United. like anonymous. or not.. Some people have no idea what it' s like, to wake up every single day, and spend morning, noon and night busting your ass playi
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like anonymous.

or not.

Some people have no idea what it' s like, to wake up
every single day, and spend morning, noon and night
busting your ******* ass playing a video game and
not getting paid for it. Watching dozens of people
throughtout the month coming in and out of your
home, being entertained by your superior skills
and yet still offering no money. Unlocking achievement
after achievement as I sacrifice sleep and my physical
health. Defeating people all over the world with my
masterful coordination, only to be labelled
a "loser". Though I will die young from obesity, heart
failure or possibly diabetes, I shall be remembered as a
modern day margit, who devoted their life to pointless
victories and unappreciated accomplishments. Someone
who chose not to take a job away from someone by
having one. Someone who chose not to take a home away
from someone by still living with my parents. Someone
who lived off of Ramen, microwave burritos and hot pockets
so that others could enjoy the finer meals in life. I took nothing
and I gave all for your mere amusement. Thousands of kids
with no friends or social life, who would have had nobody to
play against if it were not for the generous giving of my time.
lam a gamer. A vicarious adventurer, who will die a forgotten hero.
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#5 - elwhopper (08/19/2012) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN A 						*******					 MEDAL!!!
GIVE THIS MAN A ******* MEDAL!!!
#1 - sexualness (08/18/2012) [-]
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#7 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
I'm a pretty big gamer myself, but I really don't think busting my balls playing video games all day really deserves anything. Seriously, it just makes me help the economy fractionally buy buying games, and is it really good that their are friendless kids who don't have a social life glued to a TV screen, rather than go outside and actually talk to people?
#6 - lazylazarus (08/19/2012) [-]
**** keeps me going
#4 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
I feel ya bro.
#3 - krippledkid (08/18/2012) [-]
well said. i appreciate you.
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