Every episode of Pawn Stars. . I' Got my original Mona Lisa I' m trying to sell I' m looking for around 2 billion but won' t go any lower than 1. 5 billion. Uh,
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I' Got my original
Mona Lisa I' m trying to sell
I' m looking for around 2 billion
but won' t go any lower than 1. 5 billion.
Uh, yea, there' s not really a market
right now for Mona Lisa;
I' d give you like, bucks, dude.
Alright man, I' d give you like
but that' s the BEST I can
I I ll Jamall _
Yea, I only got for my Mona Lisa'?"
I was looking for a couple billion
but at the end ofthe day, I' got
money in my pocket and that' s
at matters. I' also never heard of eBay,
BILL ode,
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Submitted: 08/15/2012
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#5 - denbry (08/15/2012) [+] (14 replies)
#48 - Robrey (08/15/2012) [+] (22 replies)
I wonder what would happen if someone walked in and tried to sell a mint condition copy of Battletoads.
I wonder what would happen if someone walked in and tried to sell a mint condition copy of Battletoads.
#2 - budbrown (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
+120
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#30 - oldfunnymemories (08/15/2012) [+] (10 replies)
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#265 - CapnInterwebz (08/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#60 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
It's all worth it to hear that damn laugh.
#128 - floggnaw (08/16/2012) [-]
<====== this might come in handy
User avatar #24 - pandachick (08/15/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Have you ever seen Hardcore Pawn?
It's 20 times worse.
#58 - YourName (08/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#40 - slumberdonkey (08/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Hi ummm, i've got George Washington's Penis in a jar
>Hmmm let me bring in my friend who's an expert on George Washington's Penis in a jar
>It would seem that this is most definitely George Washington's Penis
>And it's in a jar
>Ok so how much do you want for it?
>Well i'd take 5,000, it is a big piece of history, and Washington
>Sorry, i'll give you 46 cents, some belly button lint, and half a pepsi
mfw customer takes it
User avatar #28 - hiroized (08/15/2012) [-]
"I've also never heard of eBay"

That, right there, my friends.
#235 - Someguywiththeface (08/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#640 - lonzie (08/16/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Waiting for my dubs to get here.
User avatar #647 to #640 - WhattheNorris (08/16/2012) [-]
**WhattheNorris rolls 00** prehaps I can be of massistance
#278 - Eye (08/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #111 - organicglory (08/16/2012) [-]
Change for a dollar?



The best I can do is 25 cents
#94 - jigglebilly (08/16/2012) [-]
You might get a 9/10 somewhere else, but 6/10 is as high as I'll go.
#134 - Coolinbny (08/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Rick: You've got a brand new Bugatti Veyron?   
Dunce: Yeah, it cost me like $2.5 and has an interior custom made of baby llamas. I just wanna sell it because gas prices are getting so high.   
Rick: Okay, let me get my buddy who's an expert on appraising brand new vehicles to jip off dunces like you.   
*Car guys comes in*Car guy: Dude, this thing is in amazing shape. There's like three miles on it, too! Did you just buy it and bring it here???   
Dunce: Yeah, I am not a clever man.   
Car guy: Okay, well, after looking this thing over, I'd have to say that everything is perfect.   
Rick: So how much is it worth?   
Cr guy: Well, the market has never really been good for dunces trying to sell brand new Veyrons at pawn shops. I'd have to say it's worth... $2499.35 and a piece of salt water taffy.   
Rick: Okay, so what do you want for it?   
Dunce: You heard the man. I want about $6,000,000 and your firstborn.   
Rick: Ehhh, I can't do that. Best I can do is $73.34 and a 1/2 piece of salt water taffy. About five years ago, I could have given you that AND a lamb to sacrifice for the sun god Ra to assure that the sun rises tomorrow, but the market isn't that way anymore.   
Dunce: Okay, I'll take the deal.   
Dunce: I really wanted what my original asking price was for it AND his son Corey, but I'm happy with my taffy and money.
Rick: You've got a brand new Bugatti Veyron?
Dunce: Yeah, it cost me like $2.5 and has an interior custom made of baby llamas. I just wanna sell it because gas prices are getting so high.
Rick: Okay, let me get my buddy who's an expert on appraising brand new vehicles to jip off dunces like you.
*Car guys comes in*Car guy: Dude, this thing is in amazing shape. There's like three miles on it, too! Did you just buy it and bring it here???
Dunce: Yeah, I am not a clever man.
Car guy: Okay, well, after looking this thing over, I'd have to say that everything is perfect.
Rick: So how much is it worth?
Cr guy: Well, the market has never really been good for dunces trying to sell brand new Veyrons at pawn shops. I'd have to say it's worth... $2499.35 and a piece of salt water taffy.
Rick: Okay, so what do you want for it?
Dunce: You heard the man. I want about $6,000,000 and your firstborn.
Rick: Ehhh, I can't do that. Best I can do is $73.34 and a 1/2 piece of salt water taffy. About five years ago, I could have given you that AND a lamb to sacrifice for the sun god Ra to assure that the sun rises tomorrow, but the market isn't that way anymore.
Dunce: Okay, I'll take the deal.
Dunce: I really wanted what my original asking price was for it AND his son Corey, but I'm happy with my taffy and money.
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