JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES.... . Jehovah' s witnesses den”: celebrate I guess they desn' t appreciate random people coming up tty their deem.. <---- Me when a Jehovah's Witness comes to the door.
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JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES...

Jehovah' s witnesses den”: celebrate
I guess they desn' t appreciate
random people coming up tty
their deem.
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Submitted: 08/21/2012
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#10 - lindiihop (08/22/2012) [-]
<---- Me when a Jehovah's Witness comes to the door.
<---- Me when a Jehovah's Witness comes to the door.
#28 - cometfire (08/22/2012) [+] (12 replies)
It's because we don't celebrate any holidays with non-christian origins.   
   
Also, double check who comes to your door. If they ask if you would like to talk about Jesus Christ, they aren't a witness, they're a baptist. And they are usually the pushy ones. Witnesses ask either if you know of Jehovah, or if you would like to learn about Jehovah.   
   
We're supposed to leave you alone if you ask us to. Our aim is just to let you know who Jehovah is. Not join our religion or church or anything like that. We don't even have a church.. Witnesses will write down your address if you ask them not to come back and they wont.   
   
Thumb me down if you wish..but if it truly is a witness who comes to your door despite you telling them not to, get their name and call the local Kingdom Hall and leave a message. It will get taken care of.
It's because we don't celebrate any holidays with non-christian origins.

Also, double check who comes to your door. If they ask if you would like to talk about Jesus Christ, they aren't a witness, they're a baptist. And they are usually the pushy ones. Witnesses ask either if you know of Jehovah, or if you would like to learn about Jehovah.

We're supposed to leave you alone if you ask us to. Our aim is just to let you know who Jehovah is. Not join our religion or church or anything like that. We don't even have a church.. Witnesses will write down your address if you ask them not to come back and they wont.

Thumb me down if you wish..but if it truly is a witness who comes to your door despite you telling them not to, get their name and call the local Kingdom Hall and leave a message. It will get taken care of.
#37 - Nickdowgg (08/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#32 - gtocforyou (08/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Halloween...
#7 - anonymous (08/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
this is not funny, i am a Jehovah 's witness, we just dont invite demons to our house, thats all
#9 to #7 - furryflava (08/22/2012) [-]
BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN!
#15 - bdowns (08/22/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Talking to your crush ** Hypocrites!
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Talking to your crush ** Hypocrites!
#23 - jsilver (08/22/2012) [-]
only thing i thought of.....
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User avatar #57 - ztheart ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
Story somewhat related
>be me, a few years back
>Missionaries come to the door
>dad treats them to koolaid and cookies
>they chat it up
>this happens 3 or 4 times
>5th time they come, they ask if they could do anything for my dad
>he says he needs his garden weeded
>they do it, messing up their nice clothing
>they never come back
>haven't seen anybody else at my door to this day.
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#30 to #29 - cometfire (08/22/2012) [-]
That's from the Mormon book...Witnesses are not Mormons.
#12 - jacefacey (08/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If someone could tell me the site for these e card photographs I'd appreciate it greatly.
#69 - mikaelkid (08/22/2012) [+] (12 replies)



Ironic isn't it?
User avatar #81 to #79 - jaerbuen (08/22/2012) [-]
You just made a ******* fool out of yourself.
#64 - anonymous (08/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
SAME JOKE IN DIFFERENT COMIC DOESN'T MAKE IT OC, BITCH
User avatar #66 to #64 - walhor (08/22/2012) [-]
Can you see anywhere its written "OC" ?
#38 - Xaftz (08/22/2012) [-]
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#62 - Akafuhrer (08/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#41 - cantpickusername (08/22/2012) [-]
**cantpickusername rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at /b/ ** This is what i do when Jehovas witnesses show up at my door.
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