mums. . asator' . t an rotom, ,. Who has these parents, seriously. Only in a very strange, strange parallel universe would this be a scenario i'd find my self in with my parents
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#3 - struttndatass (08/19/2012) [-]
Who has these parents, seriously. Only in a very strange, strange parallel universe would this be a scenario i'd find my self in with my parents
Who has these parents, seriously. Only in a very strange, strange parallel universe would this be a scenario i'd find my self in with my parents
User avatar #44 to #3 - kaukasus (08/20/2012) [-]
i have
User avatar #79 to #3 - inetus (08/20/2012) [-]
I have a friend who once openly on facebook told his mom that he found her black dildo. They're a very strange family who basically don't give a **** .
#8 to #3 - reaperssprint (08/20/2012) [-]
Do you mean having conversations like this over Facebook. Or knowing about their sex toys? Because more than likely your parents have something hidden somewhere, I really wish I hadn't gone searching for a movie that one day....   
   
MFW opening the drawer..
Do you mean having conversations like this over Facebook. Or knowing about their sex toys? Because more than likely your parents have something hidden somewhere, I really wish I hadn't gone searching for a movie that one day....

MFW opening the drawer..
#17 to #3 - cshp (08/20/2012) [-]
I don't know why I have these
I don't know why I have these
#18 to #17 - cshp (08/20/2012) [-]
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#19 to #18 - cshp (08/20/2012) [-]
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#20 to #19 - cshp (08/20/2012) [-]
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#21 to #20 - cshp (08/20/2012) [-]
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#22 to #21 - cshp (08/20/2012) [-]
And the last thing.
User avatar #29 to #22 - theshade (08/20/2012) [-]
NotBad.Jpeg
#119 to #22 - sacredmagic (08/20/2012) [-]
Thank you for these gifs. I'm still laughing hysterically.
Thank you for these gifs. I'm still laughing hysterically.
User avatar #74 to #22 - iksdistek (08/20/2012) [-]
She is VERY hot but too bad for the braces...
User avatar #227 to #74 - mrvegeta (08/20/2012) [-]
I actually like girls with braces
#234 to #227 - envinite (08/20/2012) [-]
yea but be careful with oral without shaving
User avatar #41 to #22 - harrytheheadcrab (08/20/2012) [-]
DAYUM
#43 to #22 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
braces and a nice bod omg ima rip my dick off fapping to this
braces and a nice bod omg ima rip my dick off fapping to this
#73 to #22 - oldfags (08/20/2012) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #264 to #73 - klvkboom (08/20/2012) [-]
Benni Cinkle. She's quite chill even with all the hate made from the music video. She's quite open about it too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc9Pr4MluGU
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User avatar #4 to #3 - valdura (08/20/2012) [-]
My mum asked to borrow the batteries out of my xbox 360 controller.

I asked her why.
"The ones in my vibrator ran out"
#25 to #4 - icytime (08/20/2012) [-]
At least she's honest... I guess.
User avatar #101 to #25 - jetpistol (08/20/2012) [-]
No she wasnt. It was the batteries from his dad's vibrator.
#110 - rrenierr (08/20/2012) [-]
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#114 to #110 - boomdady (08/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10 - durkadurka ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
5 hours of sleep.

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#244 to #222 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
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#32 - pepemex (08/20/2012) [-]
>Mother and daughter talking about vibrators
User avatar #1 - TropicThunder ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
Wow, that's weird.
#153 - abachonk (08/20/2012) [-]
Oh, she pwnd her own mom...



ON FACEBOOK!!!

SO HARDCORE...
User avatar #163 to #153 - neokun (08/20/2012) [-]
That is pretty hardcore, its open to many people to see.
#166 to #163 - abachonk (08/20/2012) [-]
No **** , sherlock

#201 to #166 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
Just read all these comments... You forgot that Sherlock is a name and needs a capital letter.
Just read all these comments... You forgot that Sherlock is a name and needs a capital letter.
User avatar #170 to #166 - neokun (08/20/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but you came across as sarcastic. Isn't that what you were aiming for?
User avatar #175 to #170 - abachonk (08/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, but you broke the barrier of sarcasm.

You missed something...

You still can fix it
User avatar #179 to #175 - neokun (08/20/2012) [-]
Okay so if you were sarcastic, it would imply that you think this is not hardcore. When I say it is hardcore you end up being sarcastic again as if to say you are sarcastic about being sarcastic.

User avatar #192 to #179 - abachonk (08/20/2012) [-]
You are right, but when you are too sarcastic about something, you end up killing the joke.
User avatar #196 to #192 - neokun (08/20/2012) [-]
I was not sarcastic in any of my posts, I was serious.
User avatar #168 to #153 - tkuja (08/20/2012) [-]
if this is real then that kid is a right dick, their mom was making a joke and they embarrass her for it
User avatar #200 - dspike (08/20/2012) [-]
She got told!
[x] toldasourus rex
[x] Super Told Bros.
[x] New Told City
[x] Told Fortress 2
[x] Sustem of a Told
[x] Half Told 2
She got told.
#55 - zengu (08/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #123 to #55 - sacredmagic (08/20/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-kM-guQtk (in case anyone wants the source)
#57 to #55 - iamjustheretoroll (08/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #128 to #57 - gobnick (08/20/2012) [-]
**gobnick rolls 53** lemme fix that
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#191 - prontoon (08/20/2012) [-]
and the comment wasn't screen shot and deleted right away
and the comment wasn't screen shot and deleted right away
User avatar #149 to #83 - meinfuhertroll (08/20/2012) [-]
Titanic
User avatar #205 to #149 - demonmaster (08/20/2012) [-]
well....
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#219 to #83 - windsong (08/20/2012) [-]
Serenity...I'm okay with this :)
#295 to #83 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
Lion King, lol I'm a Lion, and posting this hours after seeing it...
User avatar #88 to #83 - baconofdoom (08/20/2012) [-]
...Starship Troopers. D:
User avatar #104 to #83 - hattaz ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
The Last Emperor.... **** me ._.
User avatar #113 to #83 - ifonlyicould (08/20/2012) [-]
The guy with the 12 inch cock, good film
#138 to #113 - calderman (08/20/2012) [-]
how gay are you for watching that?
User avatar #160 to #138 - derpycheezenizle (08/20/2012) [-]
Just a thought, but what if ifonlyicould is a straight girl?
#164 to #160 - calderman (08/20/2012) [-]
then now that straight girl is a guy with a 12 inch cock...
User avatar #169 to #164 - derpycheezenizle (08/20/2012) [-]
the name of the movie was "the guy with the 12 inch cock". Im saying that a girl watched it.
#174 to #169 - calderman (08/20/2012) [-]
i understand. but now that girl's life story is the guy with the 12 inch cock.
User avatar #177 to #174 - derpycheezenizle (08/20/2012) [-]
oh **** ......Transgender?
#178 to #177 - calderman (08/20/2012) [-]
unless ifonlyicould is a guy then we should really question their taste in movies
User avatar #181 to #178 - derpycheezenizle (08/20/2012) [-]
so if he/she is a guy then we shouldn't question?..........alrighty
#186 to #181 - calderman (08/20/2012) [-]
oops, was supposed to be a comma in there! i meant the opposite!
User avatar #190 to #186 - derpycheezenizle (08/20/2012) [-]
.........................................oh
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User avatar #132 to #83 - bloodofwar (08/20/2012) [-]
Project X **** yeah
#145 to #83 - ismet (08/20/2012) [-]
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight
#193 to #83 - machetewarrior (08/20/2012) [-]
Zack and Miri make a porno..... not bad
#91 to #83 - mrusername (08/20/2012) [-]
Fight Club... I now have an awesome alter ego :D
#106 to #83 - AkatsukiNekoJr (08/20/2012) [-]
Spirited Away.   
No-Face stop eating!
Spirited Away.
No-Face stop eating!
#212 to #106 - inathecold (08/20/2012) [-]
I see your Leo & Satan gif. And raise you another. Only one I have sadly.
I see your Leo & Satan gif. And raise you another. Only one I have sadly.
#147 to #83 - BLaZinGFurY (08/20/2012) [-]
I am apparently the chosen one.
#118 to #83 - boomdady (08/20/2012) [-]
Jackass?...   
   
			****
Jackass?...

****
User avatar #206 to #118 - demonmaster (08/20/2012) [-]
good luck
#134 to #83 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
Hitch- late and my ma had remote but hey i get to marry and consequentially **** Eva Mendes for the rest of my life. So i guess in a sense im **** outta my mind. and i love it...

Eat your heart out funnyjunk ;-P
User avatar #125 to #83 - kurttster (08/20/2012) [-]
Hunger Games D:
User avatar #90 to #83 - anonkneemouse (08/20/2012) [-]
21 Jump Street...

**** yeah!
User avatar #108 to #83 - Lostdemon (08/20/2012) [-]
Dinosaur: well i get to push rocks around and ****
#85 to #83 - shenro (08/20/2012) [-]
being brought back to life after getting eaten by a kraken? awesome
being brought back to life after getting eaten by a kraken? awesome
#98 to #83 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
Chronicle
User avatar #100 to #98 - challengefailed (08/20/2012) [-]
Aliens; completely ******
User avatar #213 to #83 - bizzarenight (08/20/2012) [-]
Euro Trip...
#116 to #83 - megusters (08/20/2012) [-]
Brazzers: The Movie, I'm very ****** .
User avatar #208 to #116 - demonmaster (08/20/2012) [-]
didn;t know they had a movie....
#204 to #83 - swisscheesegrater (08/20/2012) [-]
Lagann-Hen, this make me happy
Lagann-Hen, this make me happy
#238 to #83 - awesumjjman (08/20/2012) [-]
Friday the 13th
User avatar #203 to #83 - funnywizzard (08/20/2012) [-]
Expendables 2 SUCK IT!!!!
User avatar #185 to #83 - zoket (08/20/2012) [-]
Mr and Mrs. Smith, I'm surprisingly okay with this.
User avatar #199 to #83 - afriendlyanon (08/20/2012) [-]
The Expendables 2, not sure if good or bad.
User avatar #162 to #83 - ladymarmalade (08/20/2012) [-]
the Lorax :D
#180 to #83 - zzzbrabbitzzz (08/20/2012) [-]
the fifth element
the fifth element
User avatar #139 to #83 - thederpestest (08/20/2012) [-]
Napoleon Dynamite. damn.
User avatar #124 to #83 - sacredmagic (08/20/2012) [-]
Hitch. Hell yeah!
#127 to #83 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
The avengers I think?
Well, thank god I live in the unimportant suburbs. No chance of an alien invasion or some thing like that killing me.
#122 to #83 - jasonbandicoot (08/20/2012) [-]
Wall-E, i'm not sure how I feel about this
Wall-E, i'm not sure how I feel about this
User avatar #120 to #83 - benjamino (08/20/2012) [-]
TDKR. **** yeah.

Wait...MUM!
User avatar #117 to #83 - imagicialotv (08/20/2012) [-]
Taken... **** .
User avatar #112 to #83 - amadeuseap (08/20/2012) [-]
the expendables, nice
User avatar #111 to #83 - eddiethead (08/20/2012) [-]
Starship Troopers. More meat for the grinders!
User avatar #107 to #83 - volc (08/20/2012) [-]
National treasure 2. Well, im gonna get rich
#96 to #83 - thereasonableperso (08/20/2012) [-]
"the mist" im very ******
#102 to #83 - ISRjustgun (08/20/2012) [-]
THE AMAZING ******* SPIDER MAN.
Why couldn't this post have showed up after I saw the avengers?!
User avatar #93 to #83 - smuckingfart (08/20/2012) [-]
Puss in Boots..... .__.
User avatar #89 to #83 - arcticvenom ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
diary of a wimpy kid
**** , my dad forced me to it instead of the dark knight....
#87 to #83 - stereotypicalasian (08/20/2012) [-]
Zombieland.
I'm pretty ****** actually.
#224 to #87 - negritude (08/20/2012) [-]
by witchita
by witchita
User avatar #86 to #83 - dzamie (08/20/2012) [-]
How To Train Your Dragon.
My me remains ******** .
#207 to #83 - whodeargaydear (08/20/2012) [-]
Batman - Dark Knight   
   
As long as I'm the Joker, I'm good with that.
Batman - Dark Knight

As long as I'm the Joker, I'm good with that.
#94 to #83 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
id tell you, but i cant talk about it
#228 - exwife (08/20/2012) [-]
Who has these parents, seriously. Only in The Twilight Zone would this be a scenario i'd find my self in with my parents
Who has these parents, seriously. Only in The Twilight Zone would this be a scenario i'd find my self in with my parents
User avatar #294 to #228 - kilonoa ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
I liked your spin on the top comment you bundle of sticks
#248 to #228 - vixq (08/20/2012) [-]
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#209 - ninjaretoast (08/20/2012) [-]
He says that like 5 hours is a bad thing.
He says that like 5 hours is a bad thing.
#92 - tonythetiger (08/20/2012) [-]
**tonythetiger rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at When I see content hating 9gag.... **
#99 to #92 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
Whoever thumbed that down is gay.
#109 to #99 - avaratia (08/20/2012) [-]
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
User avatar #69 - ThaJewBoy (08/20/2012) [-]
>Go to school with 30 minutes of sleep
>Sleep in all classes
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User avatar #263 to #262 - exotic (08/20/2012) [-]
Lol.
User avatar #271 to #263 - demideus (08/20/2012) [-]
why did you delete your post up there?
User avatar #272 to #271 - exotic (08/20/2012) [-]
Posted it on the wrong content
User avatar #274 to #272 - demideus (08/20/2012) [-]
scroll up and see what i posted! you could of had all the thumbs! the irony!
User avatar #283 to #274 - thebreech (08/20/2012) [-]
Bragging about your thumb count and now you have -2
Yes, the irony...
User avatar #284 to #283 - thebreech (08/20/2012) [-]
*and falling
User avatar #288 to #284 - demideus (08/20/2012) [-]
well they didnt know how to follow direactions. exotic posted ponies and was bout to get thumbs but he deleted it. so the image was a flop. it worked a few times before but i guess people dont know how to read these days
#103 to #97 - hattaz ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
Why hello Ms.Dawson
#129 to #126 - hattaz ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
Hey Britney, I know we ended roughly but I would really like to treat you a dinner, so how about it?
Hey Britney, I know we ended roughly but I would really like to treat you a dinner, so how about it?
#133 to #130 - hattaz ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
Oh hey Mindy, you've really matured since the last time we met.   
   
(Damn i'm running out of 			****		 to say)
Oh hey Mindy, you've really matured since the last time we met.

(Damn i'm running out of **** to say)
User avatar #137 to #133 - sonicwind (08/20/2012) [-]
pick or roll a # between 1 and 1126
User avatar #140 to #137 - hattaz ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
464
#148 to #142 - hattaz ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
Well Shani, I've forgotten how kinky you were!
User avatar #154 to #148 - sonicwind (08/20/2012) [-]
**sonicwind rolls 957**
#156 to #154 - sonicwind (08/20/2012) [-]
some aren't as good as others
User avatar #143 to #137 - ismet (08/20/2012) [-]
**ismet rolls 586**
#150 to #146 - ismet (08/20/2012) [-]
You have 1126 of these?
You have 1126 of these?
#152 to #150 - sonicwind (08/20/2012) [-]
that would be madness, but yes.
#165 to #152 - fizzor (08/20/2012) [-]
I must say, good sir, that is quite the ******* accomplishment.
#182 to #167 - fizzor (08/20/2012) [-]
Well. It's been a good time on here, but I have errands to take care of. Errands which require my full concentration.
User avatar #183 to #182 - sonicwind (08/20/2012) [-]
**sonicwind rolls 135**
#155 to #152 - ismet (08/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #157 to #155 - sonicwind (08/20/2012) [-]
**sonicwind rolls 759**
#188 - fangdusk (08/20/2012) [-]
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