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#4 - potatos
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#219 to #4 - bennya
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No wonder Detroit is so ****** up
#51 to #4 - kingreaver
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i can no longer feel my sides...
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#8 - fatbabie **User deleted account**
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#230 to #8 - hauntzor
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Something about fraud.   
   
I'm not really sure exactly what the issue is called, but today there's a good amount of divorce fraud amongst heterosexual couples, and apparently fraud between gay/lesbian couples would only add to the problem.     
   
It doesn't really make sense to me either, but yes, there are other reasons against gay marriage besides plain old tradition, even though I'm not very well read up on the other issues, so I won't really try to push them.
Something about fraud.

I'm not really sure exactly what the issue is called, but today there's a good amount of divorce fraud amongst heterosexual couples, and apparently fraud between gay/lesbian couples would only add to the problem.

It doesn't really make sense to me either, but yes, there are other reasons against gay marriage besides plain old tradition, even though I'm not very well read up on the other issues, so I won't really try to push them.

#387 to #8 - mrbuu
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its the word marriage and where it came from. if you see the history its actually a religious ceremony portraying two peoples love in front of god. the government added special rights to it they add the same rights to domestic partnership,but since marriage actually is a religious thing the government has to stand out and not get involved.
#3 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I think funnyjunk has turned homosexual. There is at least one post about gay marriage everyday.. Stop shoving this **** down my throat. I really don't give a flying **** if you can get married or not, just don't bother with this ****.
#20 to #3 - macross
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#5 to #3 - freefan
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#29 to #5 - ragged
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Technically we're all anonymous anyway.
#7 to #5 - anon
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and you're not anonymous yourself? Just because you log in doesn't make you any less of a stranger to the majority..
#10 to #7 - falloutfanatic
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one step closer to courage then your spineless ass
#22 to #10 - anon
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*than (I'm not the same anon)
#111 to #22 - freefan
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Yes, but at least I have a name behind the hate. Sure, I could just change my name after I hate on something, but I don't. If people wanna criticize me for saying something, they can message me about it and make me feel like a sack of ****. With being an anonymous, you can't do that.
#11 - whodeargaydear
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It makes me want to kill myself that the world is still like this. I see no problem with letting gays get married, I mean it's not like they're hurting anyone is it?   
   
Gif related.
It makes me want to kill myself that the world is still like this. I see no problem with letting gays get married, I mean it's not like they're hurting anyone is it?

Gif related.
#30 to #11 - caidencowger
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Being gay is a belief, it is not mandatory in that person. Why should they get to ruin the sanctity of marriage because they chose to like the same sex? Plus Obama is encouraging the kids to become gay. I knew kids who are gay now but weren't gay when they were younger. Why are they gay now? They chose to be gay because they're being encouraged by president Obama. Homosexuality, the BELIEF, is condemned by God and Obama should be encouraging them to turn away from it, not saying "It's ok, you were born that way. You can get married!"
#40 to #30 - whodeargaydear
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Are you going to say that for everyone around the world?
I'm scottish, I don't watch your Obama crap.
There have been tests that prove being gay isn't a choice, it's just in your DNA.
And no offense, but why should straights be able to get married when they just throw it away so easily? Most gay couples stay together all their lives. Straight people are ruining marriage, letting gay people get married would make no difference. It's just stupid people thinking that it ruins what marriage stands for, but they probably got divorced twice.
#55 to #30 - puzzler **User deleted account**
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#63 to #30 - mrthezho
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Facepalm...
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#14 to #12 - whodeargaydear
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I bet you wank off to lesbians.
Ok, they're just like any other human being apart from they are attracted to people of the same sex. That doesn't affect anyone.
Most gays have contributed to this world more than you will ever do in your lifetime. For example, they have given us great music, they have done great acting, some give to charity and help others, they adopt children who don't have homes (because straight people couldn't be bothered to look after their own)
To be honest, you're the one who's useless to humanity at the moment. Least most gays have done something useful.
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#16 to #12 - anon
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Useless? They are men who chose being with other men, that means there are more women avaliable due to less competition! Dude, gays are awsome
#138 to #11 - redJericho
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It's all about religion. We have freedom of religion here, but we are a Christian based country. Just look at our pledge of allegiance "one nation UNDER GOD".

We aren't forcing Christianity upon anybody, we are just saying "While you're here, respect that we are Christian, respect our beliefs (including no gay marriage), and you can live here and worship whoever the hell you want."

I'm obviously going to get some massive red thumbs, but i hope i made some of you understand WHY it's such a big deal for us to just accept gay marriage. It goes against the allegiance each and every one of us has pledged daily throughout our school years.

In the eyes of our leaders, it's as if a man walked into somebody else's home where there is a rule that reads "Do not leave the television on if you are not watching it. Other than that, make yourself at home", and this rule has been followed for years by the residents of the house, and accepted as: "If we are going to live here, we can follow their rules." But the man protested because he believed, that if he really is allowed to make himself at home, he should have permission to leave the television on whenever the **** he wants.

I personally have nothing against gay marriage, but i implore you all to take into account the OTHER side of the story. Understand the reason gay marriage is such a sore subject to our entire government.
#256 to #138 - whodeargaydear
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To be honest, I'm an athiest and I respect all religious beliefs. But what if I believe gay marriage should be allowed? Shouldn't you respect that? Just because I respect that christians think gay people shouldn't be married doesn't mean that I think it should never happen.
#191 to #138 - anon
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For the record, the "under God" wasn't added to the pledge until the 1950's. It was added in response to our then rivalry with the USSR. I don't think the founding fathers ever intended for religion and politics to mix.
#172 to #138 - anon
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>Homosexuality never mentioned in the Hebrew texts
>Homosexuality being a sin was added.

**** your changing religion. Half of you Christians don't know what the **** you're reading. Find a bible a few hundred years old, then find one today, they're always adding/taking away things.
#186 to #172 - redJericho
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Romans 1:26-27:
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet.”

1 Corinthians 6:9:
“Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.

Effeminate is used as a metaphor meaning "a boy kept for homosexual relations with a man"

Have you opened a bible? Telling Christians they don't know the bible when you yourself don't know the bible? The amount of ignorance you are spewing right here makes me wonder how you have managed not to get murdered. Are you trolling?
#307 to #186 - dbrak
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www.11points.com/books/11_things_the_bible_bans,_but_you_do_anyway   
   
what about these, hm? and just because the country was founded by christians doesn't entitle them to hold their rights in higher regard than those of other people. the founding fathers established this country with the sole intent of freeing the law from the bonds of religion. I'm sorry that two men or two women that love each other are deeply offending you. Why do you even care?! It won't affect you in any way shape or form. What, do you think you're doing the work of God by taking away the marital rights of human beings? Besides, God gave us free will, the capacity to sin. we should have the option to do so. Implying gay love is a sin, which contradicts everything Christians believe about God. Sorry if this comes of as disrespectful, I'm just tired of politely explaining to conservatives why their religious beliefs shouldn't stop loving couples from living their lives.
www.11points.com/books/11_things_the_bible_bans,_but_you_do_anyway

what about these, hm? and just because the country was founded by christians doesn't entitle them to hold their rights in higher regard than those of other people. the founding fathers established this country with the sole intent of freeing the law from the bonds of religion. I'm sorry that two men or two women that love each other are deeply offending you. Why do you even care?! It won't affect you in any way shape or form. What, do you think you're doing the work of God by taking away the marital rights of human beings? Besides, God gave us free will, the capacity to sin. we should have the option to do so. Implying gay love is a sin, which contradicts everything Christians believe about God. Sorry if this comes of as disrespectful, I'm just tired of politely explaining to conservatives why their religious beliefs shouldn't stop loving couples from living their lives.
#314 to #307 - dbrak
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and i don't mean you, I mean "you" as collectively all anti-marital rights people.
#216 to #186 - anon
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I mentioned hebrew texts, the original texts of Christianity? OH, you didn't know that? Well, not much to expect from a guy who believes in a story told many times.
#17 to #11 - anon
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Well if they don't use lube they might hurt eachother.
#19 to #17 - whodeargaydear
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That's what condoms are for.
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#253 to #132 - whodeargaydear
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Gay men are more prone to get AIDs... Which is why they use condoms...
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#432 to #341 - whodeargaydear
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Ah well.
#32 to #11 - bitchplzzz
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I dont hate gays. Its just when their sticking their tounges in eachother in public.. I don't even like seeing straight people do it.
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#64 to #62 - bitchplzzz
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I hate it when anyone is playing 'lets fish your stomach up with my tounge' in public.
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#21 to #11 - robotgoose
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"hurr durr but dey wil mak our childrens homosexual and take away our christian heritage"
#24 to #21 - whodeargaydear
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I'm athiest. I have no need for religion.

Also, you can't make someone homosexual, it's just how they turn out to be.
#31 to #24 - robotgoose
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Wasn't it obvious that I was sarcastic?
I'm also an atheist, I feel as if religion is just a silly thing used to mislead people.
Don't get me wrong, I (personally) think religion is a stuid thing, but I respect people who do believe.
I do think that it may aswell do good for people who have a poor and miserable life, they always have something better to look forward to, even though it may not be true.

That's what I think religions initially "got invented" for, to offer some sort of relief to people having a hard time in their life.
The thought of a higher being isn't bad, but I hate the fact that religion nowadays isn't anything but an income for their "leaders" (the Pope etc.)
#35 to #31 - whodeargaydear
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I understood it was sarcasm.   
I respect your views and I feel the same towards religious people, I just hate that they use it as an excuse for everything and they try to make me religious and I don't need it.
I understood it was sarcasm.
I respect your views and I feel the same towards religious people, I just hate that they use it as an excuse for everything and they try to make me religious and I don't need it.
#46 to #35 - robotgoose
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I agree with you fully.
#414 to #46 - exrflarion
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I translate that as Fantafaggot because i was reading that a faggot is originally mean to be a bunch of stick.

I'm a ******* dumbass.
#433 to #414 - whodeargaydear
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Oh god that gif... I can't stop laughing...
#431 to #414 - robotgoose
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#323 to #46 - sacredmagic ONLINE
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CIVILIZED CONVERSATION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! COME GAWK AND AWE AND THE DECENT AND POLITE INTERACTION!
#350 to #323 - anon
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Between two people who agree on the topic at hand and think religion is "stupid."
#361 to #350 - sacredmagic ONLINE
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But religion, nowadays, is extremely stupid.
#401 to #361 - anon
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Organized religious groups are, but not many of the individuals in them, and not religion itself.
#409 to #401 - sacredmagic ONLINE
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But religion is comprised of it's people. While the principles of Christianity (for example) are all well and good, the people and selfishness involved in the church pollutes and distorts the message.
#78 - waffies
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oooh boy comments section. We're in for a rough one
#6 - umaya
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(08/20/2012) [-]
America tells the whole world they have so much freedom yet two men in love can't get married.
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#250 - mlpmeh
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#262 to #250 - controlled
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This is exactly the kind of **** that makes people hate bronies.
#288 to #262 - morskoj
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No, actually, it's all of the wierd perversions of ponies that make people hate bronies.
No, actually, it's all of the wierd perversions of ponies that make people hate bronies.
#302 to #288 - anon
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at Asshole pokemon trainer **
#294 to #288 - mlpmeh
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#264 to #262 - mlpmeh
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Comment Picture
#268 to #264 - controlled
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#272 to #268 - mlpmeh
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You didn't bring enough space babies to throw at my wall of lasguns bro
#279 to #272 - controlled
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Yes, but you forgot about the plane troops!
Yes, but you forgot about the plane troops!
#289 to #279 - mlpmeh
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thats ******* awesome.
#384 to #279 - albertomercerroman
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How the **** would you land that?
#423 to #384 - mlpmeh
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you dont
you just die
#295 to #250 - cossackwhoop
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Would you like to say that again?
#297 to #295 - mlpmeh
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#440 to #297 - cossackwhoop
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Comment Picture
#277 to #250 - feelythefeel
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This is relevant, how exactly?
#274 to #250 - slap
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I don't like bronies that much, but that made me laugh so hard for some reason
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#27 to #1 - bulbakip
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#310 - frysfrys
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#324 to #310 - brianhanerjr
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I really don't understand the red thumbs. You're absolutely right.
#329 to #324 - frysfrys
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The 12 year old's are taking over funnyjunk..
#332 to #329 - brianhanerjr
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And there it goes back up to positive. Faith restored
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#56 to #54 - anon
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when was mexico founded you dumb ****. sure as hell wasn't after usa and canada
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#85 to #56 - lostwoodskid
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mexico was founded in 1810, America in 1776
you're ******* retarded
#84 to #54 - anon
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Americans don't think America is right about everything.

However you know who does think America has got things pretty right?
All the Mexicans and Canadians who leave their country and go to America.
****************** faggot
#102 to #84 - anon
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Um... didn't Illegals stop going to the USA because of the lowering economy?I'm pretty sure i read an article somewhere.
#70 to #54 - sircool
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to be fair, canada is not even a 100 years old in terms of independence.

if anything canada is the mature, older brother who spent far to much time living with his parents till he was finally kicked out.
#95 to #70 - juniorhockeyplayer
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actually, Canada became an inependent nation on July 1st, 1867 so it is 145 years old in terms of independance. Provinces and territories later joined all the way up to 1949 (Newfoundalnd being the last to join confederation) but the country of Canada officially became an independent coutnry in 1867.
#130 to #95 - benighted
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OH! The ******* Knowledge In This Thread!!!
OH! The ******* Knowledge In This Thread!!!
#105 to #95 - anon
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cool wikipedia skills bro
#137 to #105 - juniorhockeyplayer
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actually I'm Canadian, History class does wonders bro
#71 to #54 - playersbewarned ONLINE
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Why would you say that? Just to rustle some jimmies?