video game companies are your friends. i didnt make this, just sharing the love... Valve is that autistic kid you went to school with that can draw a picture of anything in intricate detail after looking at it for a few seconds, can remember e niggers
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#2 - KayRed
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(08/17/2012) [-]
Valve is that autistic kid you went to school with that can draw a picture of anything in intricate detail after looking at it for a few seconds, can remember every single detail of everything that ever happened to him, and can play beautiful music by heart, but can't do basic math.
#146 to #2 - trappedtime
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Valve knows how to please all of the crowd, all of the time.
Valve can do no wrong.
#3 to #2 - matannn **User deleted account**
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#6 to #2 - anon
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(08/17/2012) [-]
1
2
HATS
#54 to #6 - jaggedherp ONLINE
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Counting to hats is valves version of counting to potato. Everytime they talk about releasing Ep3, they count to hats instead and release new hats for TF2. Notice the amount of hats in tf2. Look how close we were all those times.
#761 to #6 - godhatesusall
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forgot to log in
#25 to #6 - samkovacs
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I wish there was a way to favorite comments, that was amazing.
#30 to #25 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#41 to #30 - incomingdespair
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(08/18/2012) [-]
more importantly blue name and he ahs never seen a joke with "1...2...hats" even though every joke about valve uses that same joke....
#29 to #25 - jeroylenkins
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(08/18/2012) [-]
>blue name
>doesn't know how to fav comments
#27 to #25 - abcbacon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Click the +Fav(0) button :I
#449 to #25 - clonesmustdie
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(08/18/2012) [-]
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Dumbass....
#707 to #449 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Dont use that outside the thread brony faggot
#28 to #25 - Ehwhat ONLINE
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(08/18/2012) [-]
You can, my friend.
#724 to #25 - samkovacs
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Wow, that is a lot of red thumbs. I am a super retard.
#702 to #25 - Lightclaw
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Are. You. *******. Kidding.
#73 to #25 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I'm going to kill you
#87 to #2 - trollpants
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Actually on the original picture, VALVe is your cat
#675 to #87 - flyingwalrusman
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(08/18/2012) [-]
but i say this fits better
#711 to #675 - trollpants
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(08/18/2012) [-]
As a Matter of fact, there were a couple more

Activision-Repetitive Friend
Keeps telling you same joke year after year after year. You still laugh, just less every year
#713 to #711 - trollpants
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Microsoft
#714 to #713 - trollpants
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Sony

(Only allowed to comment ever 30 seconds)
#715 to #714 - trollpants
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Zynga
#716 to #715 - trollpants
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(08/18/2012) [-]
And VALVe

All credit to Dorkly: http://www. dorkly. com/
#249 to #2 - jaevel ONLINE
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(08/18/2012) [-]
You forgot that the time he uses into making things is often awfully long, but is worth every inch of patience you put into it!
You forgot that the time he uses into making things is often awfully long, but is worth every inch of patience you put into it!
#271 to #2 - paradoxfag
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I find this funny because that is the exact opposite of what outlines autism :L
#307 to #271 - KayRed
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(08/18/2012) [-]
More like an extreme case, I actually know a guy like what I describe, thought that is aspergers, so perhaps I am wrong.
#312 to #307 - paradoxfag
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Nope. That's having a photographic memory. Autistics are no more likely to have a photographic memory than neurotypicals. It's a stereotype.

Also, autistics excel above all else, at basic math! I should know, I have autism :P
#351 to #312 - dapianoman
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(08/18/2012) [-]
QUICK WHAT IS IT?!
#380 to #351 - paradoxfag
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(08/18/2012) [-]
17.

Seriously though, i'm very fast at these too, if I had a mouse instead of a laptop touch-pad, I can't imagine i'd miss many items at all :P
#409 to #380 - dapianoman
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(08/18/2012) [-]
FUUUUUU
#685 to #380 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I'd say more like autistic savant, like Daniel Tammet, but without the math part.

Also did you just say 54-4 is 17
#740 to #685 - paradoxfag
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(08/19/2012) [-]
I did.
#720 to #351 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
tomato
#718 to #351 - gameshredder
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(08/18/2012) [-]
**gameshredder rolls 15**
#561 to #351 - crellow
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#699 to #312 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
prodigy types have it much more often
http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=OR36jrx_L44
9 minutes into the video
#396 to #312 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I'm going to assume VERY high-functioning, most likely Asperger's.


Also, the idea that all autistic kids are somehow savants is kind of insulting. The thing that outlines autism is difficulty socially and with communication. There are a few other things, like stereotypic behavior (which, believe me, is a major pain in the ass), but "good at math" is in no way a sign or symptom of autism.

DSM IV 299.00
#405 to #396 - paradoxfag
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Okay, i'm referring directly to Aspergers in terms of the natural mathematical ability.

However anonymous, I do beg to differ. In my studies, and from the analysis i've done of my personal friends who have Aspergers, more than half (at least) of them have an exceptionally impressive basic mathematical ability. And by exceptional, I mean in the top 1/10 or 1/5 of people. This, I personally believe to be, is a symptom.

I will however admit that my knowledge of autism is not nearly as extensive as that of Aspergers syndrome, so I am only confident in my knowledge regarding Aspergers and not the other strains of autism.
#667 to #405 - fuzzyballs
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(08/18/2012) [-]
do you have 100 friends with asperger, or are you just full of ****?
#742 to #667 - paradoxfag
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(08/19/2012) [-]
Oh my god. Shut. Up.
#750 to #742 - fuzzyballs
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(08/19/2012) [-]
that's no way to defend your logic
maybe it's kinda pathetic for you that most of your "friends" have asperger, that even people like me, who according to you, have no social skills at all, are the only ones who want to even talk to you

you're so full of **** it's not even funny, I say phooey! phooey on you!
#751 to #750 - paradoxfag
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(08/19/2012) [-]
Actually, there's just so much wrong with everything you say, and you're such an interrogative obnoxious little pest, that all I want to do is tell you to shut up.

Shut up.
#752 to #751 - fuzzyballs
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(08/19/2012) [-]
you're not a very nice person
#753 to #752 - paradoxfag
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#553 to #405 - KayRed
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(08/18/2012) [-]
"In your studies"...I didn't know we had a ******* 18 year old MD or psychology phd on this site.
#741 to #553 - paradoxfag
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(08/19/2012) [-]
Shut up.
#530 to #405 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Firstly, anecdotal evidence is not now, nor has it ever been, nor will it ever be valid. You're ignoring other factors. The kids you find are the incredibly high-functioning kids. The non-high-functioning kids are obviously not going to be in higher level classes. You're looking at kids you know in high level classes and assuming that they are there because of Asperger's, not looking at kids with Aspergers and finding where they are in their studies/abilities.

http://aut(dot) [url deleted]

"This article reviews studies investigating cognitive ability and academic achievement of students with Asperger syndrome (AS) and high-functioning autism (HFA). Particular emphasis is placed on the mathematical ability of people with AS/HFA. A preliminary analysis of empirical data is presented. Findings indicate that: (1) the majority of individuals with AS/HFA have average mathematical ability; (2) the majority of individuals with AS/HFA have a significant but clinically modest math weakness; (3) some individuals with AS/HFA have mathematical giftedness."
#739 to #530 - paradoxfag
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(08/19/2012) [-]
Well, honestly speaking, it's valid enough for me in most circumstances. Well, I'm actually not in any "high level" class. I've only gone to community schools with classes all on the same level. Also, that was a very out of place assumption to make.

I know 5 people, personally, with aspergers, and these are the people I'm referring to (myself included) when I talk of what I find prevalent in the syndrome.

Well, that's good to know then, thank you for imparting that information.
#11 to #2 - supershorty
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#504 to #11 - waswat
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(08/18/2012) [-]
>cat
>loyal
#535 to #11 - piclemaniscool
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Always watching.
#532 to #11 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
>Loyal,friendly, and the internet loves him
>Loyal,friendly
>scratches your ankles for food and continues to throw up in your house
#55 - Visual
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(08/18/2012) [-]
<Activision producing CoD.
<Activision producing CoD.
#693 to #55 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Isn't activision just the publisher ? and CoD is done by treyarch/infiniti ward/sledgehammer?
#709 to #693 - Visual
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Producers kinda control how the final product comes. Developers are the means of how they make it.   
   
gif unrelated, but I was just pointing out the entire CoD series.
Producers kinda control how the final product comes. Developers are the means of how they make it.

gif unrelated, but I was just pointing out the entire CoD series.
#155 - arthursan
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Capcom - Friend from childhood that used to be cool, the guy that everyone wanted to hang out with and always gave away the best of himself to please his friends. Nowadays his just an asshole that trick people and when he promise a final product you get it in bits and pieces. he recently got fired from his job at a shoe store because he always tried to sell the shoe laces separated from the shoe.
#208 - kodex
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(08/18/2012) [-]
A genius, always coming up with new innovative ways to do things. Whenever he hang out, he hangs out for ages. He swears a lot though...
#346 to #208 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I do not really see how they are innovative in GTA, I understand they have other games that are extremely innovative, but the company that handles GTA should figure out how to make them actually...good again.
#499 to #346 - kodex
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(08/18/2012) [-]
LA Noire, your argument is invalid...
#684 to #499 - jinkazama
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(08/18/2012) [-]
LA noire was developed by team bondi, not rockstar. it was published by rockstar.
Your argument is invalid
#349 to #208 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
rockstar is a pretty ****** game company to work for from what I heard

long hours with little pay.. added with public humiliation whenever someone makes a little mistake makes them up there with EA and rare
#508 to #349 - Lawlor
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(08/18/2012) [-]
The metaphors used here are expressing how they treat the consumer, not the employees.
#247 to #208 - rhinoplasty
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(08/18/2012) [-]
and always plonks a big bag of coke down at parties and digs in
#69 - Varia
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(08/18/2012) [-]
>EA
>Friend

lol
#313 - Bigelow
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Uhh, there was a second page on the website you took those from.
1/5
#369 to #313 - Das
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Didn't you know? OP was planning on uploading those later for double the amount of thumbs.

#314 to #313 - Bigelow
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2/5
#315 to #314 - Bigelow
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3/5
#316 to #315 - Bigelow
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4/5
#317 to #316 - Bigelow
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5/5
#343 to #317 - bannanpojk
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(08/18/2012) [-]
And it can't count to three
#531 to #343 - KwMclovin
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Level 3 sentries
#331 to #317 - skullzero
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I think valve has recently changed to money whore friend...
#522 to #331 - Lawlor
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(08/18/2012) [-]
How so?
Just because of micro transactions?
You get it for free, and very little things in the game can only be got by paying for it. Most things can be got in random drops.

And if not, you can trade for it.

I mean, I just don't really understand HOW people call them money whoring, when TF2 is an insanely balanced game that doesn't force you to buy anything.

They even released a completely free DLC for Portal 2 after it's release.

And once again, look at the steam sales!
They prices are INSANELY lowered.

Really... they're not money whoring.
They've picked a strategy that, yes, get's them more money, but only for people who want more cosmetics or to get things faster. If you want to play for free you can still have a fantastic experience.
#524 to #522 - Lawlor
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Oh, I was talking about TF2 at the top by the way. Just to clarify.
#327 to #317 - brainstormer
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Oh, cat, you so funny!
Oh, cat, you so funny!
#338 to #317 - wooyoungkim
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(08/18/2012) [-]
You forgot to mention that it freaks out whenever it sees number "3" for some reason.
#337 to #317 - angoo
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(08/18/2012) [-]
"Loyal"
Ha, loyal cats don't exist, they only think of you as a servant~
#325 to #317 - natanhiel
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I don't know if I've played any games I liked by Valve.
#329 to #325 - phunkyzilla
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(08/18/2012) [-]
You didn't like Half Life or TF2?
#334 to #329 - ooants
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Or Portal, or Left 4 Dead?
#366 to #334 - ahj
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(08/18/2012) [-]
or Counterstrike?
#371 to #334 - natanhiel
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Nope
#385 to #371 - johnnychcr
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(08/18/2012) [-]
So no games from Valve?...have you ever played Call of Duty Games??
#498 to #385 - natanhiel
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't like them
#370 to #329 - natanhiel
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Nope
#360 to #325 - goldenpotato
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Me neither.
#373 to #315 - madeitforthemusic
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Seriously, who ACTUALLY got their credit card number stolen?
#354 to #314 - meganinja
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I don't get it. When Microsoft sells stuff in Europe do they still use USD or something?
#359 to #354 - goldenpotato
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I think it's a play on the whole Microsoft point thing and how constant DLC is pushed.
#364 to #359 - meganinja
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(08/18/2012) [-]
well yeah I get that part, but it says his country's currency. I'm in the US so it's natrually my currency, but do they keep using USD when selling it overseas?
#367 to #364 - goldenpotato
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I think by, "His country" they mean the company. (I actually think the exchange rate for MSP makes sense, though) but I could be wrong.
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#83 - guineapirate
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#62 - fuperbooper ONLINE
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(08/18/2012) [-]
VALVE

Late Friend

Always the one to show up late to a party, but somehow ends up being the light of the whole show. Tends to outrun his competitors, a true bad-ass that gets **** done.
#66 to #62 - dubickimus
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#99 to #66 - zerodate
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trilogy.
#68 to #62 - archercarac
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(08/18/2012) [-]
You've really seen him twice though.
#63 to #62 - leakypillow
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Also has a mental disorder that prevents him from comprehending the number 3
#200 - taila
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I see what you did there, Mr Sega.
#104 - narunarunaru
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