make crazy mom comics?. yeah my bad on the grammar... I made it fast and this is just a test. I got some pretty funny I could make, but I wanted some opinions.  datbitchbemadcra
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make crazy mom comics?

make crazy mom comics?. yeah my bad on the grammar... I made it fast and this is just a test. I got some pretty funny I could make, but I wanted some opinions.

yeah my bad on the grammar... I made it fast and this is just a test. I got some pretty funny **** I could make, but I wanted some opinions. Don't be gentle on opinions. 0_0

so I have this really ultra
******* crazy mom. Not the
cute funny crazy but the
other not so cute kind...
Allow me to
give some
perspective . . .
I em twenty ans end in college fur T. T.
Dennet mews cut en my income yet, an I
deal with ans cf the must abnoxious,
crazy people EVER.
an III
Fur tonight I win give ans steer.
Mam like: he bitch n my sixty three year
old father In cur lack cf maney.
He warts dasy end night he buy, repair end
sen beets. He literally makes en cf
cur income end hardly dunes enything In
himself. When he dues men. unit like: he
bitch n him In it es we are sapposed he
save" ene_ maney In impotent things.
Mather is inte some pretty wierd **** .
Like **** that would make crazy people
look sane...
Sc tonight In example. Mom is inte.. err...
herein I knew there is some anal stuff
cut there, but this is different. she spent
1300 dollars In e pheny session (in which
shunt fifteen others participate). I sadly
em Ineed he gs slung with these... The p
people en the phine would say Fa
after each everytime in which ‘I Iti
the healer says something. Things like:
say YES). As I the sixth sense inks
yen; say YES). As we make yen ans with the
Crasher cf lighty Say YE: es we heal en
the incurable sickness yen have?‘
she gees en shunt hew she healed peoples
blindness with nu eyes, end sees the deed..
At this paint I walk ewey end my men.
who by the way thinks I em en alcholic)
eevees me wine, end even maney he stay...
I say nu end it turns nuts:
co' You DONT LISTEN TO mus AND sugar as
mm ME You ARE ******* our or mus GADDAMN
AM AM SAVING mus FAMILY FROM THE
comma .. Rant mentiones e while.
Sometimes I fight back end win regiments.
Must cf the time they end up being bashed
by the hemmer my men. calls fact .
I made this comic es e test, he see if enyone
would care he read mare cf these, In there
are men M t are mere funny end win make
yen gs CE' end meybe laugh. They win be
shutter end mare he the es wen...
II enything I hape this makes e few knew new
that however crazy yena felts are, it can be
In, In nurse.
this wes e damn nevea..
or nay end - being
THUMP up TO sum seen MOM :: 1? Such Eoll stench Co N
ever, ever, againa
...
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#29 - muhamidallea ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
My Mom stabbed my dad on my 12th birthday because he came to pick up my sister who my mom was beating. She then went home got naked and started ranting at people ( Our Neighbours and random people on the phone) until the police came and arrested her. I got to spend my 12th birthday not with my dad who has always provided and been a great role model but in protective custody at the police station.    
In fact 2 days ago my mom called my Neighbours boss and told him that he takes all sorts of drugs and should be tested. He will probably lose his job....good on ya mum...............you 			*******		 cow.
My Mom stabbed my dad on my 12th birthday because he came to pick up my sister who my mom was beating. She then went home got naked and started ranting at people ( Our Neighbours and random people on the phone) until the police came and arrested her. I got to spend my 12th birthday not with my dad who has always provided and been a great role model but in protective custody at the police station.
In fact 2 days ago my mom called my Neighbours boss and told him that he takes all sorts of drugs and should be tested. He will probably lose his job....good on ya mum...............you ******* cow.
User avatar #157 to #29 - switchy (08/18/2012) [-]
did he die from the stabbing?
User avatar #212 to #157 - hookydoo (08/18/2012) [-]
I wouldn't expect so, that would be murder and then that would be the end to the story.
User avatar #276 to #212 - switchy (08/18/2012) [-]
I feel like assault with a deadly weapon would have her in prison still, unless op is like 27
User avatar #469 to #276 - muhamidallea ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
No he wasn't too seriously injured and because of our ****** society where woman have all the rights she on got probation and i still had to go back and live with her after a few weeks.
User avatar #484 to #469 - switchy (08/19/2012) [-]
that's quite the failure to justice
User avatar #42 to #29 - exarzero (08/18/2012) [-]
Your GIF made me laugh so ******* hard...


Your story made me feel for you. Sorry she is such a cunt. That is just demented.
User avatar #63 to #42 - muhamidallea ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
When people say they feel bad i just tell them its good cause shes the perfect role model she has shown me exactly what not to become.
User avatar #67 to #63 - exarzero (08/18/2012) [-]
Holy **** about time I heard someone say my motto!

Seriously that is what I always say xD
#11 - fellfox (08/18/2012) [-]
your mom's face when   
   
   
also yes to more
your mom's face when


also yes to more
User avatar #17 to #11 - lucidria (08/18/2012) [-]
That gif could heal many diseases according to that method of healing.
#98 - nizarut (08/18/2012) [-]
My mom is actually pretty cool.
User avatar #184 to #98 - daentraya (08/18/2012) [-]
Mine too. I used to watch Star Trek and documentaries with her
User avatar #103 to #98 - exarzero (08/18/2012) [-]
Badass!
#217 - parasiticpsycho (08/18/2012) [-]
that was a long ass post

i read all of it though. thumb for op
#374 - dubslao (08/19/2012) [-]
3000 years later.
3000 years later.
#221 - bakinboy (08/18/2012) [-]
kill your mom
#226 to #221 - xXsTeVeXx (08/18/2012) [-]
But make sure there's an insurance policy on her first
But make sure there's an insurance policy on her first
#144 - nyanpoptart (08/18/2012) [-]
MOAR.   
I want to hear about your crazy mother.
MOAR.
I want to hear about your crazy mother.
User avatar #280 to #274 - scostil (08/18/2012) [-]
**** you i was gonna post that!! thumbs to you, you got here first
#281 to #280 - guildor (08/18/2012) [-]
It's alright, better luck next time...
+5
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#114 - jasonthelurker (08/18/2012) [-]
Heh, my dad does all the money wasting in my family. He wasted at least half a million over the last 10 years in completely failed businesses, where he hires exclusively Turkish people (he's overly proud of his culture and heritage) who always end up stealing from him and scamming him out of his investment. He never learns, even when he was on the brink of homelessness.

It's kind of humorous actually, since he is always telling me to save money when he hasn't kept more than $10,000 to his name at a time. Dumbasses will be dumbasses.
User avatar #118 to #114 - exarzero (08/18/2012) [-]
Exactly!
#35 - freddyhollensen (08/18/2012) [-]
Looks like she needs a *************** .

Imo, healers, spiritualists and conjurers of any sort should be faced with trial, like any other lying scammer would if they could not prove their product works. 1800 $ for becoming one with the creator of light... yeah right. If they want to do voodoo magic, at least make it free.
User avatar #39 to #35 - exarzero (08/18/2012) [-]
Tell me about it! Like I mentioned I think there are some cool things out there, but to cost so much? That is not right to me.
User avatar #285 to #39 - freddyhollensen (08/18/2012) [-]
Imo mate, always be weary of these things... I've done everything in my power to find anything even slightly supernatural, seen the champions of the spiritual side give their best arguments, and thereafter plucking em apart bit by bit. If you ask me, as someone who've paid a genuine interest in their claims, there is nothing to it. All voodoo magic, religion and pseudy science is false. The only philosophy that reach a grain of truth is pure naturalism aided by the scientific method. ;) Nice comic btw, looking forward to the next one, say hi to your dad from FJ and good luck with ms. nutcase :b
User avatar #289 to #285 - exarzero (08/18/2012) [-]
haha thanks. I will say that what I mean though is, when I meditate it makes me feel good (I know why science wise) but it explains why groups do it. As for all religions being false I make myself keep an open mind, in that I do not go one way or the other. If it is real after I die then it is real. If not its not. No assuming. :)
#229 - johndapro (08/18/2012) [-]
I would gladly read more of you content, keep it up OP this site needs more OC
#455 - liosthir (08/19/2012) [-]
YFW next time she tells you to stay
YFW next time she tells you to stay
#431 - zuesesanus (08/19/2012) [-]
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#251 - pretzalman (08/18/2012) [-]
But seriously I liked your story
User avatar #260 to #251 - exarzero (08/18/2012) [-]
lol Thanks!
#178 - jescowhite (08/18/2012) [-]
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#97 - stripeygreenhat (08/18/2012) [-]
Dude, it sounds like your mom has a serious mental illness. You should get her diagnosed and obtain medical help.
User avatar #99 to #97 - exarzero (08/18/2012) [-]
Funny thing is, she has been checked. She is mentally stable. you would be surprised how many cultists are popping up these days.

I do have my outlets at least!
#47 - dubator (08/18/2012) [-]
More please.
More please.
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