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#47 - niggles
Reply +20
(08/20/2012) [-]
Except when your parents walk in your room right as you're starting a fap session and the page doesn't load and you have time to exit out. Only then do you have my permission to be slow.
#53 to #47 - byposted
Reply +4
(08/20/2012) [-]
We found a cure. Perhaps you should try locking your ******* door.
#80 to #53 - anon
Reply 0
(08/20/2012) [-]
because nobody's parents could possibly find that suspicious
#54 to #53 - jeroylenkins
Reply +2
(08/20/2012) [-]
Not everyone's bedroom door has a lock.   
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Not everyone's bedroom door has a lock.
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#55 to #54 - byposted
Reply -8
(08/20/2012) [-]
You should probably go get one installed
#57 to #55 - jeroylenkins
Reply +6
(08/20/2012) [-]
That would be suspicious as ****. If you lived at home and had a brand new lock on your door your parents would think, "Yep, hes masturbating. I'll knock anyway."
#60 to #57 - byposted
Reply -6
(08/20/2012) [-]
By getting it installed, I meant through the express consent of your parents. They will understand your need for privacy.

Ask them about it, if they ask why, say that you don't want anybody coming in when your changing and etc. Fapping doesn't even have to be mentioned, make something up.
#117 to #60 - psychodreadnought ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/20/2012) [-]
or you could go in the bathroom? im sure there is a lock there
#65 to #60 - jeroylenkins
Reply +3
(08/20/2012) [-]
K.