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#609 - neokun (08/19/2012) [-]
Aww... How cute.
#660 to #609 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
Having 300% enhanced reflexes wouldn't give him that much advantage.

Reflexes are involuntary actions. Therefore, his dodging skills aren't improved by 300%. The only advantage is that he can contract his abdominal muscles 3 times faster when hit (muscle defense reflex) but why does he need that with his armor?
User avatar #613 to #609 - pidgeon (08/19/2012) [-]
Snake would fuck him up.
User avatar #637 to #613 - ninjabunnygo (08/19/2012) [-]
not really is you go by the lore he master chief reflexes 300% better, vision and muscles enhanced,bones made virtually unbreakable,average running speeds of 55 km/h or 34.2 mph and the ability to lift over 3 times there weight which improves over time so yeah master chief = awesome
User avatar #618 to #613 - theshadowguys (08/19/2012) [-]
Sorry to disagree with you sir but i think in an actual situation master chief would win. It is only logical because 'The Chief' as most call him has armor and shield barriers and has been trained to fight since childhood. Though snake would put up a damn good fight.
User avatar #623 to #618 - pidgeon (08/19/2012) [-]
Snake destroyed a tank single handily, so I don't think armor is that important. Snake is a master in stealth and cqc and a weapons expert, he was created to be the perfect soilder, I'm sorry but no way.
User avatar #671 to #623 - ninjabunnygo (08/19/2012) [-]
=p i think master chief could pick up a tank and smash another tank with it
#657 to #623 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (08/19/2012) [-]
Dude, I love Snake, but saying that he could solo the Chief is retarded. Especially considering that the Spartans were initially trained as covert ops and wetwork, not frontline units. What I'm saying is that John and Snake are trained in a similar manner - it's just that the Chief's training is more extensive, and he was the top 0.001% of the population intellectually, physically and mentally even before they started fucking with his physiology and genes. Also, Snake's camo suit is redundant considering that MJOLNIR armour makes spotting stealthed Elites a piece of piss, and they're supposed to be functionally invisible. A more interesting question would be what sort of fuckery they would cause if they worked together...
User avatar #682 to #657 - pidgeon (08/19/2012) [-]
I still think if we were playing a game and I was Snake and you were The Chief that I would beat you though.
#688 to #682 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (08/19/2012) [-]
Might want to look up the caliber of the chief's standard rifle first, as well as read a couple of books that detail exactly what his suit uplink does in-canon. Then again, Snake could still win if he was enough of a sneaky fuck.
User avatar #690 to #688 - pidgeon (08/19/2012) [-]
Snake has rations and a cardboard box.
User avatar #665 to #657 - pidgeon (08/19/2012) [-]
Fair enough, I accept that.
User avatar #633 to #623 - revansfirst (08/19/2012) [-]
Have you read the books from the Halo series? Master Chief/s reaction speed is way higher than that of a human. Not to mention he weighs over 500 Lbs. one punch from the Chief could send Snake flying. Also with Chief's speed Snake would have a hard time defending himself. Chief would win.
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User avatar #626 to #623 - theshadowguys (08/19/2012) [-]
You forget the shields and the fact that he has a best friend the arbiter. They are about equally matched. In any case i believe if they did fight the world would end in an epic explosion because Price was camping on a hill and noscoped both of them. They would be the perfect team.
User avatar #614 to #613 - neokun (08/19/2012) [-]
No he wouldn't. Masterchief has armor.
User avatar #621 to #614 - ZeBigD (08/19/2012) [-]
Armor, you say?
#647 to #620 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (08/19/2012) [-]
Fuck your mary-sue grey knight faggots. You need some Krieg adamantium balls up in this shit - when they see a greater daemon or whatever they don't start chanting and shit, they AFFIX BAYONETS, unpin their grenades and gut the motherfucker.
User avatar #658 to #647 - ZeBigD (08/19/2012) [-]
Do I look like I give a shit about your faggot cancerous STD guardsmen? I was talking about armor, not some shitty kevlar made out of plastic.
#661 to #658 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (08/19/2012) [-]
The bodies of their fallen brothers makes for pretty good cover IMO. and they ain't diseased, they're actually technically some of the healthiest fuckers in the Imperium, what with spending their lives in hazmat suits and being genetically engineered to resist radiation and pathogens. Besides, I just have a hatred for what the GKs have become in the past few editions - they went from kind of cool daemon hunters to "WE ARE THE BESTEST CHAPTER EVER OUR GENE-SEED COMES FROM THE EMPRAH AND WE CAN NEVER EVER BE DEFEATED BECAUSE OF PLOT ARMOUR." That and they're kind of broken against newbie players (i.e. psyflemen lists) because you have to be learned on their mechanics really rather well to beat them consistently.
User avatar #663 to #661 - ZeBigD (08/19/2012) [-]
I agree with you, GKs aren't really all that great. like I said, I only gave an example of a better armor than what Masthurr Chief has, I did not specifically point at a Grey Knight.
#666 to #663 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (08/19/2012) [-]
Ah fair enough. What about this guy, Ashmantle? Forged by Primarch Vulkan himself, probably the toughest armour in the 40k universe lore-wise.
User avatar #669 to #666 - ZeBigD (08/19/2012) [-]
I dont want to look like an ass, but I never heard about him because I didn't really got far into the 40k lore. But damn he looks awesome.
#689 to #669 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh, he's an ancient dreadnought forged by the Primarch of the Salamanders, Vulkan, possibly the greatest mechanic and smith ever to exist. the suit/man (dreadnoughts and they guy who pilots them are considered one, as the armour becomes his body) gained the name "Ashmantle" after he disappeared while fighting in some city-hive, and reappeared several weeks later, coated in the ashes of the thousands of enemies he had incinerated throughout those weeks. The armour had taken pretty much no significant damage over the weeks of constant combat.
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User avatar #617 to #614 - hanabro (08/19/2012) [-]
And Snake has good games.
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