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#1 - redwolfradolf
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Why can't more posts about religion actually be funny like this one?
Intsead we get people exploiting cheap shots for thumbs
#35 to #1 - lordmoldywart
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I wish the same for atheism posts, they're never funny, just cheap pops at religious people
#7 to #1 - hsm
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(08/20/2012) [-]
you have made a really pointy point
#91 to #7 - redwolfradolf
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(08/21/2012) [-]
I make a lot of points, it's kind of a hobby of mine.....

Oh and sometimes I discuss things too.
#21 to #7 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
IM UNREASONABLY ANGRY FOR YOUR UNRELATED TO WHAT IM ANGRY FOR COMMENT
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LONG AS **** COMMENT
#38 to #21 - simonrivero
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#57 to #38 - predacookie
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(08/21/2012) [-]
#105 to #57 - theeballsack
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(08/21/2012) [-]
AMERICA!
#3 to #1 - bitchplzzz
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(08/20/2012) [-]
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#4 - justafangirl
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(08/20/2012) [-]
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#8 to #4 - parralax
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(08/20/2012) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Stuff About Boners **And on the 7th day the Jesus of Mormonism rode his Velociraptor into the sun set yelling "Hey! Whats going on?"
#112 to #8 - clamian
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(08/21/2012) [-]
That is actually a really relevant roll.
#6 to #4 - commontroll
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(08/20/2012) [-]
It's okay though, he comes back to life too! Then repeats the process three more times.
#52 - turtlepoop
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(08/21/2012) [-]
this might sound stupid, but how did jesus even die the second time?
#55 to #52 - anon
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(08/21/2012) [-]
he didn't die the second time. he ascended willingly.
#60 to #55 - bronywhat
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Can I do that?
#58 to #55 - turtlepoop
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(08/21/2012) [-]
awh yeah, he says he "died for our sins" like he was taking one for the team. Yet then just dies again because he's bored? or ********
#93 to #52 - redwolfradolf
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(08/21/2012) [-]
He didn't die.
The second time he ascended, without dying. some other characters in the old testament do the same thing.
#126 to #52 - needmoredairy
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#63 to #52 - angelodlt
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#78 to #63 - deadlywonka
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#94 to #78 - themrawesome
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(08/21/2012) [-]
No Patrick, you cannot fap to this.
#100 to #94 - giinthir
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(08/21/2012) [-]
**giinthir rolls 55**
#102 to #100 - themrawesome
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(08/21/2012) [-]
They are not an instrument.
But they are badass.
#130 to #102 - fuzzeq
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(08/21/2012) [-]
**fuzzeq rolls 837** Not as bad as TRIPS
#132 to #130 - fuzzeq
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Prepared for the red thumbs
#43 - psydoc
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(08/20/2012) [-]
and this comment sucked.
#20 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
There is scientific and scientific evidence supporting the bible, I can give references. There's the proof for christians, now I challenge atheists to prove the me wrong about God.
#65 to #20 - anon
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(08/21/2012) [-]
LOL JESUS ISNT REAL HE NEVER WAS! the bible is stupid the people who believe in that **** brainwash themselves and people they know cuz they scared of the world without god. so shove that science ******** up ur ass u ********. this is funnyjunk we dont care what evidence u got. u stupid ik funnyjunk agrees wit me orelse they not true funnyjunkers bitch
#66 to #20 - Sidney
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(08/21/2012) [-]
what "scientific" evidence do you have that proves gods real?
#83 to #20 - heartlessrobot
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Ok, answer me this. How can god exist if he doesn't?
#95 to #83 - redwolfradolf
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(08/21/2012) [-]
That's a baseless argument.

It's the exact same thing as if I said "God exists because he does."
#178 to #95 - heartlessrobot
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(08/21/2012) [-]
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#179 to #178 - redwolfradolf
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(08/21/2012) [-]
It's hard to tell who's joking and who's stupid these days.
#54 to #20 - predacookie
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Stupidity overload.
Stupidity overload.
#62 to #20 - letmetellyouastory
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Go to /b/. Then you will realize there is no God.
#81 to #62 - youxbarstard
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(08/21/2012) [-]
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#70 to #20 - moosie
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Anon- States the existence of proof...ends it at that.
Anon- States the existence of proof...ends it at that.
#27 to #20 - neoexdeath ONLINE
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#34 to #20 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I dont think I have seen a more obvious troll since my days on /b/
#85 to #20 - psestabber
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#40 to #20 - JudasLitl
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(08/20/2012) [-]
im not sure what i just read, but i feel like i need to invest all of my money in internet stock and paint a swastika on my car before i drive into LA tomorrow....
im not sure what i just read, but i feel like i need to invest all of my money in internet stock and paint a swastika on my car before i drive into LA tomorrow....
#39 to #20 - goonmcnasty
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(08/20/2012) [-]
< You.
#36 to #20 - hewhoepicfails
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(08/20/2012) [-]
There is scientific AND scientific evidence?!
#19 - seymourtets
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I'm a strong Christian and this is hilarious.
#49 to #19 - eiad
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(08/20/2012) [-]
yeah me too.
i'm already level 8 in only 2 weeks
what level are you in?
#53 to #49 - seymourtets
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Level 5 Mage. **** you.
#56 to #53 - predacookie
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#75 to #53 - anon
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(08/21/2012) [-]
"im a strong christian" 1 hour later "**** you"

wut
#77 to #75 - seymourtets
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(08/21/2012) [-]
...Suddenly Christians aren't allowed to swear?
#80 to #75 - anon
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(08/21/2012) [-]
There's a difference between saying random four letter words society has dubbed "swear words" and taking God's name in vain. Or at least that's what I believe
#67 to #53 - Sidney
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(08/21/2012) [-]
my mage is level 12 so **** you!
#15 - Cambro
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(08/20/2012) [-]
>Sitting in congregation at Easter pageant.
>Everyone starts crying
>Wut.jpg
>"Why are you guys crying?? I read ahead, he comes back! Its ok guys!"
#103 - twatmissile
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(08/21/2012) [-]
He dies? Jesus christ! Why do people always have to spoil it for me?
#151 to #103 - creosote
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Come on man, the books thousands of years old. You should have read it by now.
#137 to #103 - redwolfradolf
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Still a big plot twist to come, keep reading
#107 to #103 - goobdol
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(08/21/2012) [-]
That's the spirit!
That's the spirit!
#114 to #107 - redthumb
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#156 to #107 - twatmissile
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(08/21/2012) [-]
well i suppose it could get just a little worse..
well i suppose it could get just a little worse..
#157 to #107 - julpiter
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(08/21/2012) [-]
#72 - draezeth
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Seriously, that was hilarious.
#17 - slyve
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(08/20/2012) [-]
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"Yet she increased her whorings, recalling the days of her childhood when she was prostituted in the land of Egypt. And she lusted after her male lovers whose genitalia were the genitalia of male donkeys and their seminal emission was the seminal emission of horses."

If you actually read the Bible, make sure you are alone.
#121 to #17 - arfifteen
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Ezekiel is a strange book