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THE PROBLEM ABOUT
BEING A PROGRAMMER
My mom said:
Haney. please my to the market and buy 1 bottle of
milk. If they have eggs, bring "
I came back with q bottles of milk-
She said: "Why the hell did you buy IE battles of
milk?"
I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!!!"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#4 - anon id: 3e3588dc
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That's why you just say "Get milk and 6 eggs from the store, if they don't have one then **** it"
#329 to #4 - anon id: 6f03d14f
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Cookiez
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And then he gets arrested for ******* milk and eggs in the store
#11 to #5 - kthxbailol
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that made me go lol take some boobs
#353 to #11 - anon id: fa574cbf
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(08/22/2012) [-]
Not shopped. She has cysts in her boobs, making them very large. Her name is Danielle houghton. Look her up
#447 to #353 - anon id: 09ddeafe
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#12 to #11 - clapex
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(08/21/2012) [-]
is that shopped ? ^^
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#446 to #20 - anon id: da2e257c
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Sorry dude. They're real. Do some ******* research before you open you mouth next tim.
#13 to #12 - kthxbailol
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no freaking clue
i got it from the webz so theres a 140% chance it is and a 69% chance it isnt

sry):
User avatar #24 to #5 - mylazy
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But ho did he **** them? The didn't have any.
#8 to #5 - anon id: 7dc8dc98
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But they didnt have any eggs or milk in the store. How did he **** them?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Cookiez
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Well maybe he only ****** the milk then
#292 to #9 - anon id: 133a22f7
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maybe it wasn't milk
#6 to #5 - anon id: beceeec4
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User avatar #7 to #6 - Cookiez
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By that logic that comment could be made by me too....
User avatar #74 to #7 - slootyslooot
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...Now I'm thinking it was....
User avatar #124 to #74 - Einkuh
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It wasnt by the same guy, just click "hide all" and it will hide the comments from that IP.
User avatar #126 to #124 - slootyslooot
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Yeah, I didn't know you could do that until I saw an anon say that in a comment, then I did it and was suprised.
#133 to #126 - anon id: 7e3e9877
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let's test it out, only click hide all once.
-technotronics
User avatar #134 to #133 - technotronics
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and here i am again
User avatar #143 to #134 - rockydude
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Works when you click "Hide all" on the user comment, but not when you click on an anon's.
User avatar #154 to #143 - paradoxfag
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Didn't work for me either way.
User avatar #438 to #154 - rockydude
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Oh, i figured it out, whenever I clicked "Hide all" on anon's comment, I only clicked show for it and not "Show all" again, making it hide when the comments refresh after clicking "Hide all" on the user's.
User avatar #192 to #154 - captainrattrap
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Yeah it didn't work.
User avatar #207 to #124 - linxus
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except that doesnt work
User avatar #185 to #124 - meganinja
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that doesn't work. It doesn't hide IP, it hides comments from the user. However, if you try it on an anon first, and then unhide it, and then press hide all on any random user, it will make both of their comments hide.

Don't ask me why, that's just how it is.
#157 to #7 - songemot
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I don't know what to believe anymore.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
User avatar #132 to #6 - IncarceratedNinja
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"hide all" isnt same fag
User avatar #77 - jonbjsig
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Why did the programmer die in the shower?
Because the shampoo said "Lather, rinse, repeat".
User avatar #112 to #77 - rzthree
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(08/22/2012) [-]
Alright, I'm just starting My programing class this year. Mind explaining that one to me?
#153 to #77 - tacosmells
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i love smart jokes
i love smart jokes
#10 - LtMcG
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Boy do I love programming
Boy do I love programming
#21 to #10 - cashmanderp
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I looked at that while listening to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsQQgbKkjc
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#382 to #21 - gingerfuntime
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#321 to #21 - vinmaster
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Im sorry, butis this famous anywhere else than in germany?
#279 to #21 - anon id: 22b39898
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used to be like my favourite song!
#181 - SadBunny
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#316 - anon id: 345627b5
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I really want to make an account, but all the names are taken. Dubs decide my name?
User avatar #325 to #316 - misterwordman
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ChadKroegersBastard
User avatar #318 to #316 - ladefuckinda
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************** rolls 54** nigticklemyanus
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**anonymous rolls 71** 4dminsdickrider
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**Prada rolls 19** jabbathebutt
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User avatar #320 to #316 - bornrockerninefive
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**bornrockerninefive rolls 55** aNOTymous
#324 to #320 - anotymous
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clever
#328 to #324 - bornrockerninefive
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Why thank you, I'm quite impressed myself. My first set of dubs, and a creative username. Well, that's quite enough accomplishment for one day.
Why thank you, I'm quite impressed myself. My first set of dubs, and a creative username. Well, that's quite enough accomplishment for one day.
#349 to #328 - indiankid
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that went well, too well...
#62 - iron **User deleted account**
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User avatar #137 to #62 - ericbeagles
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I love Java, not gonna lie, you got anything you're planning to do with it once learnt?
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User avatar #411 to #206 - ericbeagles
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Ah well go for that then. If you ever reconsider, I suggest thenewboston on youtube as a teacher.
User avatar #396 to #62 - afternoon
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I took AP Computer science in high school, hopefully who ever is instructing you is better than mine. Good luck its pretty useful once you know what you are doing
User avatar #412 to #396 - ericbeagles
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thenewboston on Youtube is really good, in case you wanna check him out
User avatar #433 to #412 - afternoon
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I learned more from him than I did from my teacher
User avatar #436 to #433 - ericbeagles
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Yeah a lot of people say that... He is bloody good
#258 - I Am Monkey
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This is the first time the robotics course I took has ever proved useful.
This is the first time the robotics course I took has ever proved useful.
#266 to #258 - AreyouSerious
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I know right!
User avatar #63 - PurpleAtrocity
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(08/21/2012) [-]
I don't see how this is a fail OP, this is a basic if statement.

IF EGGS in STORE
MILK = 6
ELSE
MILK=1
END
User avatar #70 to #63 - xinsai
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I think he meant fail by:
The programmer not understanding common logic

that is my guess.
User avatar #130 to #70 - PurpleAtrocity
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This is common logic. She didn't define what to pick up 6 of, and milk was previously defined, so he picked u 6 of the defined milk.
User avatar #139 to #130 - xinsai
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half-carton of eggs is 6, go shop for yourself n see D:
User avatar #211 to #139 - PurpleAtrocity
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she didn't define what she wanted 6 of, man.
User avatar #219 to #211 - xinsai
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that was why it was titled programmer fail
Programmer thought 6 milk
Average person means 6 eggs

hence the logic "fail"

****. I am not saying anything else except that. That is what OP meant. Nothing else.
User avatar #220 to #219 - PurpleAtrocity
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OP is clearly not a programmer, and can not say that a programmer has failed.
User avatar #223 to #220 - xinsai
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dude, that was the joke. you missed the joke.
User avatar #224 to #223 - PurpleAtrocity
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I haven't missed anything. OP is a faggot, and an illogical one at that.
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User avatar #76 to #75 - xinsai
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lol, I know how it works, I was just saying what I thought OP meant.

by common logic I meant - normal people's logic.

it is like me tutoring engineering students when they take java, I have to explain it differently than a CS major - different logic
User avatar #386 - HumbertoL
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if(eggs.exists())
{
store.get("milk" , 6);
}
else
{
op = "giant reposting faggatron made of dragon dildos";
}
#218 - fuckshitdick
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the computer programming class i took was so worth it to get this joke
User avatar #243 to #218 - Xedan
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You don't have to know anything about programming for this to be funny.
#248 to #243 - fuckshitdick
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it still the basics and it is still programming
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