To all you atheists.. .. last time i check CHRISTIAN Bale went to go see those shooting victims in the hospital, not ATHEIST Bale christians:1 atheists:0 To all you atheists last time i check CHRISTIAN Bale went to go see those shooting victims in the hospital not ATHEIST christians:1 atheists:0
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#7 - collegedood
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(08/18/2012) [-]
last time i check CHRISTIAN Bale went to go see those shooting victims in the hospital, not ATHEIST Bale

christians:1 atheists:0
#26 to #7 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
i bet they're so jealous of the guys who got to see heath ledger
#59 to #7 - silverlance
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(08/18/2012) [-]
old joke is old, **** you
#145 to #7 - fluttershygirl
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#15 to #7 - rtbellboy
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#9 to #7 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account**
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#44 to #9 - silentscreams
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(08/18/2012) [-]
If God doesnt exist, then why does the Kleenex pop up after you take one?
#60 to #44 - meltdown
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#120 to #60 - bensho
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(08/18/2012) [-]
If God isn't real then how were hands made to perfectly fit gloves?
#232 to #120 - mynameisfoo
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(08/19/2012) [-]
I'm a Christian and i absolutely love these threads.
#54 to #44 - jinkazama
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(08/18/2012) [-]
If god exists, then how come he doesn't exist?
Atheists 1
Christians -9000
#82 to #54 - haveagoodone
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(08/18/2012) [-]
these are meant to be funny
#226 to #82 - anon
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(08/19/2012) [-]
your avatar makes this better
#96 to #9 - assravager
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(08/18/2012) [-]
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Oh yeah?
#201 to #9 - odonnell
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(08/19/2012) [-]
The opposite of God isnt Atheist though? So its should be satanzilla didn't which would make god look like a dick instead of the devil
#12 to #9 - anonymousattorney
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(08/18/2012) [-]
On a side note: Christian Bale as Batman fired Morgan Freeman, who is God...
#16 to #12 - thefloppinater
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Christian Bale actually didn't fire him. He rehired him.
#43 to #16 - anonymousattorney
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Hmm. Should've probably watched the movie, then, instead of going off of what my friend said about it...
#260 to #16 - kouzan
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(08/19/2012) [-]
Morgan Freeman never actually existed on the books, of course it seemed like he was fired but really he was just given a pay increase and no taxes.
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#46 to #38 - mychemicalfreak
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Because vampires don't exist.
#62 to #46 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
No ****.
#39 to #38 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
**** you bible ******.
#49 to #38 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Dude, who ISN'T afraid of crucifixion?!

Also, ******* Alucard.
#52 to #38 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Huh? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my BIG ******* CROSS.
#40 to #38 - corundum
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(08/18/2012) [-]
...good point.
#65 to #38 - colfer ONLINE
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(08/18/2012) [-]
The ancient Greeks thought that when a ginger dies, it turns into a vampire. Does that mean that I'm already dead?
#119 - megatrondecepticon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Haha, Batman.

Christian Bale: 1
Atheist Bale: 0
#1 - alfjnn
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Oh Atheism Channel.
What silly remarks about Morality will you come up with tonight?
#2 to #1 - KungFuZerO
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Morality is culture specific and not dictated by a book written 2000 years ago by ignorant sand people.
Furthermore, the 10 commandments are the ********* attempt at morals ever conceived

hows that?
#3 to #2 - Lionclaw
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(08/18/2012) [-]
also jesus was jewish but christans tortured them for decades
#4 to #2 - alfjnn
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(08/18/2012) [-]
That's a pretty awesome Remark. Thumb for you!
#5 to #4 - KungFuZerO
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(08/18/2012) [-]
my comment was +1 like a half hour ago before u replied...
awkward
#6 to #5 - alfjnn
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I forgot to thumb. MY BAD YO.
#21 to #2 - fatamerican
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Well I wouldn't say that. I'm an atheist as well, but you can't say that the 10 commandments are very far off of what is considered secular moral code, disregarding the commandments that specifically mention God of course.
#29 to #21 - KungFuZerO
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i respectfully disagree. The first three are dismissible as u mentioned.
The fourth has nothing to do with morals, and the rest, while honorable, are not anywhere near the most important of what should be universal morals.
For example, adultery is subjective to the religion, which in this case promotes polygamy
and what about rape? or harming children?
I consider these far more immoral than stealing or coveting.
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#18 - chlobro
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#220 - pinkxxpotatoes
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#64 - dbanks
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(08/18/2012) [-]
To all you atheists

If God doesn't exist, then how come Atheistzilla never destroyed Japan?

God: 1
Atheists: 0
#89 to #64 - dbanks
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(08/18/2012) [-]
>MFW People actually take this seriously.
#71 to #64 - Xedan
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(08/18/2012) [-]
that... that didn't even make sense. it's "if atheists are so bad how come AtheistZilla never destroyed tokyo and GodZilla did?"
#81 to #71 - dbanks
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Or rather, it's not supposed to make sense.
#73 to #71 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
"Hey, you didn't use logic in this completely ridiculous statement."
#74 to #73 - Xedan
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(08/18/2012) [-]
ridiculous or not, it didn't even make sense the way he said it.
#76 to #74 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Well if it's about sense, then the reason would be that "Godzilla" exists and "Atheistzilla" doesn't.
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#28 - mayormilkman
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(08/18/2012) [-]
The secret of Christian Bale.
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#240 to #28 - anon
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(08/19/2012) [-]
my brain ****** exploded
#24 - marlkarxthethird
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(08/18/2012) [-]
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#33 - snizard
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#35 to #33 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Turtles. All the way down.
#95 to #33 - mrmariomike
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I think about Tales of Symphonia when I read that.