....:I. . IE VIII] REMEMBER THESE... YOUR WAS I' MIT THAT AWESEOME.. what poor kid got beat with a flip flop?
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User avatar #6 - ubergoatman (08/21/2012) [-]
what poor ******* kid got beat with a ******* flip flop?
#211 to #6 - thevegiz (08/22/2012) [-]
Imagine how horrible it had been if it were crocs
User avatar #59 to #6 - hingerbinger (08/22/2012) [-]
Me. having arab parents ain't the greatest thing ever
User avatar #91 to #6 - RisenLichen ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
If you're Dominican, it's a registered lethal weapon.

Like seriously, a mother could beat the crap out of you with a flip flop, in the middle of the street in DR, no one would give a ****
#386 to #6 - amoussa (08/22/2012) [-]
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I come from a Middle eastern background so believe me, getting hit by a smelly pair of slippers was common.
User avatar #22 to #6 - Nanico ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
You're obviously not Hispanic.
#7 to #6 - whiterapevan (08/21/2012) [-]
mfw your comment
mfw your comment
User avatar #8 to #7 - ubergoatman (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm not even sure if a flip flop is a real weapon. If you went to the police, and claimed assault with a deadly weapon, and then told them that weapon was a flip flop, they'll likely beat you with something that isn't broken by the gap between my big toe and that other ******* toe I don't know the name of.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whiterapevan (08/21/2012) [-]
Everything is a weapon nowadays
The UK classified limes as a weapon...
User avatar #11 to #9 - ubergoatman (08/21/2012) [-]
I could kill someone with a lime. I could kill someone with a belt. With a little imagination, I could kill someone with a spoon. I'd have a pretty hard time, killing someone with a ******* flipflop.
User avatar #82 to #11 - slyve (08/22/2012) [-]
With a Spoon? Did you know they made a short movie about you?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

User avatar #359 to #82 - weedsmugler (08/22/2012) [-]
and after all that running that fast ass didn't lose any weight
User avatar #361 to #359 - weedsmugler (08/22/2012) [-]
*fat
#15 to #11 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
try shoving dwon somone throat chokethem to death with it there you go
User avatar #16 to #15 - ubergoatman (08/22/2012) [-]
Is that what happened to your Englishing skills?
User avatar #12 to #11 - whiterapevan (08/21/2012) [-]
i mean...if you shove it down their throat....
User avatar #13 to #12 - ubergoatman (08/21/2012) [-]
The majority of flip flops either wouldn't fit in your mouth, or you could bite through it and eat it, because it's a flip flop. Even trying to beat someone to death with it, you might end up giving them a nice breeze and maybe, just maybe, a bruise.
User avatar #18 to #13 - whiterapevan (08/22/2012) [-]
...i love you XD
User avatar #19 to #18 - ubergoatman (08/22/2012) [-]
I feel emotions similar to consuming large amounts of chocolate you too.
User avatar #14 to #12 - ubergoatman (08/21/2012) [-]
Men don't let men wear flip flops.
User avatar #316 to #9 - cowjuice (08/22/2012) [-]
whoever in my city bought a ******* footlong bread at subway and used it to beat someone, without using their fists is a total douche....I misses going to subway after 10.....
User avatar #406 to #8 - jinjo (08/22/2012) [-]
you obviously don't have portuguese/Italian friends with angry grandparents. Flipflops and slippers.. it's like they trained for the apocolypse with hat **** , their accuracy is **************** .
#276 to #7 - thehunter (08/22/2012) [-]
Thumbed your comment...
... But only because Jeremy McKinnon's Beard XD
User avatar #174 to #169 - demonmaster (08/22/2012) [-]
wait.... wut
#128 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
Just made this :D
#358 to #128 - rreidabee (08/22/2012) [-]
My Paint skills are off the charts
#210 - mezzjuc (08/22/2012) [-]
Can't say it was that awesome...
#105 - spior (08/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #368 - foelkera ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
My dad drilled holes in the spoon to cut down on wind resistance.

I still hear it whistling in my worst nightmares.
#371 to #368 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
my dad wanted force behind it so he did the same thing with a 2x4 lol...he even cut and sanded a handle into it
#375 to #368 - whiterapevan (08/22/2012) [-]
im sorry but your comment man XD
im sorry but your comment man XD
User avatar #362 - drunkasaurus (08/22/2012) [-]
I can't not use wooden spoons when I'm cooking. Everyone else seems to use metal or plastic but I just love the wood.
User avatar #364 to #362 - zarcos (08/22/2012) [-]
fag
#366 to #364 - drunkasaurus (08/22/2012) [-]
mfw I just realized what I did
User avatar #88 - ningyoaijin (08/22/2012) [-]
Real parents don't use weapons. My mother used to throw me out the window :/
#336 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
my childhood
#186 - maddboiy (08/22/2012) [-]
:'(
#79 - thatguynamedtony (08/22/2012) [-]
i dont want to ******* hear it
#303 - ratf (08/22/2012) [-]
oooooh the wooden spoon hurt so bad
oooooh the wooden spoon hurt so bad
#124 - Lolzster (08/22/2012) [-]
I'm black and what are those?
#131 to #124 - Blackarican (08/22/2012) [-]
the switch...
#60 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
non of that, my dad used to just throw me at the wall.
User avatar #52 - TheOriginalNerd (08/22/2012) [-]
but i grew up to be ******* normal

unlike these goddamn spoiled brats nowadays
#71 to #52 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
Never really been spanked by my parents. I'm normal.
User avatar #72 to #52 - instakill (08/22/2012) [-]
its how your parents treat you in general that really affects how you will turn out
User avatar #384 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
WHO THE **** GOT BEATEN WITH A SANDAL?

#401 to #384 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
mexicans
#185 - laughstalgic (08/22/2012) [-]
I remember them all.
I remember when my dad use to break coat hangers on me
That one ******* time my dad put a hot spoon up to my skin and burned me just so I would eat.
I remember when he broke my ps2.
I remember when he broke my computer.



Love ya too dad
#190 to #185 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
I remember when my dad took the ironing thing, and burned me on my back. That burning **** was not nice.
User avatar #193 to #190 - laughstalgic (08/22/2012) [-]
Crazy mofo's.
#135 - flawlessandeternal (08/22/2012) [-]
I can't remember any of these and my childhood was crappy. I always had to go outside barefoot, my mum never cooked dinner for me, and my trousers kept falling down.
#155 - neokhan (08/22/2012) [-]
Who the **** got hit on the ass with a god damn flip flop?
Lucky ****** ...
User avatar #159 to #155 - theelderscrolls (08/22/2012) [-]
usually your grandma or great grandma if you were Mexican, Hispanic.
#163 to #159 - neokhan (08/22/2012) [-]
my father used to hit me on the ass one good solid time with a piece of 2x4 >:(
User avatar #166 to #163 - theelderscrolls (08/22/2012) [-]
ouch. what did you do?
#173 to #166 - neokhan (08/22/2012) [-]
>It's 1998-ish.
>My curious, young mind is wondering how things sink so fast.
>Decide CD's are really cool looking
>Chuck them into giant fish tank.
>Hundreds of CD's no longer cool enough to look at.
>Finds universal remote (expensive as **** at the time, true inivative technology and all that jazz).
>Father walks in.
>The beginning of the end of my life.
User avatar #195 to #173 - theelderscrolls (08/22/2012) [-]
i had a similar experience with fire. Loved watching stuff burn. Lit a piece of paper up when i was 9 and it got on the carpet and singed it. My dad had just put it down the day before. Dad notices. EVERYONE DOWN STAIRS NOW!! ****************** .jpg
He doesn't ask us directley because he wanted to see if we lie. He knew if we would, it was physcic. We all lined up by age. Asked my little bro. " Did you burn my brand new carpet?" "no sir." " get up stairs." Asks my sister and the same thing happens. Gets to me. " did you do it?' " No sir" He turned to my bigger bro and told him to go upstairs. ******************* .jpg. Get licked 14 times by thick leather belt.
User avatar #176 to #155 - drumtastic (08/22/2012) [-]
Hispanic mothers. Holy crap, my cuban mom. Spanked me with one, my ass stung for days.
#399 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
my dad cut my hand off with a light saber when i tried to go against his will
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