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    #403 - yowhatsup
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    (08/22/2012)[-]
    someone care to explain please
    someone care to explain please
    User avatar#406 to #403 - abitur
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    (08/22/2012)[-]
    "Bring one bottle of Milk. If they have eggs, bring six (eggs)"

    The son misunderstood her, so he thought she meant it like that:

    "Bring one bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring six (bottles of milk)"

    So he bought 6 bottles of milk because they had eggs.
    #408 to #406 - yowhatsup
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    Oh, thankyou my good man
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    #410 to #408 - anon id: e9bed8d0
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    But doesnt the period implies 2 different assignments
    Bring 1 bottle of milk
    new assignment
    If they have eggs bring 6

    Get A
    if B then bring 6B
    #404 to #403 - anon id: 6dc68df6
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    i hope this helps
    i hope this helps
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