Quoth The Server, 404. always liked this quote.. so put it into a comic... Dace: apnea a r‘ iic: dreary Whille pron surfed weak and Weary over man a stran f? &
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Quoth The Server, 404

 
Quoth The Server, 404. always liked this quote.. so put it into a comic... Dace: apnea a r‘ iic: dreary Whille pron surfed weak and Weary over man a stran f? &

always liked this quote.. so put it into a comic..

Dace: apnea a r‘ iic: dreary Whille pron surfed
weak and Weary
over man a stran f? & 5 While I clicked my, faviorite
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User avatar #2 - copsncrooks (08/18/2012) [-]
Judging by the level of creativity shown here, if man could not wank, we would have colonised Mars 200 years ago.
#14 to #2 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
but...we got to wank first right?
#15 to #2 - lucidria (08/18/2012) [-]
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#60 - baditch (08/19/2012) [-]
Bitches be rappin' at my chamber door.
User avatar #65 - avyon (08/19/2012) [-]
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I mined weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious tons of dirty ore,
While I mined, quickly tapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently stepping, stepping on the damp cave floor.
`'Tis some lost pig,' I muttered, stepping on the damp cave floor -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
and each separate dying ember wrought its ghast upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morning; - vainly I had sought to digging
from my mines surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost pure ore -
For the rare and radiant diamond which the mines make rare ore -
my chest is empty evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some lost pig wandering stepping on the damp cave floor -
some lost pig wandering stepping on the damp cave floor; -
This it is, and nothing more,'
User avatar #66 to #65 - avyon (08/19/2012) [-]
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
I drew my sword, and to god, I said, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is as I turned, and the footfalls gently rapping,
And so faintly they had been tapping, tapping on the damp cave floor,
That I scarce was sure I heard a creature' - here I set a torch; -
But darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `spider!'
This I whispered and an echo murmured back the word, `spider!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the cobblestone turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something in my maze of caves;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the pig and nothing more!'
User avatar #67 to #66 - avyon (08/19/2012) [-]
Open here I moved the vines, when, with many a fear and sublime,
out there stood a stately Creeper on the saintly veins of ore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, stood upon my veins of ore -
stood upon a stone of diamond just upon my veins of ore -
stood, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this green beast beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be flat and steeper, thou,' I said, `art sure no reaper.
Ghastly grim and ancient creeper wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the creeper, `open the door.'
#80 to #76 - avyon (08/19/2012) [-]
thank you
#81 to #80 - docxy (08/19/2012) [-]
it was so awesome   
you are indeed truly welcome
it was so awesome
you are indeed truly welcome
#74 to #73 - avyon (08/19/2012) [-]
appreciation for your commentation
appreciation for your commentation
User avatar #16 - monkeyskull (08/18/2012) [-]
The URL you requested can not be found” so I tested,

What my inner muse suggested by subbing dash for underscore,

On a mission proud and pressing keyboard buttons toward accessing,

Where I could enjoy crossdressing and shemale midget sex galore,

Thusly I dared the devil show me shemale midget sex galore,

Quoth the server, `404
#30 - rsisco (08/19/2012) [-]
That was ******* amazing well done sir
#32 - rsisco (08/19/2012) [-]
free poe wallpaper
User avatar #59 to #32 - pedomegler (08/19/2012) [-]
already had it, any one have others like this?
#93 to #59 - rsisco (08/19/2012) [-]
do you have this one?
#47 to #32 - illutvar (08/19/2012) [-]
ur pic is my new wallpaper
thank u.
User avatar #94 to #47 - rsisco (08/19/2012) [-]
no problem
#11 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
OP, today you are one glorious bastard.
#37 - iamtheuberman (08/19/2012) [-]
This 			****		 is glorious
This **** is glorious
User avatar #22 - altonyc (08/19/2012) [-]
I love a little culture in the internet.
#19 - anon (08/19/2012) [-]
This is almost better than the original!
#6 - gorgonzolarolla (08/18/2012) [-]
better than anything i saw on the front page today.
better than anything i saw on the front page today.
#24 - ohaibrooooh (08/19/2012) [-]
Good job, OP.
#79 - sreggin (08/19/2012) [-]
best poem i ever read
best poem i ever read
#35 - TheSchwartz (08/19/2012) [-]
I've been waiting to use this
#23 - dontshoot ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
one of the best pieces of writing ever crafted. nice job op a very clever way to re work a classic
#89 - millenniumumbreon (08/19/2012) [-]
MFW You referenced The Raven. :3
#25 - almightydough (08/19/2012) [-]
you magnificent bastard OP
you magnificent bastard OP
#5 - sarc (08/18/2012) [-]
Ho **** . I laughed pretty hard just then
"Quoth the server, 404"
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