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Programmer Fail!!

THE PROBLEM ABOUT
BEING A PROGRAMMER
My mom said:
Haney. please my to the market and buy 1 bottle of
milk. If they have eggs, bring "
I came back with q bottles of milk-
She said: "Why the hell did you buy IE battles of
milk?"
I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!!!"
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User avatar #77 - jonbjsig (08/21/2012) [-]
Why did the programmer die in the shower?
Because the shampoo said "Lather, rinse, repeat".
User avatar #112 to #77 - rzthree (08/22/2012) [-]
Alright, I'm just starting My programing class this year. Mind explaining that one to me?
#153 to #77 - tacosmells (08/22/2012) [-]
i love smart jokes
i love smart jokes
#10 - LtMcG ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Boy do I love programming
Boy do I love programming
#21 to #10 - cashmanderp ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
I looked at that while listening to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsQQgbKkjc
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#23 to #21 - freespeech has deleted their comment [-]
#321 to #21 - vinmaster (08/22/2012) [-]
Im sorry, butis this famous anywhere else than in germany?
#279 to #21 - Rascal (08/22/2012) [-]
used to be like my favourite song!
#218 - fuckshitdick (08/22/2012) [-]
the computer programming class i took was so worth it to get this joke
User avatar #243 to #218 - Xedan (08/22/2012) [-]
You don't have to know anything about programming for this to be funny.
#248 to #243 - fuckshitdick (08/22/2012) [-]
it still the basics and it is still programming
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#221 to #218 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#286 to #273 - homelessgus (08/22/2012) [-]
reminded of this,thumb for you
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#62 - iron **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #396 to #62 - afternoon (08/22/2012) [-]
I took AP Computer science in high school, hopefully who ever is instructing you is better than mine. Good luck its pretty useful once you know what you are doing
User avatar #412 to #396 - ericbeagles (08/22/2012) [-]
thenewboston on Youtube is really good, in case you wanna check him out
User avatar #433 to #412 - afternoon (08/22/2012) [-]
I learned more from him than I did from my teacher
User avatar #436 to #433 - ericbeagles (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah a lot of people say that... He is bloody good
User avatar #137 to #62 - ericbeagles (08/22/2012) [-]
I love Java, not gonna lie, you got anything you're planning to do with it once learnt?
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#206 to #137 - iron **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #411 to #206 - ericbeagles (08/22/2012) [-]
Ah well go for that then. If you ever reconsider, I suggest thenewboston on youtube as a teacher.
#4 - Rascal (08/21/2012) [-]
That's why you just say "Get milk and 6 eggs from the store, if they don't have one then **** it"
#329 to #4 - Rascal (08/22/2012) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Cookiez (08/21/2012) [-]
And then he gets arrested for ******* milk and eggs in the store
#6 to #5 - Rascal (08/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - Cookiez (08/21/2012) [-]
By that logic that comment could be made by me too....
User avatar #74 to #7 - slootyslooot (08/21/2012) [-]
...Now I'm thinking it was....
User avatar #124 to #74 - Einkuh (08/22/2012) [-]
It wasnt by the same guy, just click "hide all" and it will hide the comments from that IP.
User avatar #126 to #124 - slootyslooot (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I didn't know you could do that until I saw an anon say that in a comment, then I did it and was suprised.
#133 to #126 - Rascal (08/22/2012) [-]
let's test it out, only click hide all once.
-technotronics
User avatar #134 to #133 - technotronics (08/22/2012) [-]
and here i am again
User avatar #143 to #134 - rockydude (08/22/2012) [-]
Works when you click "Hide all" on the user comment, but not when you click on an anon's.
User avatar #154 to #143 - paradoxfag (08/22/2012) [-]
Didn't work for me either way.
User avatar #438 to #154 - rockydude (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, i figured it out, whenever I clicked "Hide all" on anon's comment, I only clicked show for it and not "Show all" again, making it hide when the comments refresh after clicking "Hide all" on the user's.
User avatar #192 to #154 - captainrattrap ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah it didn't work.
User avatar #185 to #124 - meganinja (08/22/2012) [-]
that doesn't work. It doesn't hide IP, it hides comments from the user. However, if you try it on an anon first, and then unhide it, and then press hide all on any random user, it will make both of their comments hide.

Don't ask me why, that's just how it is.
#157 to #7 - songemot (08/22/2012) [-]
I don't know what to believe anymore.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
User avatar #132 to #6 - IncarceratedNinja (08/22/2012) [-]
"hide all" isnt same fag
#11 to #5 - kthxbailol (08/21/2012) [-]
that made me go lol take some boobs
#353 to #11 - Rascal (08/22/2012) [-]
Not shopped. She has cysts in her boobs, making them very large. Her name is Danielle houghton. Look her up
#447 to #353 - Rascal (02/26/2015) [-]
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#12 to #11 - clapex (08/21/2012) [-]
is that shopped ? ^^
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#19 to #12 - FrazSav **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#20 to #19 - FrazSav **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#446 to #20 - Rascal (12/03/2012) [-]
Sorry dude. They're real. Do some ******* research before you open you mouth next tim.
#13 to #12 - kthxbailol (08/21/2012) [-]
no freaking clue
i got it from the webz so theres a 140% chance it is and a 69% chance it isnt

sry):
#8 to #5 - Rascal (08/21/2012) [-]
But they didnt have any eggs or milk in the store. How did he **** them?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Cookiez (08/21/2012) [-]
Well maybe he only ****** the milk then
#292 to #9 - Rascal (08/22/2012) [-]
maybe it wasn't milk
User avatar #24 to #5 - mylazy (08/21/2012) [-]
But ho did he **** them? The didn't have any.
#258 - I Am Monkey (08/22/2012) [-]
This is the first time the robotics course I took has ever proved useful.
This is the first time the robotics course I took has ever proved useful.
#266 to #258 - AreyouSerious (08/22/2012) [-]
I know right!
User avatar #63 - PurpleAtrocity (08/21/2012) [-]
I don't see how this is a fail OP, this is a basic if statement.

IF EGGS in STORE
MILK = 6
ELSE
MILK=1
END
User avatar #70 to #63 - xinsai (08/21/2012) [-]
I think he meant fail by:
The programmer not understanding common logic

that is my guess.
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User avatar #76 to #75 - xinsai (08/21/2012) [-]
lol, I know how it works, I was just saying what I thought OP meant.

by common logic I meant - normal people's logic.

it is like me tutoring engineering students when they take java, I have to explain it differently than a CS major - different logic
User avatar #130 to #70 - PurpleAtrocity (08/22/2012) [-]
This is common logic. She didn't define what to pick up 6 of, and milk was previously defined, so he picked u 6 of the defined milk.
User avatar #139 to #130 - xinsai (08/22/2012) [-]
half-carton of eggs is 6, go shop for yourself n see D:
User avatar #211 to #139 - PurpleAtrocity (08/22/2012) [-]
she didn't define what she wanted 6 of, man.
User avatar #219 to #211 - xinsai (08/22/2012) [-]
that was why it was titled programmer fail
Programmer thought 6 milk
Average person means 6 eggs

hence the logic "fail"

**** . I am not saying anything else except that. That is what OP meant. Nothing else.
User avatar #220 to #219 - PurpleAtrocity (08/22/2012) [-]
OP is clearly not a programmer, and can not say that a programmer has failed.
User avatar #223 to #220 - xinsai (08/22/2012) [-]
dude, that was the joke. you missed the joke.
User avatar #224 to #223 - PurpleAtrocity (08/22/2012) [-]
I haven't missed anything. OP is a faggot, and an illogical one at that.
#120 - parralax (08/22/2012) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Math **MFW cashier see 6 bottles of milk.
User avatar #190 - snwl (08/22/2012) [-]
While this situation is highly improbable, as programmers dont go out, I think that's a win, not a fail !
#150 - minionofgruumsh (08/22/2012) [-]
Previous deleted for typo edit that changed what I was saying. ;P

Am I the only one thinking that, with the instructions given to him, he should have come back with 7 bottles of milk?
My interpretation of the instructions given is as follows: (given in basic pseudocode with procedures that are simple and assumed to exist just for ease of use)

procedure Shopping begin
Go(market);
Buy(1);
if(eggs are present) then
Buy(6);
Go(home);
end

What he did, however, was follow the instructions "Go to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk unless they have eggs, in which case buy 6." Just sayin'... ;P
#160 to #150 - paranoidweazle (08/22/2012) [-]
public class MarketRun
{
Market MarketObj = new Market;
int Milk = 0;

public main void /*Stringarg or something like that, too late at night*/ BuyMilk
{
if (MarketObj.getEggExistance == true)
{
Milk = Milk + 6;
}
else
{
Milk = Milk +1;
}
}

#161 to #160 - paranoidweazle (08/22/2012) [-]
Btw Java master-race :P
User avatar #386 - HumbertoL (08/22/2012) [-]
if(eggs.exists())
{
store.get("milk" , 6);
}
else
{
op = "giant reposting faggatron made of dragon dildos";
}
User avatar #395 - pauix (08/22/2012) [-]
The Specification was not 100% clear. It's not the programmer's fault.
User avatar #399 to #395 - thecratcher (08/22/2012) [-]
The joke isn't that the guy is the programmer. The guy is the program and the mom is the programmer.

A common problem in programming is that computers take what you write very literal, which is what the guy in the story did.
#393 - hamdaman (08/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #116 - musubidachi (08/22/2012) [-]
For those that don't get it...

IF/ELSEIF Conditionals is the joke here.

The way the mother expressed herself sounded as such.
If (they have eggs )
Then
bring 6 bottles of milk.

Whereas what was meant was ...
If (they have eggs )
then
bring 1 bottle of milk and half a dozen of eggs.
#267 - AreyouSerious (08/22/2012) [-]
World's Most Amazing Programmer
World's Most Amazing Programmer
#331 to #267 - wertologist (08/22/2012) [-]
Code Monkeys!
Code Monkeys!
User avatar #270 to #267 - micuhl (08/22/2012) [-]
And I love you, Haven't watched Code Monkeys in forever.
#15 - teevanator (08/21/2012) [-]
Read it as programmar

Works either way.
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