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#22 - Dember ONLINE
Reply +138
(08/18/2012) [-]
I tried the walnut thing on my dinged up wooden furniture, but now I've got hordes of squirrels gnawing my tables and desks to splinters. Any tips for this unforeseen problem?
#161 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(08/18/2012) [-]
Delete System 32
#248 to #22 - Cakeisalie
Reply 0
(08/18/2012) [-]
what kind of nuts did you polish it with?
#250 to #22 - santyclause ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/19/2012) [-]
you should have prepared for unforseen consequences...
#231 to #22 - drulludanni
Reply +2
(08/18/2012) [-]
i have seen this problem many times before, it seems you are almost or completely out of ram. you should download more ram either using torrent or www.downloadmoreram.com/
#201 to #22 - hamadeo
Reply +4
(08/18/2012) [-]
Prepare the lube
or go in dry
#110 to #22 - sommerli
Reply +21
(08/18/2012) [-]
put the furniture in the microwave for 3 minutes, then cool it of with some whiped cream.
#156 to #110 - soopafreak
Reply +4
(08/18/2012) [-]
*Creme Fraiche
#202 to #156 - sommerli
Reply +2
(08/18/2012) [-]
No, creme fraiche is used when the elepanth wont come out of the butter.
#55 to #22 - goldenpotato
Reply +26
(08/18/2012) [-]
Use bread clips.
#67 to #22 - bigdominican
Reply +34
(08/18/2012) [-]
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
#42 to #22 - adamtheadam
Reply +43
(08/18/2012) [-]
try setting your beard on fire.
#23 to #22 - swiftykidd [OP] **User deleted account**
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#24 to #23 - Dember ONLINE
Reply +28
(08/18/2012) [-]
I fear you.
#27 to #24 - theunbrnfury
Reply +17
(08/18/2012) [-]
mouse traps with acorns instead of cheese
#41 to #22 - beep
Reply +73
(08/18/2012) [-]
Are you sure it's plugged in?
#34 to #22 - icametochewgum
Reply +90
(08/18/2012) [-]
try using google chrome
#48 to #22 - Gumbatron
Reply +93
(08/18/2012) [-]
Did you set it to Wumbo?
#30 to #22 - odelay
Reply +218
(08/18/2012) [-]
Did you try turning it off and on again?
#1 - beerholder
Reply +133
(08/17/2012) [-]
that made me doubt the integrity of your gene pool, sir
#131 to #1 - capinsquiggles
Reply 0
(08/18/2012) [-]
I actually get nerve twitches randomly throughout the day and while I sleep, so sometimes I get a larger one and my body decides to throw me off my bed... **** sucks, but it's funny
#2 to #1 - swiftykidd [OP] **User deleted account**
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#3 to #2 - beerholder
Reply -12
(08/17/2012) [-]
not you, OP, the guy who actually thought of that as a solution instead of ******* cradles.
#26 to #3 - RackOff
Reply +7
(08/18/2012) [-]
OP didn't think of this - I've seen these ideas on pinterest.com.

Kids can roll out of bed until the age of 8. Not all the time, but every now and then.
#142 to #26 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#12 to #1 - elise
Reply +6
(08/18/2012) [-]
yeah because anything you do in your sleep defines your mental integrity. genius.
#6 to #1 - steelbubble
Reply +75
(08/18/2012) [-]
it happens dude, and has nothing to do with their mental state. Probably they toss and turn too much while sleeping and/or have a small bed
#9 to #6 - beerholder
Reply -64
(08/18/2012) [-]
there are numerous problems regarding that. If they have a small bed there wouldn't be much room for a pool noodle. And other than that, rolling out of bed disappears from the behavior of children when they're about 3 years old. It's an evolutionary instinct that made us stop rolling out of caves or trees to our death in that primordial part of our existence as humans.
#45 to #9 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#64 to #45 - siridontcare
Reply +7
(08/18/2012) [-]
even if it IS long how do you use your penis to keep you from falling?
#115 to #9 - isellrape
Reply +5
(08/18/2012) [-]
#69 to #9 - elcreepo ONLINE
Reply +5
(08/18/2012) [-]
I used to fall out of my bed until I was 6. It has nothing to do with evolutionary instinct.

Just if you toss and turn at night, like I did.
#62 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(08/18/2012) [-]
You ******* sociopath.
#14 - atr
Reply +60
(08/18/2012) [-]
At first I thought the picture was telling me to save my fingernails and put them on my keyring....
#38 - rawrasaurus
Reply +52
(08/18/2012) [-]
Not that I hate nature or anything...
#61 - threadcreator
Reply +32
(08/18/2012) [-]
I couldn't stop imagining a mom browsing FJ for fun.
#43 - DeathOne
Reply +21
(08/18/2012) [-]
#4
I finally have a use for these!
#59 to #43 - PixieLOL
Reply +5
(08/18/2012) [-]
I can buy my dog as many toys as she wants but she will always prefer to play with these and even waits outside the bathroom to get them
#46 to #43 - thenoluk
Reply +17
(08/18/2012) [-]
Other than a cheap fleshlight?

just put like a rubber glove in it...
#49 to #46 - anon
Reply 0
(08/18/2012) [-]
I'm too girthy...
#50 to #49 - thenoluk
Reply +13
(08/18/2012) [-]
How? That's ******* impressive to say the least. I'm not even annoyed, I'm extremely jealous. I mean, I'm proud of my own... points of interest but that's just... wow.
#136 to #50 - balogan
Reply +4
(08/18/2012) [-]
Why have so many people tried to put their dick in a toilet paper tube?
#203 to #136 - thenoluk
Reply +2
(08/18/2012) [-]
Ever thought what you'd do if you ever got fired? Every man secretly wants to be a toilet paper holder.
#198 - redJericho
Reply +18
(08/18/2012) [-]
My neighbor's face when he sees me putting toothpaste all over my car.
My neighbor's face when he sees me putting toothpaste all over my car.
#239 to #198 - freight
Reply 0
(08/18/2012) [-]
how in the **** did he stumble that far back
#113 - wired
Reply +18
(08/18/2012) [-]
**wired rolled a random image posted in comment #129 at discussing the bible ** you are all cheaters
#150 to #113 - rieskimo
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(08/18/2012) [-]
#153 to #113 - PiMaker
Reply +6
(08/18/2012) [-]
#58 - WitchKingTroll
Reply +18
(08/18/2012) [-]
"Cheap and (almost) free"
#216 - corundum
Reply +16
(08/18/2012) [-]
Kids wetting the bed? Cover the bed in saran wrap and place something heavy in the bed under fitted sheets. Let them drown to death in their piss.