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Se the twee we just watched in chemistry said we are made ' star dust...
hamm '% lolr have say peeple are dumb haha
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#2 - Ragon (08/21/2012) [+] (13 replies)
scariest part of this picture.... "The New American Bible".....
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#176 - Mattyowl (08/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
The bible was originally written in 1445 B.C., and using it as a guide to influence your outtake on the world is just stupid.   
   
It's pretty much like listening to the teachings that took place hundreds and hundreds of years ago - when nothing was known about the earth, or indeed the universe.   
   
Now that we know a great deal about the world around us - with indisputable evidence - believing something which was written all that time ago is not really a good idea.
The bible was originally written in 1445 B.C., and using it as a guide to influence your outtake on the world is just stupid.

It's pretty much like listening to the teachings that took place hundreds and hundreds of years ago - when nothing was known about the earth, or indeed the universe.

Now that we know a great deal about the world around us - with indisputable evidence - believing something which was written all that time ago is not really a good idea.
User avatar #109 - shashashadow (08/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
what makes her even more retarded is that the bible actually says that man was created from dust.
#162 - baxterthefuture (08/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Atheism does not mean science,   
   
 I'm a catholic and I believe that god had made the earth so that it could function by itself.
Atheism does not mean science,

I'm a catholic and I believe that god had made the earth so that it could function by itself.
#293 - mrtutty (08/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet."
1 Timothy 2: 12
#182 - nocoolnamesleft (08/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
The Bible says man was made from dust, it doesn't define what kind of dust

Hate it when OTT Christians make the rest of us all look stupid
#135 - abyssion (08/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
wow, archetypal dumbass christian vs archetypal know-it-all atheist... everything's fresh on fj!
User avatar #141 to #135 - manbob (08/22/2012) [-]
when did the second guy say anything about being a atheist
User avatar #46 - ningyoaijin (08/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
This is why I hate humanity... How the **** can people not acknowledge that people with degrees and **** actually know what they're talking about? Like the hallucinations of 2,000 year old crazy people are any more reliable...
#300 - fourtardsunited (08/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#153 - pottslande (08/22/2012) [-]
"Read the bible it helps"   
   
God I hate it when I see people like this in my hard science classes. You'd think it'd only be a problem in some parts of biology but noooooo
"Read the bible it helps"

God I hate it when I see people like this in my hard science classes. You'd think it'd only be a problem in some parts of biology but noooooo
#128 - iamnewhere (08/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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"The new American Bible"

the old bible finally got an update?
#89 - mattdoggy (08/22/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Picking on a 12 year old idiot who happens to be religious doesn't mean you've beaten religion or anything, it just means you are a jerk. If you want to prove yourself vastly superior to some religious cooks then go debate their leaders and people who actually know about the stuff their talking about. If i wanted to discuss WW2 i'd go talk to my college professor, not some 13 year old that played call of duty. Both think they know, but one is sadly mistaken. Also a lot of Christians are forward thinking. For example: The Big Bang Theory was introduced by a Priest, and the Catholic church accepts evolution. Scientific thinkers try to understand the nature of the Universe. Educated Christians are the same way, we just believe it started with God, not randomly. Also, can't we find good funny content that doesn't have to start a flame war. There are plenty more funnier things on the internet better than this
#90 to #89 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (08/22/2012) [-]
I don't think that they're trying to say that they've beaten religion, I think they're just pointing out the stupidity of this person (or at least trying to show that we are actually made of star dust). They just happen to be religious. I searched the image though and found that a few atheist organizations had picked it up to use it to bash religion unfortunately...
I don't think that they're trying to say that they've beaten religion, I think they're just pointing out the stupidity of this person (or at least trying to show that we are actually made of star dust). They just happen to be religious. I searched the image though and found that a few atheist organizations had picked it up to use it to bash religion unfortunately...
#292 - toguro (08/22/2012) [-]
No wonder, it's the new "American" bible
#348 - ferndizzle (08/22/2012) [-]
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#351 - mexx (08/22/2012) [-]
Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man, she must be quiet.
#313 - shamefulhumor (08/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
The american bible: All the hate, less big words.
User avatar #251 - neutralgray (08/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
God, I'm Christian myself but the way he/she responded just pisses me off. It completely disregarded everything scientific and factual he said and covered it with the Bible as if that has some print-out of biological origins, DNA, and the evolution of our structured anatomy.

In other words, he/she makes me very sad. If one is going to have a belief you can/can't prove you can not go about holding it so tightly that you claim it to be the ultimate truth for and everything, especially when you don't even really grasp what your "holy book" even says. Making rational out of the completely irrational through twisted logic never works.
#223 - iamthethree (08/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is it just me or just the way she responded really piss me off
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