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things (and more] a burglar won' t tell you
There are some really great tips here: The best are meurthe end. Common
Sense applied in a vigorous way.
I Cf course I . I was here just last week cleaning your Carpets.
paint ing your shutters. or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in
last week. While Iwas in there, I unlatched the back window to Make my Return
a little easier.
3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... And taste means There
Are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids Ievye out always make Me
Wonderwhat type pcgaming system they have.
A Yes, I really do newspapers piled up on the driveway. Sndleight
Ievye a pizza flyer in forefront doodoo see how long it takes You to Remove it..
5. If it shows while you' re out oftern. get a neighbor's create car. And Foot
tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead Giveaway.
E. restorative glass is part entrance. dont let your. Alarm Company
install the control pad where I can see if its set. That makes It Too easy.
7. A good security company alarms the window overhue sink. And the Windows
Ch the second floor, which often access the master bedroom - and your
Jewelry. its note bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.
S. its raining. you' re fumbling with your umbrella. and you forget to Lock Your
door- understandable. But understand this: I dontcare a day off Because of
bad weather.
S. I always knock first. Ifyou answer. I' ll arsfor directions
Somewhere or clean your gutters. (Dontcare me up on it.)
VIII. Do you really think I wont look in your sock drawer? I always check Dresser
drawers. the bedside table. and the medicine cabinet.
Here' s a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.
12. You' re right: I wont have enough time to break into that safe where You
Keep . But if its not bolted down. I' ll take it with me.
13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm System. If
you' re reluctant to Ievye your?! on while you' re out oftern. you Can Buy a
device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow
Find it . com
S MAIRE THINGS A BURGLAR SHUNT TELL YEN:
I Sometimes. I carry a clipboard. Sometimes. I dress like a lawn guy And
Carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.
2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.
3. I' ll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. Ofyour Neighbor
hears one loud sound. he' ll stop what he' s doing and wait to Hear It again.. If
he doesn' t hear it again, he' ll just go back to what he Was Doing. its human
nature.
A I' m not complaining. but why would you pay all that money for a fancy. Alarm
system and Ievye your house without setting it?
5. I love looking in . I' m looking for signs that you' re Home, And for
flat screen TVs or gaming systems I' d like. I' ll drive orwell Through your
neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds. just to Pick my targets.
E. Avoid announcing on your Facebook page. its You
thinkso look up your address.
7. To you. leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way To Let
in a little fresh air. To melts an invitation.
S. Ifyou dont I knock. I try the door. Occasionally. I hit The Jackpot
Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina. Crakon. California. and
Kentucky: security consultant Chris , who . crimedog and
Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the
University of Missourians. Louis. who interviewed ‘IDS burglars for his Book
Burglars onthe Job
PUT YOUR KEYS BESIDE YOUR BED AT NIGHT
PUT YOUR KEYS BESIDE YOUR BED AT NIGHT
Tell your spouse. your children. your neighbors. your parents. your Cris office,
the girl at the market. you run across. Put your car keys
beside your bed at night...
Ifyou hears noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house.
just press the panic button foryour car. The alarm will be set off. and the horn
will continue to sound until turn it off oaths car battery dies. This tip
came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next
time you come home forthe night and you starter put your keys away. think of
this: its a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no
installation. Test it. It will go most everywhere inside your house and
will keep honking until your battery runs down or
until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works Ifyou park in your
driveway or garage. Ofyour car alarm goes someone is trying to break
into your house. odds are the burglar/ rapist wont stick
around. After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out
to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won' twant that. And
remembered carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking
lot. The alarm can work the some way there
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User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (08/19/2012) [-]
I enjoyed this.
Thank you for all the tips.
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