Give this man a medal. Fake or not, definitely well crafted. some kid with a girl I at a party wants an abortion kl volunteer's kid a daughter 3 days after my o
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Give this man a medal

 
Give this man a medal. Fake or not, definitely well crafted. some kid with a girl I at a party wants an abortion kl volunteer's kid a daughter 3 days after my o

Fake or not, definitely well crafted

some kid with a girl I ****** at a party
wants an abortion
kl volunteer's kid
a daughter 3 days after my own birthday
13 and going to college with a newborn.
bviously this isn' t going to work out well.
t give herto overbearing asian mother.
forward 5 years
Riot through with pretty good grades, and a bachelor in Criminology and Psychology
kl ******* love my daughter so much
of nowhere the slut I ****** wants my kid.
why not visit her
jpg
4 go to her house
Churns out she' s some bitch crackwhore
demands full custody of MY daughter
Churns out she is LITERALLY a crackwhore
stories on lb’ and everywhere else
call her and ask herto negotiate custody.
firing Ring time.
her if we can drink.
a few drops in hendrick.
rue. few days later I was called into the police station
h **** I' m done for
wanted to inform me that the mother of my child died of a crack overdose.
when the police pinned hardenth on her addictions and not me.
Hm If and I love my kid.
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#8 - spyderbro (08/16/2012) [-]
For this guy, fresh from paint.
#166 to #8 - dragenninja (08/16/2012) [-]
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#95 to #8 - wrpen (08/16/2012) [-]
Those MS paint skill levels

are too damn high.
User avatar #173 to #8 - whiteniggers (08/16/2012) [-]
Dragon dildos!
#225 to #8 - McFuckUp (08/16/2012) [-]
For future use
#9 - tibialun (08/16/2012) [-]
Potassium Cyanide is a crucial ingredient in ring cleaner, if a human were to ingest a few ml worth, they'd first get very sleepy, and if medical attention isn't received within forty-five minutes, death is a good result. Usually death by potassium cyanide is hard to figure out by autopsy,
User avatar #32 to #9 - Oblivion (08/16/2012) [-]
Ring as in jewelry? Or the kind of ring you'd find on wood from wet drink glasses? (I'm probably over thinking this, but hey.)
User avatar #39 to #32 - tibialun (08/16/2012) [-]
Yup, the chemical has properties that makes gold shine.
User avatar #48 to #9 - SeoYummy (08/16/2012) [-]
"In other news, 7 deaths have occurred relating to Potassium Cyanide this past week."


(look at faves)
User avatar #198 to #48 - shitshitshit (08/16/2012) [-]
try 34+
User avatar #280 to #48 - faggotishshit ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
41
User avatar #14 to #9 - Spavaloo (08/16/2012) [-]
STOP GIVING ME IDEAS.

Then again... I might just write that down.
#203 - taygah (08/16/2012) [-]
mfw
#236 to #165 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
mfw
#218 to #165 - xbenas (08/16/2012) [-]
MFW as the story progresses
MFW as the story progresses
User avatar #210 to #165 - majormoron (08/16/2012) [-]
dafaqijustread.jpeg
User avatar #180 to #178 - thetattooedone (08/16/2012) [-]
Him cute!!!!
#188 to #165 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#212 to #165 - kippa (08/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#200 to #181 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #251 to #181 - admiralen (08/16/2012) [-]
looks like the dude
#151 - itroitnyah (08/16/2012) [-]
Real or not, this guy deserves it
#246 - gafasipo (08/16/2012) [-]
Either a good story teller or a sociopath. Either way fits well into /b/
Either a good story teller or a sociopath. Either way fits well into /b/
#238 - albertjester (08/16/2012) [-]
parenting done right.
parenting done right.
User avatar #267 to #238 - rhinoplasty (08/16/2012) [-]
a tv show done right ^^^
#133 - aBlindMoron (08/16/2012) [-]
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

#157 to #133 - kaiferin (08/16/2012) [-]
Regardless, enjoy the story. It's a good one is it not?
#34 - terminalinfinity (08/16/2012) [-]
**** that bitch. Only reason she cared about the kid is because she wanted child support to pay for her crack habit.
Seen a guy on FJ today who built hands for himself out of wood after he lost his to provide for his family and a man kill some cracked out whore to protect his only daughter.
What's your excuse for not manning the **** up? Faith in humanity restored.
User avatar #73 to #34 - RootBeerLover (08/16/2012) [-]
i hate to be that guy, but my ocd is kicking in, the guy had metal arms, not wood, sorry
#3 - beerterror (08/15/2012) [-]
The really sad part is, that in court, her chances of getting the baby were incredibly (according to the situation and her child-raising capability) high.
User avatar #86 - Onemanretardpack (08/16/2012) [-]
Probably a good thing that's how he handled it. Seems like the custody system in the US likes to **** over the dad in almost every case, even if he's just as good as, if not a better parent than the other parent and better able to provide for it
User avatar #100 to #86 - dyllygaf (08/16/2012) [-]
While that is true, in extreme situations like that, the father would still most likely be able to keep full custody after the courts would inevitably find out she's a raging drug addict
User avatar #16 - elise (08/16/2012) [-]
if you think about it this guy is actually got his priorities straight. he'd rather kill some crack whore life ruining bitch than his potential child. though killing her was ****** up and all that. itsallforthebest.jpg
User avatar #17 to #16 - elise (08/16/2012) [-]
is
#249 - bdub (08/16/2012) [-]
My hair is cats your argument is invalid!
User avatar #59 - silvanyis (08/16/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but even being female I have to give the guy a hand. There are THOUSANDS of stories of women who don't want to raise their children (and men too, but still) and then want them back when they hit 5 or so and the regret hits in.

That kind of selfishness cannot be rewarded. If she is/was literally a crackwhore, nothing of value was lost that day.
User avatar #88 to #59 - Tyranitar (08/16/2012) [-]
It probably wasn't regret. The bitch probably waited for the baby years to pass by, then found a use for a little girl and decided to try and get her back.
User avatar #89 to #88 - silvanyis (08/16/2012) [-]
Likely so. Child support/welfare is a huge motivation to a lot of people.
+20
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User avatar #243 - hairydickfarts (08/16/2012) [-]
i was waiting for

"open the door, get on the floor..."

or

"mfw Im Mr Crabs"

thats how you know you've seen too much /b/
#87 - doodogger (08/16/2012) [-]
HFW   
   
I think he should have dealt with it in a better way though.
HFW

I think he should have dealt with it in a better way though.
#287 to #87 - doodogger (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh 			****		 I see comments down there that are red thumbed that basically say the same thing. Speech lvl 100.
Oh **** I see comments down there that are red thumbed that basically say the same thing. Speech lvl 100.
#96 to #87 - redguardsman (08/16/2012) [-]
Yes. A bullet straight to the head is much more efficient. Gives a better message.
#113 to #96 - burnitwithfireteam (08/16/2012) [-]
The cat's stare... IT BURNS MY SOUL!
User avatar #27 - tehweave (08/16/2012) [-]
Give this man a medal! For murder!

**** it. Father of the year.
#103 - pastortroy (08/16/2012) [-]
Or... OR. You could tell her to 			****		 off.   
but murder's cool too
Or... OR. You could tell her to **** off.
but murder's cool too
#36 - thumbcommentthumb (08/16/2012) [-]
I was very pleased with this.
Wait.
HE KILLED SOMEONE!?
Meh. Still very pleased.
User avatar #41 to #36 - Lainge ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
Killed a crack whore.
Not even remotely anything of value was lost.
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