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#2 - bombyourmom (08/18/2012) [-]
A black man, a mexican, and a white man all find a magic lamp and rub it. Naturally, a genie comes out.

The genie gives each of them one wish, starting with the black man. He tells the genie "Genie, my people all miss Africa and would like to go back and see it one time. I wish all my people in America were back in Africa." And then the genie sent all the blacks to Africa.

The Mexican says "Genie, I feel the same. My people miss their families and the cooking from Mexico, so I wish all of my people in America went back to Mexico." And then the genie sent all the Mexicans back to Mexico.

The white man thinks for a minute, and asks the genie, "So you're telling me that all the black people and all the mexican people are out of America?" The genie nods, and the white man says "Oh, I'll just have a Coke then."
#96 to #2 - buttinspecter (08/18/2012) [-]
You will now read it again in my voice.
#182 to #96 - Rascal (08/19/2012) [-]
Why the **** would you read it in his voice? The Genie was played by Robin Williams. Gilbert Gottfried played the parrot.
User avatar #198 to #182 - buttinspecter (08/19/2012) [-]
The picture is Gilbert Gottfried at a Comedy Central roast. Generally, when he's goes up to speak, a lot of times he tells jokes that start with "[Celebrity name] is walking along the beach. [He/she] comes upon a magic lamp. [He/she] rubs it. A genie pops out. The genie says 'I will grant you one wish'...
User avatar #83 to #2 - kampi (08/18/2012) [-]
That made me think...

"Naturally, a genie comes out."

...Yeah, because it's so natural.

i'm such a partypooper
User avatar #5 to #2 - shadowstepone (08/18/2012) [-]
and everyone in both countries starves to death.
#157 - redJericho (08/18/2012) [-]
Charles is a dick.
Charles is a dick.
#150 - kouzan (08/18/2012) [-]
**kouzan rolled a random image posted in comment #596897 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** I wish, I wish upon a fish.
#165 to #150 - budbrown (08/18/2012) [-]
sweet roll dude
sweet roll dude
#160 to #150 - Rascal (08/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #111195 at Video Games Board ** mfw this roll
User avatar #184 to #160 - darkjustifier (08/19/2012) [-]
Don't worry I'm a priest I know what I'm doing *grope*
By the nine your flat.
#49 to #38 - Rascal (08/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #34 - iwanttousenumbers (08/18/2012) [-]
Who names a black kid Jim?
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#56 to #34 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
mark twain
#137 - jakesterify ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
**jakesterify rolls 77**
User avatar #40 - freakaleak (08/18/2012) [-]
how original.
#18 - nsfwanon (08/18/2012) [-]
Ambassadors from Britain, America and Iran find a magic lamp at a conference one day, and proceed to rub it. A genie pops out and agrees to grant them each one wish... first up was the Brit. "I wish that my countries economy will be forever prosperous!" he said, and so it came to be.
Next was Iran, who said "I am sick of infidels coming to my country and causing trouble, I wish for a 500ft tall wall to be built around the border of Iran, made of impenetrable materials so that no one can get in or out!" And so the genie granted his wish. When asked what his wish was, the American simply replied "Fill it with water."
User avatar #159 - areuserious (08/18/2012) [-]
anyone else expect the "I WISH HE HAD TASTE BUDS IN HIS ASSHOLE!" comic? or have I just been here too long.....
User avatar #162 to #159 - penistar (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh God I remember that comic quite vividly..
#105 - foreversevenfold (08/18/2012) [-]
Just a pro tip for anybody with one wish: Since you can't wish for more wishes, wish for the power to grant your own.
#108 to #105 - Rascal (08/18/2012) [-]
Then one day your really pissed and you **** **** up for good. Seems like a plan.
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#179 - thatphatkid (08/19/2012) [-]
my reaction to black people
my reaction to black people
#78 - DiAnonLord (08/18/2012) [-]
story time!
> i was a black slave
> escape, start walking through the desert
> find lamp, rub it and genie comes out
> erhmagerd.jpg
> 3 wishes
> i want to be white, filled with water and have no more chain
> he turned me into the picture
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#62 - xiant (08/18/2012) [-]
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#52 - Butt Nuggit (08/18/2012) [-]
"I wish they had taste buds in their assholes."
"I wish they had taste buds in their assholes."
#104 to #52 - jetmb (08/18/2012) [-]
OMFG! BRILLIANT!
User avatar #102 to #52 - toxikxvenom (08/18/2012) [-]
I laughed more at your comment than I did at the content
#145 - Rascal (08/18/2012) [-]
So many genie posts on the front page lately.
So many genie posts on the front page lately.
#152 to #145 - thebigcountry (08/18/2012) [-]
But.... I love genie posts... D:
User avatar #186 - policecopman (08/19/2012) [-]
A ****** would pull that kind of **** to
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