Jackpot. . Hey gorgeous! What' s wrung? Derp we need to talk! l cheated on you- with a girl! I went you to meet her Dem, it' s OK if you leave me, but I still w winning
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Jackpot

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Hey gorgeous! What' s wrung?
Derp we need to talk! l cheated on you-
with a girl!
I went you to meet her
Dem, it' s OK if you leave me, but I still
wanna be with you and she thinks youve
really cute, so, would you like to have two
girlfriends?
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Submitted: 08/20/2012
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#672 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - rollricked (08/20/2012) [-]
So you have to spend twice as much money and get double the nagging? How's this a jackpot?
User avatar #27 to #4 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
thats why gay men are so rich.
User avatar #117 to #4 - johnlemon (08/20/2012) [-]
If someone has to explain to you why this is a jackpot, then you are gay.
User avatar #544 to #4 - wolfmango (08/21/2012) [-]
money cant buy happines. Really? have you ever seen an unhappy person on jet skis?
User avatar #614 to #544 - schmitty (08/21/2012) [-]
No, but I have seen Daniel Tosh.
User avatar #689 to #614 - wolfmango (08/22/2012) [-]
yes i just had to put a tosh quote in there someday all i need to do now is throw a bottle at a homeless person
#17 to #4 - warbarbie (08/20/2012) [-]
Double the naggin, double the bangin
User avatar #6 to #4 - kitachiz (08/20/2012) [-]
Solution: let them spend money on eachother, still a win
User avatar #3 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
my girlfriend in the last year of highschool did this to me.....she introduced me to the hottest chick and we we're all so happy. and by 'hottest chick' i mean heaps of guys...and by 'she introduced' i mean my friends told me... and by 'we were all so happy' I mean I was heartbroken....but its kinda similar...right?
User avatar #16 to #3 - localcatbarber (08/20/2012) [-]
So did you shoot up the school?
User avatar #26 to #16 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
was over by then. But i took my rage out on some innocents in san andreas to make me feel manly.
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#115 - jamiemsm ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
#88 - sadico (08/20/2012) [-]
sweet dreams
#265 to #88 - sweateagle (08/20/2012) [-]
*******		 Slender!
******* Slender!
#13 - phanact (08/20/2012) [-]
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I'd much rather have one girlfriend than two girls who are okay with cheating
#142 - thewaftingwario (08/20/2012) [-]
Oh I had one of these dreams to....and since then I try to dream it again...
#43 - krizz (08/20/2012) [-]
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#121 - beatmasterz (08/20/2012) [-]
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#411 - redrummurder (08/21/2012) [-]
Megan Fox is a very beautiful woman, but it is a cold, aloof type of beauty. Katy Perry is just as beautiful, but it is a warm, friendly approachable type of beauty. Just my opinion.
#325 - Ryu (08/20/2012) [-]
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A GIRLFRIEND AINT ONE     ...i'm so lonely...
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A GIRLFRIEND AINT ONE ...i'm so lonely...
#338 to #325 - grimcrimson (08/20/2012) [-]
.. the original lyrics are "i'v got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" implying a girlfriend :D but good try. and good luck with that 100th problem
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#349 to #343 - grimcrimson (08/20/2012) [-]
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im not saying that she is a bitch but the song is referencing as a girlfriend. as the black community (or city and what not) says "i got this bitch lined up for tonight" saying similar as "i have this girl i was talking to and i'm going to go to the movies with her tonight." you get it? its just an ethnic difference in literacy.

themoreyouknow.jpg (cuz i dont have one)
#375 to #325 - Rascal (08/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #312 - swuamelturd (08/20/2012) [-]
and then OP woke up...
#317 to #312 - Rascal (08/20/2012) [-]
and found himself in the middle of two black guys that are naked
User avatar #330 to #317 - chubberbrother (08/20/2012) [-]
Then proceeded to tell them about the worst nightmare he had ever had.
User avatar #358 to #330 - baconrider (08/20/2012) [-]
And then they proceeded to have intercourse.
#146 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#571 - undeadherald (08/21/2012) [-]
said no one ever.
#346 - Rascal (08/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at Facebook in a nutshell **
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User avatar #315 - lightninghedgehog (08/20/2012) [-]
-Said no woman ever.
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