Badge. show him your badge. A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." maid "may , but don' t go in th
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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect
your farm for illegal growing drugs."
maid "may , but don' t go in that field over there..... ,
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, Ir Mister, Ihave the
authority of the Federal Government with me! Ir Reaching into his
rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and
shoved it in my face. "See this ******* badge?! This badge means
mm allowed to go wherever Iwish.... any land i! No
questions asked or answers given!! Have Imam myself clear?....
do you understand?!!"
Unadded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short
time later, Heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA
officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean
bull .... .. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the
officer, and it seemed likely that he' d sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
Mthree down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of
Your badge, show him your ******* BADGE!!"
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Submitted: 08/20/2012
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#136 - pfccross (08/21/2012) [-]
this is what i thought of when I thought it was going to say that he threw down his tools and ran to help, and instead trolled that mother 						******					.
this is what i thought of when I thought it was going to say that he threw down his tools and ran to help, and instead trolled that mother ****** .
User avatar #133 - Titanasgr (08/21/2012) [-]
I love how all those in the comments don't get that this is a fake anecdote and keep complaining about arrogant cops giving a bad name to hard working cops. If you don't work in law enforcement why care? If you are a good cop, why care? If you are an arrogant dick cop, why are you still alive?
#131 - copycopy ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
#130 - vanhalenshredder (08/21/2012) [-]
YES! Finally content that made me laugh my ass off!!!! Good job sir.
YES! Finally content that made me laugh my ass off!!!! Good job sir.
User avatar #124 - struckworld (08/21/2012) [-]
lol didnt read
#123 - FatherPedobear (08/21/2012) [-]
Sheriff about to be attacked by bull.
Teases him while he's about to be stabbed by horns.
Somehow seems dickish to me.
User avatar #122 - falloutfanatic (08/21/2012) [-]
i ******* hate when that **** happens... that guy should have asked to see a warrant, and when he got in his face should of told him to get the **** off his property.... i ******* HATE when law enforcement agents abuse their position like this, it gives all the hard working officers who use the correct channels a bad name
#121 - iBlondie (08/21/2012) [-]
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#119 - zexeria (08/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #118 - wowimbored (08/21/2012) [-]
whoever posted that must be famous to get 320K likes like that. Famous....and living on a farm?
User avatar #132 to #118 - lolme (08/21/2012) [-]
Use your eyes, he didn't post it on his own profile.
User avatar #137 to #132 - wowimbored (08/21/2012) [-]
I meant whoever origanally posted it.
#107 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
quackle is a ****** .
#104 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (08/21/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4027141/worth+it/#

This fag tried reposting it while this is still front page material. Anyone who gives a damn can go there and thumb down if you actually care about reposting ******* .
#94 - isus (08/21/2012) [-]
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs.....   
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs.....
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
#110 to #94 - rotosushi (08/21/2012) [-]
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#108 to #94 - inkythesquid (08/21/2012) [-]
I don't get it...
#116 to #113 - inkythesquid (08/21/2012) [-]
Thank you sir, many lols were had
#117 to #116 - isus (08/21/2012) [-]
Any day, sir.
#105 to #94 - gongthehawkeye (08/21/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I LOVE YOU FOREVER
#97 to #94 - barackjemima (08/21/2012) [-]
lol'd more than the content haha
lol'd more than the content haha
#89 - tribecalledjake (08/21/2012) [-]
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#120 to #91 - mayedh (08/21/2012) [-]
This guy? That's Green Arrow bro.
User avatar #95 to #91 - brothergrimm (08/21/2012) [-]
it looks like hes ass raping robin...... O.o
#92 to #91 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
Wait....The guy in the middle...
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User avatar #86 - whatugawkinat ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Alright, who let the pig in the bull pen?
#83 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #83 - brianhanerjr (08/21/2012) [-]
That's ******* hilarious
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