Give this man a medal. Fake or not, definitely well crafted. some kid with a girl I fucked at a party wants an abortion kl volunteer's kid a daughter 3 days aft Give this man a medal Fake or not definitely well crafted some kid with girl I fucked at party wants an abortion kl volunteer's daughter 3 days aft
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Give this man a medal. Fake or not, definitely well crafted. some kid with a girl I fucked at a party wants an abortion kl volunteer's kid a daughter 3 days aft

Fake or not, definitely well crafted

some kid with a girl I fucked at a party
wants an abortion
kl volunteer's kid
a daughter 3 days after my own birthday
13 and going to college with a newborn.
bviously this isn' t going to work out well.
t give herto overbearing asian mother.
forward 5 years
Riot through with pretty good grades, and a bachelor in Criminology and Psychology
kl fucking love my daughter so much
of nowhere the slut I fucked wants my kid.
why not visit her
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4 go to her house
Churns out she' s some bitch crackwhore
demands full custody of MY daughter
Churns out she is LITERALLY a crackwhore
stories on lb’ and everywhere else
call her and ask herto negotiate custody.
firing Ring time.
her if we can drink.
a few drops in hendrick.
rue. few days later I was called into the police station
h fuck I' m done for
wanted to inform me that the mother of my child died of a crack overdose.
when the police pinned hardenth on her addictions and not me.
Hm If and I love my kid.
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#8 - spyderbro
Reply +115 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
For this guy, fresh from paint.
#166 to #8 - dragenninja
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(08/16/2012) [-]
**dragenninja rolled a random image posted in comment #469240 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
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User avatar #173 to #8 - whiteniggers
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
Dragon dildos!
#95 to #8 - wrpen
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
Those MS paint skill levels

are too damn high.
#225 to #8 - McFuckUp
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
For future use
#165 - hookerr
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(08/16/2012) [-]
#188 to #165 - anon id: db35f73b
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#229 to #165 - xgameloverx
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#236 to #165 - anon id: 349f4f2e
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(08/16/2012) [-]
mfw
#218 to #165 - xbenas
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(08/16/2012) [-]
MFW as the story progresses
MFW as the story progresses
User avatar #210 to #165 - majormoron
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(08/16/2012) [-]
dafaqijustread.jpeg
#178 to #165 - fukyeahraptorr
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(08/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #180 to #178 - thetattooedone
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
Him cute!!!!
#212 to #165 - kippa
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(08/16/2012) [-]
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#181 to #165 - alexanderisme
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(08/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #251 to #181 - admiralen
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(08/16/2012) [-]
looks like the dude
#200 to #181 - anon id: 5493bd76
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#171 to #165 - iseewhatididthere
Reply +44 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
dude
dude
#3 - beerterror
Reply +69 123456789123345869
(08/15/2012) [-]
The really sad part is, that in court, her chances of getting the baby were incredibly (according to the situation and her child-raising capability) high.
#9 - tibialun
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(08/16/2012) [-]
Potassium Cyanide is a crucial ingredient in ring cleaner, if a human were to ingest a few ml worth, they'd first get very sleepy, and if medical attention isn't received within forty-five minutes, death is a good result. Usually death by potassium cyanide is hard to figure out by autopsy,
User avatar #32 to #9 - Oblivion
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(08/16/2012) [-]
Ring as in jewelry? Or the kind of ring you'd find on wood from wet drink glasses? (I'm probably over thinking this, but hey.)
User avatar #39 to #32 - tibialun
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(08/16/2012) [-]
Yup, the chemical has properties that makes gold shine.
User avatar #48 to #9 - SeoYummy
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(08/16/2012) [-]
"In other news, 7 deaths have occurred relating to Potassium Cyanide this past week."


(look at faves)
User avatar #198 to #48 - shitshitshit
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
try 34+
User avatar #280 to #48 - faggotishshit
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(08/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #9 - Spavaloo
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
STOP GIVING ME IDEAS.

Then again... I might just write that down.
#203 - taygah
Reply +44 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
mfw
User avatar #59 - silvanyis
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but even being female I have to give the guy a hand. There are THOUSANDS of stories of women who don't want to raise their children (and men too, but still) and then want them back when they hit 5 or so and the regret hits in.

That kind of selfishness cannot be rewarded. If she is/was literally a crackwhore, nothing of value was lost that day.
User avatar #88 to #59 - Tyranitar
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(08/16/2012) [-]
It probably wasn't regret. The bitch probably waited for the baby years to pass by, then found a use for a little girl and decided to try and get her back.
User avatar #89 to #88 - silvanyis
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
Likely so. Child support/welfare is a huge motivation to a lot of people.
User avatar #239 - talonwooten
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
because admitting you killed someone on the internet is a good idea...
User avatar #240 to #239 - dzamie
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
You seem to not understand how 4chan works.
#241 to #240 - niggertonguemyanus **User deleted account**
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#245 to #241 - potatopenis
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
You seem to not understand that most stories on the internet are ********.
User avatar #248 to #245 - Mattyowl
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
You seem to not understand that all stories on the internet are ********.
User avatar #253 to #248 - akkere
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
You all seem to not understand how not understanding leads to further misunderstanding of understandings.

Understand?
#259 to #253 - skorpius
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
Perfect.
Perfect.
#282 to #253 - Mattyowl
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(08/16/2012) [-]
I understand.
I understand.
#279 to #253 - explosions
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(08/16/2012) [-]
perfect reply
User avatar #256 to #253 - drfreeman
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(08/16/2012) [-]
no
#272 to #241 - isuldrake
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(08/16/2012) [-]
I am pretty sure finding the real killer of some random crackwhore who is already presumed to have died due to OD isn't too high on the FBIs list.

#151 - itroitnyah
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
Real or not, this guy deserves it
#31 - ninjabadger
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
That's actually a really great father.
That's actually a really great father.
#34 - terminalinfinity
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
**** that bitch. Only reason she cared about the kid is because she wanted child support to pay for her crack habit.
Seen a guy on FJ today who built hands for himself out of wood after he lost his to provide for his family and a man kill some cracked out whore to protect his only daughter.
What's your excuse for not manning the **** up? Faith in humanity restored.
User avatar #73 to #34 - RootBeerLover
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(08/16/2012) [-]
i hate to be that guy, but my ocd is kicking in, the guy had metal arms, not wood, sorry