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#33 - pariahlol (08/20/2012) [-]
>work at an amusement park
>new soundtrack for the ride I work at
>Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Joan Jett, classic Rock songs such as Renegade by Styx and whatnot on it
>Douchebaggy kids walk up to me at one point
>They're both wearing "gangsta clothes" and one has a nicki minaj shirt mixed in
> start being assholes on the ride
>they both try to leave their lapbars up as high as possible too
>I (checking bars) get to them and they say...
>"Don't you hate your soundtrack? It's **** " (Bohemian Rhapsody is playing)
>stare into their souls
>utter a very quiet no
>Then with the force of a thousand dying suns, slam all my weight on their lapbars
>Sickening crash as metal smashes into leg
>Both scream like bitches
>Send the train with them in horrible pain
>Feelsgood.jpg

True story
User avatar #192 to #33 - notslenderman (08/21/2012) [-]
>used to work at amusement park
> Gangsta child in gangsta clothes walks up to me
> he says "The rides here are kids rides. I hate big rides though. Also what song is this playing?"
>Tell him it is The Beatles.
> "That's gay. I like Nicki Minaj. " he says.
> Lead him to big ride
> he says "No, you faggot, I don't like large rides."
> push him into seat
> put his seat belt on
> " No! You **** head! I hate fast coasters!"
> too ******* bad
>let the ride go
>watch him scream as train goes on big drop and loop de loops
> I am terrible but that felt good
User avatar #154 to #33 - haveagoodone (08/20/2012) [-]
>Friends and I decide to visit amusement park
>Just minding our own business walking around and decide to go on this joyful ride
>Notice the attendant staring us up and judging us by the clothes we have to wear to feel like we fit in
>Just having a great time telling jokes and stories of old before the ride
>Havn't pulled the bar down yet
>Asswipe attendant comes over to remind us to put our bar down
>Try and make casual conversation with him as he looks gloomy
>Make fun of this high pitched song playing with many contrasting section
>Attendant stares into our souls and says that infact he does not hate the song
>Suddenly out of nowhere he grabs the bar and slams it into our knees making us both scream in shock and pain
>can't remove bar as it has locked it, ride starts
>came home with fractured knee
>asshole attendant was laughing the whole time
>asshole hates us for difference in musical preference

>feelsbadman.jpg
#183 to #154 - pariahlol (08/20/2012) [-]
forgot to add these ones
>just throwing **** and people and whatnot
>pulled lapbar down just one click cause we're cool like that
>we've been on the ride like 5 other times doing this
>just havin fun harrassing normal people
>we also like dick
#184 to #183 - pariahlol (08/20/2012) [-]
*at people
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#82 to #33 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
so, basically, you were cruel with 2 boys because you didnt like how their clothes and didnt listen to the music you listen
you are such a mature person
#182 to #82 - pariahlol (08/20/2012) [-]
and because they were being assholes, and breaking rules. They had their lapbars all the way up, they had been throwing pop cans at people earlier, and they kept harassing guests.
#74 to #33 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
I can't really deal with most classic rock. It's just like, everything they' were trying to do or express back then has been done and surpassed now.
Queen though, I can get down to some queen.
That doesn't mean you're not a complete faggot, pariahlol.
>They have different musical preferences than I do
>Better cause them physical harm

Faggot.
#179 to #74 - pariahlol (08/20/2012) [-]
they were also being assholes on the ride, breaking rules, harrassing guests, and being complete cunts. Shut your hole
#61 to #33 - seratyo ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
#95 to #61 - Lawlor (08/20/2012) [-]
aaaand I've banked that gif into my David Mitchell folder.   
   
I honestly believe I'm the only person on FJ with a David Mitchell folder.
aaaand I've banked that gif into my David Mitchell folder.

I honestly believe I'm the only person on FJ with a David Mitchell folder.
#189 to #95 - auesis ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
Nope, I do too.
Nope, I do too.
#100 to #95 - seratyo ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
I have a Mitchell and Webb look folder, but that's it.
I have a Mitchell and Webb look folder, but that's it.
User avatar #102 to #100 - Lawlor (08/20/2012) [-]
Close enough!
Mind sharing a few gifs on my profile? I'd appreciate it!

Most of my gifs are from Would I Lie To You?.
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#45 to #33 - notafunnyguy ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
> people dont like the same music as me
> violently throw a fit and attempt to cause them harm or frustration
#185 to #45 - kouzan (08/20/2012) [-]
Related.
#181 to #45 - pariahlol (08/20/2012) [-]
They were throwing pop cans off the ride earlier that day, and they were harassing guests.
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#77 to #45 - deletedmyaccount (08/20/2012) [-]
Eh. It's safer than leaving the lap bar up. I mean, **** , they could have flown right the **** out because they decided it'd be more fun. Sure, he over reacted a little, but it's still a good idea to lower the damn thing.
User avatar #63 to #45 - ost (08/20/2012) [-]
>People being general douchebags
>Proceed to insult awesome music
They deserved an ass whoopin'
User avatar #57 to #45 - vanquishyjs (08/20/2012) [-]
too bad what they like doesn't count as music
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