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Rick: You've got a brand new Bugatti Veyron?
Dunce: Yeah, it cost me like $2.5 and has an interior custom made of baby llamas. I just wanna sell it because gas prices are getting so high.
Rick: Okay, let me get my buddy who's an expert on appraising brand new vehicles to jip off dunces like you.
*Car guys comes in*Car guy: Dude, this thing is in amazing shape. There's like three miles on it, too! Did you just buy it and bring it here???
Dunce: Yeah, I am not a clever man.
Car guy: Okay, well, after looking this thing over, I'd have to say that everything is perfect.
Rick: So how much is it worth?
Cr guy: Well, the market has never really been good for dunces trying to sell brand new Veyrons at pawn shops. I'd have to say it's worth... $2499.35 and a piece of salt water taffy.
Rick: Okay, so what do you want for it?
Dunce: You heard the man. I want about $6,000,000 and your firstborn.
Rick: Ehhh, I can't do that. Best I can do is $73.34 and a 1/2 piece of salt water taffy. About five years ago, I could have given you that AND a lamb to sacrifice for the sun god Ra to assure that the sun rises tomorrow, but the market isn't that way anymore.
Dunce: Okay, I'll take the deal.
Dunce: I really wanted what my original asking price was for it AND his son Corey, but I'm happy with my taffy and money.
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The, "Yea, I am not a clever man" made me laugh harder than anything i've seen on fj in a while. Thank you good sire.
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