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new 'viii" 7: 40 PM ma"
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Hope you' re having a
lovely clay! (l
Feb 8, 2011 we PM
Feb 8, 2011 7: 30 PM
Because I value our
friendship too much. And
because I' m scared that
the friction from our hip
bones may spark the
apocalypse
...
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#16 - samyea (08/19/2012) [-]
Friendzoned to save the world
User avatar #72 - atbhcedgeafmge (08/20/2012) [+] (26 replies)
You know what gets old? Friendzone posts and comments.

Bring on the red thumbs, I don't give a **** . If you're friendzoned and you're complaining about it, get off the computer and put some ******* effort into getting that girl instead of being a spineless, no-balls bitch. And plus, if you know for a fact that the girl might not like you because she doesn't find you physically attractive, then maybe she's not worth your time because she's ******* shallow. If she just values your friendship too much, or claims such, then PROVE to her you're worth it. Or maybe just cherish the friendship and look elsewhere.

tl;dr Grow some balls, think about your life, and then complain if it doesn't work out with that girl who "friendzones" you. It's pathetic and I'm sick of seeing it. You can express your opinion, of course, but **** it's annoying to read.
#3 - jimmytwoshoes (08/19/2012) [-]
well this would be the next alternative i guess...
#31 - skuzzlebutt (08/19/2012) [+] (8 replies)
what about anal?
#66 - maddoctor (08/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**maddoctor rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at modern parenting ** <------ My reaction to this post
#40 - SirPrize (08/19/2012) [-]
I almost wouldn't mind getting friendzoned that way
#1 - jimmytwoshoes (08/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
just tell her this...
#49 - bbcjb (08/19/2012) [-]
#140 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (08/20/2012) [-]
Apocalypse zoned...gif unrelated
Apocalypse zoned...gif unrelated
#93 - boxrocker (08/20/2012) [+] (29 replies)
Alrighty funnyjunk, all this crap about the friendzone is annoying as hell. If you want a girlfriend, get off your ass and do something about it, stop whining and complaining. Chances are the chick who friendzoned you is good as a friend but not good to be your girlfriend, and either way the only way to find out is to stop obsessing and get a life

Look guys, it's possible if you just quit moping and start trying.

Here's my own example from a few months ago:

>Be in high school
>Friendzoned for the past 5 years
>Kind of a loser, only a few friends
>Life is kinda ****
>Every girl I've ever liked since 6th grade ends up with some douche
>Move on, try to find different girl
>Go out to the mall with this couple who are both my friends
>They introduce me to a friend of theirs
>Ask her to the dance after having just met her (why the **** not?)
>Says yes
>Keep seeing her every week afterwards
>1 month later making out on the roof
>Becomes my first girlfriend
#24 - iizsimon (08/19/2012) [+] (8 replies)
That was on 4chan yesterday. What the 						****					, OP?
That was on 4chan yesterday. What the **** , OP?
#28 to #24 - xtrmbragnrytz (08/19/2012) [-]
Everything from 4chan gets posted here
#142 - skulldan ONLINE (08/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**skulldan rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Mom logic ** what would happen if they had sex
#69 - friendzones (08/20/2012) [-]
There's too much content on FJ about me
#48 - tonythetiger (08/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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**tonythetiger rolled a random image posted in comment #48876 at MLP Friendly Board **
#43 - minimoe (08/19/2012) [-]
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#56 - drocha (08/20/2012) [-]
woah
woah
User avatar #37 - projectnero (08/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why block out their name, it's not like we're super hackers and by looking at the name on a fake conversation we can instantly gather information about said person?
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