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Wing Man Level: Barney Stinson

 
Wing Man Level: Barney Stinson. Wingman of the year, right here.. Ijust wanna know one thing... Have we got a boy friend ti [hi] Unlike -Cemment . 25 September

Wingman of the year, right here.

Ijust wanna know one thing...
Have we got a boy friend ti [hi]
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#5 - SolitaryHope (08/21/2012) [-]
They ended up going out for a week. Then the boyfriend moved back to his country, because he was here as a foreign exchange student.
#14 to #5 - lastsamurai (08/21/2012) [-]
The boy's name is Mike, the girls name is Trisha something...
Mike was England, visiting the US.
I know since I went to class with them.
Sadly, Mike passed away just 3 weeks ago. Trisha had been talking regularly with him for over a year...

User avatar #32 to #14 - jkoczor (08/21/2012) [-]
I don't understand... Mike... IS England?
User avatar #27 to #14 - ilovepelicans (08/21/2012) [-]
Yeahhh... no.
#79 to #14 - sahakid (08/22/2012) [-]
I am america
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#16 - thecomkiller (08/21/2012) [-]
Give this man a 			*******		 medal!
Give this man a ******* medal!
#33 to #16 - erbwie (08/21/2012) [-]
I do believe that this is the gif you're looking for.
I do believe that this is the gif you're looking for.
#34 to #33 - erbwie (08/21/2012) [-]
But I thumbed you anyway. Cause I stole it.
#88 - fuckingreposts (08/22/2012) [-]
His face.
#82 - twguy (08/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #41 - psydoc (08/22/2012) [-]
Now look at your vagina, it's empty...
#46 to #41 - communistuprising (08/22/2012) [-]
Look away, LOOK BACK NOW IT'S FILLED WITH DIAMONDS
User avatar #47 to #46 - psydoc (08/22/2012) [-]
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
#73 to #46 - noblescar (08/22/2012) [-]
Could you imagine if even one of those diamonds broke off
Could you imagine if even one of those diamonds broke off
#133 - megaloptus (08/22/2012) [-]
Bitch that says STOP
#137 to #133 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
They can't say stop through a gag...
I feel dirty now.
#100 - nocoolusername (08/22/2012) [-]
I wouldn't want a girlfriend that grew a pair.
#103 to #100 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
Not even an extra pair of boobs?
#122 to #103 - TheUsername (08/22/2012) [-]
hell no. a girl with 4 tits?! O_O no sure if me gusta.
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User avatar #45 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/22/2012) [-]
Brofact: The maximum wingman level is Quasimodo.



....Did you die inside a little bit when you understood?
#58 to #45 - numbertwozeldafan (08/22/2012) [-]
****		 YOU MAN
**** YOU MAN
User avatar #30 - Icedangel (08/21/2012) [-]
That was hilarious.

But the girl seemed like a cunt at the end.
#44 to #30 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah she was probably just embarrassed. But what if she wasn't attracted to blue? If she would've said anything like that she would have looked like a huge bitch. I think saying stop was all she could've done haha.
#35 to #30 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
She was probably embarrassed as HELL.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Icedangel (08/22/2012) [-]
I don't know, I think there would be a better reaction then 'screaming' STOP.

I dunno, still seems like a cunt to me.
User avatar #43 to #36 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, should've just agreed to go out on the date with the guy.
User avatar #49 to #43 - Blackmage (08/22/2012) [-]
No, no she shouldn't have.
If she doesn't want to date someone then she shouldn't have to go out on a date with him.
She could have done better than just saying STOP though. She could have at the very least been polite about it.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Blackmage (08/22/2012) [-]
Also they should have asked her out with a private message, not an embarrassing wall post that everyone can see.
User avatar #52 to #50 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/22/2012) [-]
Also why is asking someone out on a date so embarrassing for anyone but him, who'd get rejected for it?

It's honestly pretty selfish to even feel embarrassed at all over HIS rejection. Dating is perfectly natural, and there is nothing wrong with asking someone out in public. You plan to date them in public.
User avatar #66 to #52 - Blackmage (08/22/2012) [-]
So that you don't get rejected in public.
Plus if she rejects you in public then it makes her look like a bitch.
It's embarrassing for the both of you.
User avatar #203 to #66 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/22/2012) [-]
Hey, refusing to give someone a chance based solely on either

A.) Physical Appearance

B.) Trying to keep yourself 'open' in case someone better comes along

C.) What shallow sense you may have of the person that is asking you is really like, especially romantically

Is kind of a bitchy thing to do. Even if she knew him for years, it would've been abundantly clear by then and the least that she could do is give him a chance. She doesn't know how she's going to end up, and for all she knew she was passing up a soul mate over idle whim.

In short, rejecting someone for any reason short of them being criminally insane, abusively mean, or incredibly manipulative is just a bitchy thing to do. I'm not saying she doesn't have the right; she does, but if your dog ***** in the yard, you clean up the **** . You don't pretend it isn't there.
User avatar #71 to #50 - Blackmage (08/22/2012) [-]
Wait we're technically agreeing right now.
User avatar #51 to #49 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/22/2012) [-]
She doesn't HAVE to, as clearly seen, but she should give him a chance. I've dated women I had absolutely NO interest in being with, because hey, you don't really know until you actually go out with someone whether or not you'll like them.

I'm not saying 'She is so horrible, she HAS to go out with him'

I'm just saying that even if she isn't interested, the RIGHT thing to do would be to give him a shot.
User avatar #70 to #51 - Blackmage (08/22/2012) [-]
That's a good point.
Depending on the circumstances, it wouldn't hurt for her to simply try going out with him.
However it's still her choice.
User avatar #202 to #70 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/22/2012) [-]
I never said it wasn't her choice. I believe fully, 100%, completely, that it was her choice to say 'No'. I do. I really, honestly, truthfully do. I just don't believe that she SHOULD have.
#81 - superevilwaffle (08/22/2012) [-]
they went out on their first date to see a movie, to bad it was the dark knight.
User avatar #86 to #81 - commoneamondor (08/22/2012) [-]
well, at least it wasn't the twilight saga
#83 to #81 - mwhitey (08/22/2012) [-]
Wonderful comment have this potato!
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#64 - novastroyer (08/22/2012) [-]
That's a bro right there.
#166 - saxophan (08/22/2012) [-]
My favorite part
User avatar #183 to #166 - HaloMythbuster (08/22/2012) [-]
STAHP
#184 to #166 - lietoyourselfnotme (08/22/2012) [-]
Hammertime!
#188 to #184 - rymes (08/22/2012) [-]
here you go!! :D
here you go!! :D
#189 to #188 - lietoyourselfnotme (08/22/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #191 to #189 - rymes (08/22/2012) [-]
my pleasure :D
#97 - theduckmon (08/22/2012) [-]
**theduckmon rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at how to hide cell phone towers ** what was actually in the oyster
#157 - zmaro (08/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#92 - ninjahtiger (08/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #69 - ritzrules (08/22/2012) [-]
Green?

Green wat r u doing?

GREEN.

STAHP.

-red

#67 - lawlzeeful (08/22/2012) [-]
I can't tell if her "STOP." is her being a bitch, or if she's just embarrassed and actually likes this guy.
I can't tell if her "STOP." is her being a bitch, or if she's just embarrassed and actually likes this guy.
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