Amen!. . I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you' re a idiot.. What the did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secre
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#1 - lujan (08/20/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#5 to #1 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
psssssht i own a truck beat that
#6 to #1 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
Gorilla warfare? Are you ******* retarded?
User avatar #10 to #1 - aldheim (08/21/2012) [-]
Do people just have this saved on their computer?
#11 to #1 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
Whah you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. Ah'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. Ah would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.
Ah will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. Ah barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did Ah mention you smell?
Pig wranglin' varmint.

User avatar #3 to #1 - kierano (08/20/2012) [-]
Tl;dr
User avatar #4 - TardytheTurtle (08/21/2012) [-]
that's my school's mascot
I can no longer look at it the same way
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