BALL SCRATCHA. Found on interwebs hope it havent been posted b4 ENJOY and look at tags. probably because they don' t have balls to scratch,,,. OP is obviously not a guy. It's pinch and roll, dammit. PINCH. AND ROLL. i lied
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#2 - struttndatass (08/19/2012) [-]
OP is obviously not a guy. It's pinch and roll, dammit.   
PINCH. AND ROLL.
OP is obviously not a guy. It's pinch and roll, dammit.
PINCH. AND ROLL.
#120 to #2 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
who pinches their balls, that would hurt like hell. rub is a more accurate verb.
#123 to #2 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
Stretch and scratch? No?
#29 to #2 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
You're comment is going places
#47 to #29 - otterbro (08/20/2012) [-]
"You are comment is going places"
User avatar #66 to #47 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
**** !
I didn't notice that.
Forgive me Grammar Nazi, For I have sinned.
User avatar #116 to #66 - otterbro (08/20/2012) [-]
Np, i just wanted to use the picture of sunny.
#109 - newmemebringsjoy (08/20/2012) [-]
Was the "true story" even necessary in the slightest?
User avatar #119 - twatmissile (08/20/2012) [-]
I dont really scratch my balls, its more like a pinch and roll.
#112 - suponion (08/20/2012) [-]
relevant
User avatar #23 - hyrule (08/20/2012) [-]
>Wake up
>Scratch balls
>Rub eyes
>" **** , wrong order"
>Take a shower
>Get out
>Dry balls and pubes
>Dry hair
>" **** me"
#121 to #23 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
You're really that grossed out by your own balls?
That's not healthy man.
#49 to #23 - nubbyn (08/20/2012) [-]
Well, what was the point of the shower if your balls and pubes arent clean still?
#16 - ranchochupacabra (08/20/2012) [-]
well they do have balls to scratch..........in their eyes.........maybe thats why they rub them.....
well they do have balls to scratch..........in their eyes.........maybe thats why they rub them.....
#53 - escapedfromkitchen (08/20/2012) [-]
Or maybe beacause you have lots of **** in your eyes in the morning...
User avatar #111 to #53 - gameshredder (08/20/2012) [-]
what if you have lots on **** in your balls in the morning too?...
#105 - manthisshitisflute (08/20/2012) [-]
I do both, some times in an unhealthy order
#35 - swittig (08/20/2012) [-]
Ball scratcha!
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User avatar #37 to #36 - swittig (08/20/2012) [-]
no ****
User avatar #38 to #37 - deltoraquest ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
wait wait wait wai...wha...i didnt see...the post...how the...
#8 - fantasticopposum (08/20/2012) [-]
As a guy i also like to rub my eyes along with scratching my balls.


but i rub my eyes before scratching my balls.
User avatar #104 - pharoahemonch (08/20/2012) [-]
I do both - very important to get the order right though
User avatar #21 - carchariasthefurry (08/20/2012) [-]
How the **** is this a true story?

Did you ask a girl why she rubbed her eyes in the morning and she told you this? What the **** ?
User avatar #44 - dollydagger (08/20/2012) [-]
The term "scratch your balls" is incorrect, it's more of a pinch and roll :)
#46 to #44 - heldor (08/20/2012) [-]
so true
so true
#110 - happyflowerkid (08/20/2012) [-]
**happyflowerkid rolled a random image posted in comment #319 at Fuck you Apple ** what i do in the morning
#106 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
Who just asks a question like that?
Who just asks a question like that?
#25 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
this joke is older than the internet just sayin <,<   
   
kinda related
this joke is older than the internet just sayin <,<

kinda related
#1 - wackaboom (08/19/2012) [-]
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#107 - thewaftingwario (08/20/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHA!! Noooope!! I'm a guy who rubs every morning his eyes!.....wait.....WHAT!?!
User avatar #117 to #107 - eddiethead (08/20/2012) [-]
Then I'm afraid....You have no balls sir. I'm sorry, there is no cure.
User avatar #118 to #117 - thewaftingwario (08/20/2012) [-]
I'M SO DOOMED!!
#48 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
That wasn't even a ******* story at all.
User avatar #15 - WhattheNorris (08/20/2012) [-]
Girls enjoy a good pikachu scratch in the morning, they just don't do it in front of you.
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