Burn. . Atheists Worship him who made the heavens, the earth, the sea and the springs of water In reply to Lauren clearer. 1 Timothy 2: 12 I do not permit a wom Burn Atheists Worship him who made the heavens earth sea and springs of water In reply to Lauren clearer 1 Timothy 2: 12 I do not permit a wom
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Atheists Worship him who made
the heavens, the earth, the sea and
the springs of water
In reply to Lauren clearer.
1 Timothy 2: 12
I do not permit a woman to teach
or to assume authority over a man;
she must be quiet.
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#2 - nocta
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#79 to #44 - theplankof
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Its a 10+ year old movie!!!
#9 to #2 - mrgusti
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i am literally watching this scene
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#54 to #2 - derpyhuman
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Please don't murder me with red thumbs, but what is this from?
#61 to #54 - slyve
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Shaving Ryans Privates.
#90 to #61 - eldinarcus
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I don't know why I find this so funny.
#73 to #61 - slippythetoad
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I can't stop laughing to this xD
#58 to #54 - IshimelofSomewhere
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gone with the wind
#130 to #54 - wastelandgunner ONLINE
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Tom and Jerry
#56 to #54 - WheresMyAccount
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#266 to #54 - sacker
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Battletoads.
#249 to #54 - jasonoro
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MLP
#224 - randomlyici
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#225 to #224 - randomlyici
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#117 - xtnega ONLINE
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Do remember that the Bible was translated from Hebrew, an example being 'be quiet' can also be, and has been, translated to 'be peaceful'
Also, a quick copy-paste:

'Paul then abruptly changes from the godly men and women (plural) to the singular form of woman and man and deals with a problem of false teaching and a false teacher.
Before Paul gives the prohibition, he gives the solution to one of the problems in the church. Paul instructs that “a woman” is to be given the opportunity to learn. This identifies the problem that she is not one of the deceivers, but one of the deceived. Paul never educates the deceivers - he names them, exposes them and shuns them. His solution to deception is education in sound doctrine and he never ever identifies the deceived.
Paul tells Timothy that he is not allowing “a woman” to teach or authenteo “a man”. It is out of context to even consider that Paul is here stopping godly women from teaching correct biblical doctrine. In context the prohibition can only be the stopping of false doctrine and stopping a false teacher. (1 Tim. 2:12)
We know this is false teaching that is being stopped because Timothy’s mandate to stop the teachers was only for false teachers. Also in the example given later of why the teaching is to be stopped, Paul ties the prohibition into the example of the first deceived woman (1 Tim. 2:14)'

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One wall of text later, I hope you are all at least a bit more informed about this verse.
#191 to #117 - ireclamation
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#248 to #117 - waaw
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All the important things you said were true, but Timothy came from a form of Greek. Only the Old Testament was originally in Hebrew, and even some of that was in Aramaic.
#129 to #117 - peapodsarecool
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You sir, just dropped som.e serious knowledge. You deserve this shirt.
#155 to #129 - anon
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Knowledge? He literally states that he is copying and then pasting this. How is copying something knowledge? I guess I'm a ******* genius because I can search for something on Google.
#172 to #155 - pooflinger
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I highly doubt he just stumbled upon that link.

He clearly understood the scripture.
#171 to #155 - peapodsarecool
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Who says knowledge is completely original? I'd argue some more, but you're not worth it caurse you're an anon faggot. But in all honesty, I do hope you enjoy the rest of your time here on funnyjunk.
#183 to #171 - anon
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I'm not saying knowledge must be "original". There is a difference from being intelligent, and knowing how to copy and paste something. Intelligence comes from being able to draw your own conclusions, not repeating what was said. Stephen Hawking isn't considered a genius because he can read notes written by Albert Einstein.
#199 to #183 - peapodsarecool
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I guess I'll bite, anon. But really, you're confusing intelligence and knowledge. I never called him smart. I simply meant that what he showed had serious intellectual consequences. So I thought he deserved a cool T-shirt. But your point is a valid one, So I give you this as a reward.
#53 - boch
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Your phones going to die soon
#152 - Tyranitar
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You know, except for a few people deliberately trying to start a *********, I've never seen a Christian, or someone of any religion for that matter, shoving religion down someone's throat. (excluding the WBC, but they barely qualify as human beings)   
   
And, saying this knowing I'll get thumbed down for speaking against the popular opinion on the internet, I've seen many, MANY atheists shoving their disbelief down the throats of others. Once a church near my home had a parking lot full of atheist protestors, badgering and yelling at those trying to go in, even telling children that their parents are horrible people for trying to take them to a church.   
   
Just saying, some atheists are becoming just as extreme as the overly religious folks they complain about.
You know, except for a few people deliberately trying to start a *********, I've never seen a Christian, or someone of any religion for that matter, shoving religion down someone's throat. (excluding the WBC, but they barely qualify as human beings)

And, saying this knowing I'll get thumbed down for speaking against the popular opinion on the internet, I've seen many, MANY atheists shoving their disbelief down the throats of others. Once a church near my home had a parking lot full of atheist protestors, badgering and yelling at those trying to go in, even telling children that their parents are horrible people for trying to take them to a church.

Just saying, some atheists are becoming just as extreme as the overly religious folks they complain about.
#173 to #152 - anon
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I guess some us think it's our turn to start yelling at them. Seeing as how Christianity oppressed the entire world for centuries.
#208 to #173 - anon
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so you are not any better than them, same story
#187 to #152 - fukkentyranitar
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Thank you for the comment my good sir.
#211 to #152 - anon
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soon enough we might see atheist blow up churches and kill religious people because they devolve humanity according to revelation told by their saint such as dawkin
#167 to #152 - fillyfel [OP]
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Thanks for pointing out the double standard. There are extremists in every belief system, whether it be atheist, polytheistic, or monotheistic. even buddhists are carrying out a state sponsored ethnic cleansing in Burma right now. the world, unfortunately, is a very ****** up place   
   
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Thanks for pointing out the double standard. There are extremists in every belief system, whether it be atheist, polytheistic, or monotheistic. even buddhists are carrying out a state sponsored ethnic cleansing in Burma right now. the world, unfortunately, is a very ****** up place

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#158 to #152 - Nullifier
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Extremists will always exist, but I ask you this:

If atheists are so bad, how come Atheistzilla never attacked Tokyo?
#170 to #158 - Tyranitar
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Because Atheistzilla doesn't believe in Tokyo?
#175 to #170 - Nullifier
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...That response was pure gold
#83 - liberator
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Why must it come to this every damn time a religion post comes up? Can't we all just laugh at the joke instead of arguing in circles about the bible?
#212 - nucularwar
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(08/20/2012) [-]
there should be an 11th amendment, don't be an asshole
#227 to #212 - sixty
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There's already an 11th amendment
The judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by citizens of another state, or by citizens or subjects of any foreign state.
#228 to #227 - nucularwar
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**** i meant 11th commandment... time for bed for me, been awake too long
#179 - rickjbucci
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I'm Christian....and want to defend the bible...   
   
but...I also like making fun of women....   
   
MFW I cant decide whats better.
I'm Christian....and want to defend the bible...

but...I also like making fun of women....

MFW I cant decide whats better.
#210 to #179 - Kamesakke
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Dude, I'm not a Christian. But I believe if you feel the need to make a verbal defense of your scriptures, then go ahead, man. I'm all for it.
#230 to #210 - rickjbucci
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I dont really know if i feel the NEED, just want. you guys can believe what you want, the same way i believe what i want. I cant talk you, or anyone else into Christianity any more than i can talk my bills into being paid.



YFW you meet a sensible Christian.
#257 to #230 - Kamesakke
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Dude, I'm not closed minded. I know plenty. I'm just saying, if you had to say something, I'd want you to say it.
#185 - fortehlulzing
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Yet again, I will say this...I've said it before, I'll say it again...when you wanna know something about the Bible, don't ask a Christian, ask an atheist.
#204 to #185 - anon
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#192 to #185 - latinotornado
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No im sorry thats not true. Theirs ignorance on BOTH sides. If you wanna know something about the bible, look into it for yourself.
#195 to #192 - zonedguru
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well said
#202 to #195 - latinotornado
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Thank you
#233 to #192 - anon
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just like your ignorance of the words there and their?
#201 to #192 - anon
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Maybe but christians are meant to know the bible well so it's worse for them to be ignorant
#205 to #201 - latinotornado
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nooo its not worse. whats worse "I believe in a religion that im still learning about, and maybe through time I will love it more" ooorrr "I dont know **** about that religion but its stupid and the people who believe in it are stupid because I dont know why" haha
#209 to #205 - fortehlulzing
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Also, please don't think that I know nothing about the Bible. I do know quite a bit about it. I'm no pastor, but I know enough to respectfully disagree with Christianity.
#198 to #192 - fortehlulzing
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I can understand that. Sorry, it's just an old quote I heard years ago, and it...idk. I like it, even though it is a little skewed. It isn't always true though, I agree.
#203 to #198 - latinotornado
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Well thank you for being polite haha
#194 - Schwarzenegger
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Mfw I'm a Christian but still found this funny
#215 to #194 - evictedone
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Good sense of humor, man. Anyone who can take a personal blow against them and laugh about it deserves respect for it. :)
#226 to #215 - Schwarzenegger
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I've learned to laugh at myself. Life's a lot easier when you can. :)