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#38 - rawrasaurus (08/18/2012) [-]
Not that I hate nature or anything...
User avatar #22 - Dember ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
I tried the walnut thing on my dinged up wooden furniture, but now I've got hordes of squirrels gnawing my tables and desks to splinters. Any tips for this unforeseen problem?
User avatar #248 to #22 - Cakeisalie (08/18/2012) [-]
what kind of nuts did you polish it with?
#250 to #22 - santyclause (08/19/2012) [-]
you should have prepared for unforseen consequences...
User avatar #231 to #22 - drulludanni (08/18/2012) [-]
i have seen this problem many times before, it seems you are almost or completely out of ram. you should download more ram either using torrent or www.downloadmoreram.com/
User avatar #201 to #22 - hamadeo (08/18/2012) [-]
Prepare the lube
or go in dry
#161 to #22 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
Delete System 32
User avatar #110 to #22 - sommerli (08/18/2012) [-]
put the furniture in the microwave for 3 minutes, then cool it of with some whiped cream.
#156 to #110 - soopafreak (08/18/2012) [-]
*Creme Fraiche
User avatar #202 to #156 - sommerli (08/18/2012) [-]
No, creme fraiche is used when the elepanth wont come out of the butter.
User avatar #55 to #22 - goldenpotato (08/18/2012) [-]
Use bread clips.
User avatar #67 to #22 - bigdominican (08/18/2012) [-]
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
#42 to #22 - adamtheadam (08/18/2012) [-]
try setting your beard on fire.
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#23 to #22 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 to #23 - Dember ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
I fear you.
User avatar #27 to #24 - theunbrnfury (08/18/2012) [-]
mouse traps with acorns instead of cheese
#34 to #22 - icametochewgum (08/18/2012) [-]
try using google chrome
User avatar #41 to #22 - beep (08/18/2012) [-]
Are you sure it's plugged in?
User avatar #48 to #22 - Gumbatron (08/18/2012) [-]
Did you set it to Wumbo?
User avatar #30 to #22 - odelay (08/18/2012) [-]
Did you try turning it off and on again?
User avatar #61 - threadcreator (08/18/2012) [-]
I couldn't stop imagining a mom browsing FJ for fun.
#14 - atr (08/18/2012) [-]
At first I thought the picture was telling me to save my fingernails and put them on my keyring....
#43 - DeathOne (08/18/2012) [-]
#4
I finally have a use for these!
User avatar #59 to #43 - PixieLOL (08/18/2012) [-]
I can buy my dog as many toys as she wants but she will always prefer to play with these and even waits outside the bathroom to get them
User avatar #46 to #43 - thenoluk (08/18/2012) [-]
Other than a cheap fleshlight?

just put like a rubber glove in it...
#49 to #46 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
I'm too girthy...
User avatar #50 to #49 - thenoluk (08/18/2012) [-]
How? That's ******* impressive to say the least. I'm not even annoyed, I'm extremely jealous. I mean, I'm proud of my own... points of interest but that's just... wow.
User avatar #136 to #50 - balogan (08/18/2012) [-]
Why have so many people tried to put their dick in a toilet paper tube?
User avatar #203 to #136 - thenoluk (08/18/2012) [-]
Ever thought what you'd do if you ever got fired? Every man secretly wants to be a toilet paper holder.
#198 - redJericho (08/18/2012) [-]
My neighbor's face when he sees me putting toothpaste all over my car.
My neighbor's face when he sees me putting toothpaste all over my car.
User avatar #239 to #198 - freight (08/18/2012) [-]
how in the **** did he stumble that far back
#113 - wired (08/18/2012) [-]
**wired rolled a random image posted in comment #129 at discussing the bible ** you are all cheaters
#58 - WitchKingTroll (08/18/2012) [-]
"Cheap and (almost) free"
User avatar #216 - corundum (08/18/2012) [-]
Kids wetting the bed? Cover the bed in saran wrap and place something heavy in the bed under fitted sheets. Let them drown to death in their piss.
#84 - zacyzacy (08/18/2012) [-]
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#233 - MisfitsFan (08/18/2012) [-]
I feel like a dumbass for not thinking of any of this before
I feel like a dumbass for not thinking of any of this before
User avatar #123 - psychosamm (08/18/2012) [-]
I've already done they key nailpolish one. My boyfriend thought I was an idiot when i was painting his keys "Black for botttom, B and B"

Who's the stupid one now? HAH!
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#171 - leveetothechevy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#211 to #171 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
Why spend more money when you have a fix at home? They could also be the more expensive type of flipflop. The one pair I love wearing costs 5$
#183 to #171 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
who knows mabey you could use that $2 on a something you want to buy but are short $2...
#94 - norbit (08/18/2012) [-]
And what if the dustpan doesn't fit in the sink?
User avatar #125 to #94 - Lolzster (08/18/2012) [-]
Use the neighbor's baby.
User avatar #126 to #94 - lizzarro (08/18/2012) [-]
This little thing called a bathtub...
User avatar #247 to #126 - futtashy (08/18/2012) [-]
U can't fit a bathtub in a sink.
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#99 to #94 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #98 to #94 - futtashy (08/18/2012) [-]
Use more guns dustpans
#89 - sizzlypooh (08/18/2012) [-]
Got to try each and every one of these.
Got to try each and every one of these.
#1 - beerholder (08/17/2012) [-]
that made me doubt the integrity of your gene pool, sir
User avatar #131 to #1 - capinsquiggles (08/18/2012) [-]
I actually get nerve twitches randomly throughout the day and while I sleep, so sometimes I get a larger one and my body decides to throw me off my bed... **** sucks, but it's funny
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#2 to #1 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3 to #2 - beerholder (08/17/2012) [-]
not you, OP, the guy who actually thought of that as a solution instead of ******* cradles.
#26 to #3 - RackOff (08/18/2012) [-]
OP didn't think of this - I've seen these ideas on pinterest.com.

Kids can roll out of bed until the age of 8. Not all the time, but every now and then.
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User avatar #12 to #1 - elise (08/18/2012) [-]
yeah because anything you do in your sleep defines your mental integrity. genius.
User avatar #6 to #1 - steelbubble (08/18/2012) [-]
it happens dude, and has nothing to do with their mental state. Probably they toss and turn too much while sleeping and/or have a small bed
#9 to #6 - beerholder (08/18/2012) [-]
there are numerous problems regarding that. If they have a small bed there wouldn't be much room for a pool noodle. And other than that, rolling out of bed disappears from the behavior of children when they're about 3 years old. It's an evolutionary instinct that made us stop rolling out of caves or trees to our death in that primordial part of our existence as humans.
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#45 to #9 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #45 - siridontcare (08/18/2012) [-]
even if it IS long how do you use your penis to keep you from falling?
User avatar #69 to #9 - elcreepo (08/18/2012) [-]
I used to fall out of my bed until I was 6. It has nothing to do with evolutionary instinct.

Just if you toss and turn at night, like I did.
#62 to #9 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
You ******* sociopath.
#37 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
Use toothpaste to clears up hazy car headlights........wut
User avatar #176 to #37 - bobodevetjedan (08/18/2012) [-]
yeah, i had to re-read it a couple of times. it confused me
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#10 - boomboomsha (08/18/2012) [-]
I...But...The...Fuh...
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