7 Ways To Scare a roommate. This needed to be shared with my favorite website.. 7 Ways to Scare your roommate: it 1 Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. W
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
Buy your amazon goods through FJ's link.
Just click this link and search for any product you want. FJ gets a 6% commission on everything you buy.

7 Ways To Scare a roommate

This needed to be shared with my favorite website.

7 Ways to Scare your roommate:
it 1 Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While vne' re daing w.
leek at veer roommate and mutter. "Seen. seen...
2) Collect hundreds pens and pile them en nee side of the ream. Keep me
pencil en the eiher side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3) Tell veer roommate. ‘I' get an important message tor york" Then pretend to taint.
When you recover, say you can' t remember what the message was, Later en. say,
Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to taint again. Keep this enter several weeks,
4) While veer roommate is net. glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in, sit en the flixx, held your head. and mean.
El Make a sandwich. Chan) eat it. leave it en the liner. were the sandwich.
Wait intil veer rt: -em male gets rid m it and then say,
Hey, where the heck is my sandwich ?" Complain loudly that we are hungry.
We Every time veer roommate walks in yell, ' Youre back!"
as teed as we can and dance around the teem for five minutes. Afterwards.
keep making at veer watch and saving. "Sha. Mrt' t vee be going somewhere'?"
we Talk back tn veer Rice this pies all ct a sudden, act cite Mat,
threw the new on the fdax and kick it Refuse tn clean it up, explaining,
No, I want tn watch them setter.
...
+665
Views: 17882
Favorited: 159
Submitted: 08/20/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to titletaker E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #2 - poophaspooped (08/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I like the shoe

the others seem to contain too much commitment
#7 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
I had five knives I loved to sharpen all the time. Never said soon. He snored a lot though so I left my favorite open by my bed one night and yelled "If I hear you snore tonight, I swear I will silence you." At which point I slammed my open knife onto the desk, turned off the light and went to sleep. He didn't snore that night.

That story is 100% true.
#12 - darklit (08/21/2012) [-]
If my roommates tried anything but 3 or 4 they would need a new place to live...
#9 - andenz (08/21/2012) [-]
Gotta do these things sometime
Gotta do these things sometime
+1
#4 - mousekill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
more like 7 ways to get kicked the **** out.
User avatar #17 - ottooh (08/21/2012) [-]
(7) Talk back to your .....
"No, I want to watch them suffer.
Somebody has to put a quotation mark up there before i kill myself.
#14 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
ignore the sandwich....
ignore the sandwich....
So true.
User avatar #13 - rubixium (08/21/2012) [-]
trying to do 4 and maintain 6 at the same time would be difficult
User avatar #11 - cupotruth (08/21/2012) [-]
I think 3 and 4 are the best. The other might make him call the cops. Maybe a psych ward.
User avatar #8 - endface (08/21/2012) [-]
I am going to superglue all of my girlfriends shoes to the ceiling because I am ******* tired of tripping on them every day. Is it really so hard to put them away? She has so many, you'd think she'd have an organizational schematic.
#5 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
I'd like to do screwed up things like that. Only thing is, that I'm scared of actually becoming screwed up myself.
 Friends (0)