Programmer Fail!!. . THE PROBLEM ABOUT BEING A PROGRAMMER My mom said: Haney. please my to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring " I cam fail pics funny fail
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Programmer Fail!!

THE PROBLEM ABOUT
BEING A PROGRAMMER
My mom said:
Haney. please my to the market and buy 1 bottle of
milk. If they have eggs, bring "
I came back with q bottles of milk-
She said: "Why the hell did you buy IE battles of
milk?"
I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!!!"
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Submitted: 08/21/2012
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#4 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [+] (27 replies)
That's why you just say "Get milk and 6 eggs from the store, if they don't have one then **** it"
User avatar #5 to #4 - Cookiez (08/21/2012) [-]
And then he gets arrested for ******* milk and eggs in the store
User avatar #77 - jonbjsig (08/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Why did the programmer die in the shower?
Because the shampoo said "Lather, rinse, repeat".
#10 - LtMcG (08/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Boy do I love programming
Boy do I love programming
#316 - anonymous (08/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I really want to make an account, but all the names are taken. Dubs decide my name?
User avatar #320 to #316 - bornrockerninefive (08/22/2012) [-]
**bornrockerninefive rolls 55** aNOTymous
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#62 - iron **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#258 - I Am Monkey (08/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is the first time the robotics course I took has ever proved useful.
This is the first time the robotics course I took has ever proved useful.
User avatar #63 - PurpleAtrocity (08/21/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I don't see how this is a fail OP, this is a basic if statement.

IF EGGS in STORE
MILK = 6
ELSE
MILK=1
END
User avatar #386 - HumbertoL (08/22/2012) [-]
if(eggs.exists())
{
store.get("milk" , 6);
}
else
{
op = "giant reposting faggatron made of dragon dildos";
}
#218 - fuckshitdick (08/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
the computer programming class i took was so worth it to get this joke
User avatar #302 - bugplayer (08/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
where's the **** exist a market without eggs?
#304 to #302 - bearmonkeythree (08/22/2012) [-]
Where is the **** exist a market without eggs?
#273 - aimszo (08/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#414 - lordhasta (08/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I got the joke, but why "programmer"
User avatar #422 to #414 - capslockftw (08/22/2012) [-]
Programmers pov:
function goToTheMarket() {
if (eggs.exist==True) Then {
Call BuyMilk(6);
}
Else {
Call BuyMilk(1);
}
}
User avatar #116 - musubidachi (08/22/2012) [-]
For those that don't get it...

IF/ELSEIF Conditionals is the joke here.

The way the mother expressed herself sounded as such.
If (they have eggs )
Then
bring 6 bottles of milk.

Whereas what was meant was ...
If (they have eggs )
then
bring 1 bottle of milk and half a dozen of eggs.
#15 - teevanator (08/21/2012) [-]
Read it as programmar

Works either way.
#120 - parralax (08/22/2012) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Math **MFW cashier see 6 bottles of milk.
User avatar #190 - snwl (08/22/2012) [-]
While this situation is highly improbable, as programmers dont go out, I think that's a win, not a fail !
#159 - TheUsername (08/22/2012) [-]
LOOK AT THIS OLD JOKE.
#150 - minionofgruumsh (08/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Previous deleted for typo edit that changed what I was saying. ;P

Am I the only one thinking that, with the instructions given to him, he should have come back with 7 bottles of milk?
My interpretation of the instructions given is as follows: (given in basic pseudocode with procedures that are simple and assumed to exist just for ease of use)

procedure Shopping begin
Go(market);
Buy(1);
if(eggs are present) then
Buy(6);
Go(home);
end

What he did, however, was follow the instructions "Go to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk unless they have eggs, in which case buy 6." Just sayin'... ;P
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