JESUS NO. books always let us down in the end. THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY comes up " You AND WHAT? TELLS you THAT JESUS HE !?.' men FOR ‘mun an an LIKE THIS: s, tsc stop Reading then faggot
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JESUS NO

JESUS NO. books always let us down in the end. THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY comes up " You AND WHAT? TELLS you THAT JESUS HE !?.' men FOR ‘mun an an LIKE THIS: s, tsc

books always let us down in the end

THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY
comes up " You AND WHAT?
TELLS you THAT JESUS HE !?.'
men FOR ‘mun an
an LIKE THIS: s, tsc" -:1 READING
THAT BOOK,
MAN.
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#4 - justafangirl (08/20/2012) [-]
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#8 to #4 - parralax (08/20/2012) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Stuff About Boners **And on the 7th day the Jesus of Mormonism rode his Velociraptor into the sun set yelling "Hey! Whats going on?"
#112 to #8 - clamian (08/21/2012) [-]
That is actually a really relevant roll.
User avatar #6 to #4 - commontroll (08/20/2012) [-]
It's okay though, he comes back to life too! Then repeats the process three more times.
User avatar #1 - redwolfradolf (08/20/2012) [-]
Why can't more posts about religion actually be funny like this one?
Intsead we get people exploiting cheap shots for thumbs
User avatar #35 to #1 - lordmoldywart ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
I wish the same for atheism posts, they're never funny, just cheap pops at religious people
User avatar #7 to #1 - hsm (08/20/2012) [-]
you have made a really pointy point
#91 to #7 - redwolfradolf (08/21/2012) [-]
I make a lot of points, it's kind of a hobby of mine.....

Oh and sometimes I discuss things too.
#21 to #7 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
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#3 to #1 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2012) [-]
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#15 - Cambro (08/20/2012) [-]
>Sitting in congregation at Easter pageant.
>Everyone starts crying
>Wut.jpg
>"Why are you guys crying?? I read ahead, he comes back! Its ok guys!"
#72 - draezeth (08/21/2012) [-]
Seriously, that was hilarious.
#52 - turtlepoop (08/21/2012) [-]
this might sound stupid, but how did jesus even die the second time?
User avatar #93 to #52 - redwolfradolf (08/21/2012) [-]
He didn't die.
The second time he ascended, without dying. some other characters in the old testament do the same thing.
#55 to #52 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
he didn't die the second time. he ascended willingly.
#60 to #55 - bronywhat (08/21/2012) [-]
Can I do that?
User avatar #58 to #55 - turtlepoop (08/21/2012) [-]
awh yeah, he says he "died for our sins" like he was taking one for the team. Yet then just dies again because he's bored? or ********
#94 to #78 - themrawesome (08/21/2012) [-]
No Patrick, you cannot fap to this.
#100 to #94 - giinthir (08/21/2012) [-]
**giinthir rolls 55**
#102 to #100 - themrawesome (08/21/2012) [-]
They are not an instrument.
But they are badass.
#130 to #102 - fuzzeq (08/21/2012) [-]
**fuzzeq rolls 837** Not as bad as TRIPS
#132 to #130 - fuzzeq (08/21/2012) [-]
Prepared for the red thumbs
#17 - slyve ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
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"Yet she increased her whorings, recalling the days of her childhood when she was prostituted in the land of Egypt. And she lusted after her male lovers whose genitalia were the genitalia of male donkeys and their seminal emission was the seminal emission of horses."

If you actually read the Bible, make sure you are alone.
User avatar #121 to #17 - arfifteen (08/21/2012) [-]
Ezekiel is a strange book
#116 - pulluspardus (08/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #134 to #116 - redwolfradolf (08/21/2012) [-]
Well technically.......
User avatar #165 to #138 - gongthehawkeye (08/21/2012) [-]
the word of the Raptor

Amen.
#113 - ftk (08/21/2012) [-]
ok....you got me, I looked ahead in the book
User avatar #136 to #113 - redwolfradolf (08/21/2012) [-]
If you thin that's a spoiler, you missed the biggest plot twist.
#142 to #136 - ftk (08/21/2012) [-]
i must know it
i must know it
User avatar #144 to #142 - redwolfradolf (08/21/2012) [-]
Read it for yourself.
#146 to #144 - ftk (08/21/2012) [-]
but its a big book :(

and it burns my hands everytime I touch it....
User avatar #163 to #146 - redwolfradolf (08/21/2012) [-]
Try looking online. they have it there
User avatar #166 to #142 - gongthehawkeye (08/21/2012) [-]
Jesus gets betrayed.....
#68 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
#140 to #68 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
i just have a slender man one
#103 - twatmissile (08/21/2012) [-]
He dies? Jesus christ! Why do people always have to spoil it for me?
User avatar #151 to #103 - creosote (08/21/2012) [-]
Come on man, the books thousands of years old. You should have read it by now.
User avatar #137 to #103 - redwolfradolf (08/21/2012) [-]
Still a big plot twist to come, keep reading
#107 to #103 - goobdol (08/21/2012) [-]
That's the spirit!
That's the spirit!
#156 to #107 - twatmissile (08/21/2012) [-]
well i suppose it could get just a little worse..
well i suppose it could get just a little worse..
#43 - psydoc (08/20/2012) [-]
and this comment sucked.
#42 - vuican (08/20/2012) [-]
#41 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
If Jesus died for our sins, doesn't that mean we should lead lives of nothing but sin? He already went through the trouble of paying for it, it would be shameful to let him waste his soul.   
Your friend doesn't buy you a dorito supreme taco just to watch you eat salad.   
   
>mfw Christian fundamentalists let Jesus die in vain
If Jesus died for our sins, doesn't that mean we should lead lives of nothing but sin? He already went through the trouble of paying for it, it would be shameful to let him waste his soul.
Your friend doesn't buy you a dorito supreme taco just to watch you eat salad.

>mfw Christian fundamentalists let Jesus die in vain
User avatar #88 to #41 - autumnfire (08/21/2012) [-]
No, I see what you're saying but because He gave his life, Christians want to live lives that coincide with His teachings. Sure we're free from sin but real Christians don't live in it. It's all about love bro ;)
User avatar #111 to #88 - amidgetwalrus (08/21/2012) [-]
Thank you Brigadier Buzzkill.
#46 to #41 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
except we are sining all the time
#48 to #46 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
Right, sorry. I forgot that existing was a sin.
#19 - seymourtets (08/20/2012) [-]
I'm a strong Christian and this is hilarious.
#49 to #19 - eiad (08/20/2012) [-]
yeah me too.
i'm already level 8 in only 2 weeks
what level are you in?
#53 to #49 - seymourtets (08/21/2012) [-]
Level 5 Mage. **** you.
#75 to #53 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
"im a strong christian" 1 hour later " **** you"

wut
User avatar #77 to #75 - seymourtets (08/21/2012) [-]
...Suddenly Christians aren't allowed to swear?
#80 to #75 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
There's a difference between saying random four letter words society has dubbed "swear words" and taking God's name in vain. Or at least that's what I believe
User avatar #67 to #53 - Sidney (08/21/2012) [-]
my mage is level 12 so **** you!
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User avatar #74 to #64 - ghostshell ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
i apologize if it was, but i next button to no ends everyday and i didnt see it
#98 - stoffanator (08/21/2012) [-]
just my luck to not get either of them
User avatar #141 to #98 - anthonyh (08/21/2012) [-]
I bet that really rustled your jimmies didn't it?
#159 to #141 - stoffanator (08/21/2012) [-]
not at all i have 3 now
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