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User avatar #287 - lamaswithhats (08/16/2012) [-]
I've been off funnyjunk for a while. Would someone mind telling me what Slender man is? I know I sound like a complete retard.
User avatar #297 to #287 - pokedan (08/16/2012) [-]
Slenderman is a mythical monster who kills anyone who looks at him. He hass a white, eyeless face and extremely long limbs. Basically he's the creepiest godamn monster ever.
User avatar #299 to #297 - lamaswithhats (08/16/2012) [-]
How do you know what he looks like if he kills who ever looks at him?
User avatar #321 to #299 - srskate (08/16/2012) [-]
also, the whole kills anyone who looks at him is subjective. Like any good myth, there are a lot of versions.
User avatar #300 to #299 - pokedan (08/16/2012) [-]
Photographs, and paintings. Plus I did say he's a myth.
User avatar #296 to #287 - killyoudead (08/16/2012) [-]
Slender Man is a mythos said to track back all the way to the beginning of human life. Slender Man may have no facial features, but he does have a sixth sense, omniscience, which makes him able to find you and stalk you. He mainly goes after little kids though, stalking them at a young age, and then soon abducting them when they're a little older. There's actually a YouTube series that explains the mythos in an almost movie-like way called Marble Hornets. It's a very good series that they've done for the past three years. (:
#291 to #287 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
go to youtube and look up Pewdiepie and watch the Slender playlist :)
go to youtube and look up Pewdiepie and watch the Slender playlist :)
User avatar #304 to #291 - sortoathepenguin (08/16/2012) [-]
Do not do this if you value your time. He is not funny in the slightest, his voice is obnoxious and he has no talent whatsoever.
User avatar #315 to #304 - tehmanmilk (08/16/2012) [-]
you need "talent" to play video games and record them???
User avatar #314 to #304 - whitcher (08/16/2012) [-]
Woah man you can't say facts like those around here! 'bros' will thumb you to oblivion!

God PewdiePie is annoying
User avatar #302 to #291 - syndromes (08/16/2012) [-]
**** pewdiepie.
User avatar #293 to #291 - lamaswithhats (08/16/2012) [-]
Alright well thanks both of you.
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