tragedies. . 1 . Life Sucks! fit. Job Sucks!, 3. Doesn' t I ? In Life. At least you have a girlfriend i would pee on Everything
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#6 - mushimeister (08/20/2012) [-]
At least you have a girlfriend
At least you have a girlfriend
User avatar #212 to #6 - biggieboy (08/21/2012) [-]
better to be single than to have a crappy relationship, trust me on this
#214 to #6 - driftcore (08/21/2012) [-]
Know that feel bro.
Know that feel bro.
#72 - whatugawkinat (08/21/2012) [-]
Well maybe it wouldn't suck so bad if you didn't try to please her with your BIG...MEATY....CLLAAAWWSSSS!!!
#74 to #72 - HolyArachnid (08/21/2012) [-]
Would these be any better?
User avatar #210 to #74 - haveagoodone (08/21/2012) [-]
PLURAL?
#176 - manirock ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Joke's on you OP, I'm totally immune to this formula   
   
1. Don't have one   
2. Don't have one   
3. Don't have one
Joke's on you OP, I'm totally immune to this formula

1. Don't have one
2. Don't have one
3. Don't have one
#16 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
You misspelled BF.
User avatar #61 to #16 - tehdubstepman (08/21/2012) [-]
but wouldnt 3 be "Boyfriend does" then?
#77 to #61 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
no. it's a gay joke.
#82 to #16 - remsaman ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
But if your best friend sucked, why would he be your best friend?
#140 - Digitalphear (08/21/2012) [-]
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Life only sucks if you make it suck.

If you want to kill someone, then you ******* kill someone.

If you want to suck a dick, then you suck the **** out of that dick.

Life is what you make it.
User avatar #142 to #140 - infinitereaper (08/21/2012) [-]
Tell that to African kids,
or kids in Mexico,
or rocks on Mars

poor rocks
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#164 - tailzboobs (08/21/2012) [-]
Make her suck
Make her suck
#15 - khuner (08/20/2012) [-]
**khuner rolled a random image posted in comment #9710 at Reaction Images **
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#34 to #32 - khuner (08/21/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir.
#149 - hugora (08/21/2012) [-]
Look on the bright side, at least you are not black. If you are black at least you are not a black woman. If you are a black woman at least you are not a gay black woman. If you are a gay black woman... you are 			******		.
Look on the bright side, at least you are not black. If you are black at least you are not a black woman. If you are a black woman at least you are not a gay black woman. If you are a gay black woman... you are ****** .
#174 to #149 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
I kind of wish I were black and Asian. Big dick and intelligence. :Confession Bear:
All we're good at is claiming how great we are.
#204 to #174 - kittenwithadog (08/21/2012) [-]
but but.... what if it went the other way.....
but but.... what if it went the other way.....
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User avatar #150 to #149 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/21/2012) [-]
Wait wait wait...You could still be a FAT gay black woman, with an STD. From who? You probably inherited it from your father, or that guy you met behind the dumpster on prom night 37 years ago.
User avatar #151 to #150 - hugora (08/21/2012) [-]
You could be Precious...
User avatar #152 to #151 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/21/2012) [-]
.....I just realized that I had sub-consciously described the entire plot of that movie.
#160 - MadaDenial (08/21/2012) [-]
"3. GF doesn't"

Doesn't that mean your girlfriend is awesome?
#161 to #160 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
shes probably a vegetarian
User avatar #173 - goofyholler (08/21/2012) [-]
**goofyholler rolls 88** 42
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User avatar #188 to #173 - novacane (08/21/2012) [-]
**novacane rolls 16** 67
#175 to #173 - trondoom (08/21/2012) [-]
>Rolls to guess number
>guesses wrong, but dubs appear
>mfw I thumb
#75 - ragingbrony ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
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No to find a GF named Life.
#39 - neverevr (08/21/2012) [-]
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#124 - holdurapplause (08/21/2012) [-]
Life is like a bowl of soup...





...you only get blown if you're hot.
User avatar #141 to #124 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/21/2012) [-]
not true at all.
#163 - hatemountain (08/21/2012) [-]
at least you have a girlfriend...
at least you have a girlfriend...
#189 to #169 - novacane (08/21/2012) [-]
**novacane rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at When someone asks me if I'm a virgin ** as do I
#63 - FightClub (08/21/2012) [-]
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blowjobs aren't that big of a deal really, simply feels like moist warmth fluctuating on your dick. doesn't really offer gratification as coitus does, but that may depend on the man you possess OP
#67 to #63 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
Depends on the person I guess, since sometimes I prefer gettin' a nice blowjob instead of ******* the girl. Mood swings or something. Either way they feel pretty great, not like you say.
#84 to #67 - FightClub (08/21/2012) [-]
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not like they're vapid or anything, but it does depend on the person and their prowess regarding it. they would be considered "great" regardless of how efficiently it's performed though, that basis is conventionally established
#69 to #63 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
OH wow! someone learned a new word from The Big Bang Theory! Better go tell everyone on the internet so you look smart!
User avatar #136 to #69 - duchessofcorn (08/21/2012) [-]
Wait, which one of those were big words?
#64 to #63 - hokocho (08/21/2012) [-]
I get it.
User avatar #147 - joemeister (08/21/2012) [-]
the gf doesn't suck because she doesn't exist.
#113 - jacobmurphy (08/21/2012) [-]
GF doesn't..... exist.
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