ONE wish (#2). . ALRIGHY‘ says: You an an gnaw _ ONLY l WANT To‘) BF werrew. 1 WANT TO FF wan’; Tool. patt AND n WHAT no You WANT?. A black man, a mexican, and a white man all find a magic lamp and rub it. Naturally, a genie comes out. The genie gives each of them one wish, starting with the
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ALRIGHY‘ says:
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1 WANT TO FF
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WHAT no You WANT?
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#2 - bombyourmom (08/18/2012) [+] (17 replies)
A black man, a mexican, and a white man all find a magic lamp and rub it. Naturally, a genie comes out.

The genie gives each of them one wish, starting with the black man. He tells the genie "Genie, my people all miss Africa and would like to go back and see it one time. I wish all my people in America were back in Africa." And then the genie sent all the blacks to Africa.

The Mexican says "Genie, I feel the same. My people miss their families and the cooking from Mexico, so I wish all of my people in America went back to Mexico." And then the genie sent all the Mexicans back to Mexico.

The white man thinks for a minute, and asks the genie, "So you're telling me that all the black people and all the mexican people are out of America?" The genie nods, and the white man says "Oh, I'll just have a Coke then."
#137 - jakesterify ONLINE (08/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**jakesterify rolls 77**
#52 - Butt Nuggit (08/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"I wish they had taste buds in their assholes."
"I wish they had taste buds in their assholes."
#150 - kouzan (08/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**kouzan rolled a random image posted in comment #596897 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** I wish, I wish upon a fish.
#105 - foreversevenfold (08/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Just a pro tip for anybody with one wish: Since you can't wish for more wishes, wish for the power to grant your own.
#88 - naes (08/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#157 - redJericho (08/18/2012) [-]
Charles is a dick.
Charles is a dick.
#19 - zzjames ONLINE (08/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I will make use of this one day
#23 to #22 - zzjames ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
#78 - DiAnonLord (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
story time!
> i was a black slave
> escape, start walking through the desert
> find lamp, rub it and genie comes out
> erhmagerd.jpg
> 3 wishes
> i want to be white, filled with water and have no more chain
> he turned me into the picture
#38 - JudasLitl (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #34 - iwanttousenumbers (08/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Who names a black kid Jim?
User avatar #40 - freakaleak (08/18/2012) [-]
how original.
#69 - samous (08/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
They were "BLACK TO BLACK"!
User avatar #72 to #69 - thesilence (08/18/2012) [-]
AC/DC sang Back IN Black. Amy Winehouse sang Back to Black.
#18 - nsfwanon (08/18/2012) [-]
Ambassadors from Britain, America and Iran find a magic lamp at a conference one day, and proceed to rub it. A genie pops out and agrees to grant them each one wish... first up was the Brit. "I wish that my countries economy will be forever prosperous!" he said, and so it came to be.
Next was Iran, who said "I am sick of infidels coming to my country and causing trouble, I wish for a 500ft tall wall to be built around the border of Iran, made of impenetrable materials so that no one can get in or out!" And so the genie granted his wish. When asked what his wish was, the American simply replied "Fill it with water."
User avatar #159 - areuserious (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
anyone else expect the "I WISH HE HAD TASTE BUDS IN HIS ASSHOLE!" comic? or have I just been here too long.....
#145 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So many genie posts on the front page lately.
So many genie posts on the front page lately.
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I wish for more wishes.
User avatar #57 to #54 - sherlockbatman (08/18/2012) [-]
no, that doesn't work
you have to wish for more genies
#143 - barteleiff (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
His face after:
His face after:
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