver.
#92 to #89 - cullenatorguy
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**cullenatorguy rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at Translation... **
#38 - narutohaukea
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(08/22/2012) [-]
**narutohaukea rolled a random image posted in comment #515742 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** mfw i fapped on the bus
**narutohaukea rolled a random image posted in comment #515742 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** mfw i fapped on the bus