Evolution. . Question: If humans evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys? Humans did not evolve FROM monkeys. We evolved from a Common Ancestor.
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Evolution

Question: If humans evolved from monkeys,
then why are there still monkeys?
Humans did not evolve
FROM monkeys. We evolved
from a Common Ancestor.
In the begginging:
This is a single cell.
At some point, the cell copied itself to form two cells.
However, the second cell (grey) came out different in
some way. It had a mutation.
The mutation allowed the second cell to eat pink
food, something the original cell could not do.
O The white cell, however, can still only eat yellow food.
When the yellow food one day begins to disappear from the
environment, suddenly this mutation is critical to the survival
of the grey cell survival.
This is what we call Adaptation.
Time
This adaptation continued to happen with all life as it spread
into new environments. Over thousands of generations and
millions of years, these adaptations accommodate until life looks
very different from when it started, with only the most well
adapted species surviving.
This process is known as:
Natural Selection
A similar process happened with man.
The traditional image that represents the evolution of
man is this:
However, this process is more accurately conveyed through a
different, slightly more complex image:
Approximate DNA similarity to humans:
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Unfortunately, these guys just didn' t make it to the present =
So while we have a common ancestor with monkeys, we didn' t
evolve from them directly, if anything we evolved with them.
Thank you for reading.
Please Note‘ While this image attempts to accurately portray the process of evolution, l is still a grossly
oversimplified version of a very complex process If you are intrigued or want to learn more then head
to Berkeley' s 'Understanding Evolution‘ page © http:// , edu/,
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#378 - Natelawl (08/16/2012) [-]
HEY ATHEISTS
IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST, THEN WHY DOES EUROPE HAVE BETTER CARS?!?!
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User avatar #388 to #378 - hilterskankles (08/16/2012) [-]
siri man u make no sense
User avatar #509 to #378 - nogphille (08/16/2012) [-]
when it gets cold enough, women automatically get 2 points each though...
#552 - dickorcock (08/16/2012) [-]
Then how come it only took this ear 20 years to develop human characteristics?
User avatar #570 to #552 - megatrollinator (08/16/2012) [-]
Because the website used is designed for faces. It incorporated Human Facial Features into any image used, regardless of the content.
User avatar #658 to #642 - megatrollinator (08/16/2012) [-]
Sorry for ruining the joke, but I don't think it's funny in the list.
#31 - SenorButtPlug (08/16/2012) [-]
But can your evolution explain this?
#44 to #31 - Haane (08/16/2012) [-]
This isn't even my final form
User avatar #36 to #31 - TheOriginalNerd (08/16/2012) [-]
has science gone too far??
#37 to #36 - SenorButtPlug (08/16/2012) [-]
Not far enough. I think we need an Adolphin Hitler to go with our Osama Dog Laden.
Not far enough. I think we need an Adolphin Hitler to go with our Osama Dog Laden.
#219 - theotherdudec (08/16/2012) [-]
Did anyone else just skip past the post because they already understand evolution?
User avatar #231 to #219 - CaaptainObvious (08/16/2012) [-]
exactly, this is 9th grades shiz.
User avatar #284 to #231 - falloutfanatic (08/16/2012) [-]
i know some 9th graders that dont know this
User avatar #811 to #284 - christofferse (09/02/2012) [-]
yeah, my classmates...
User avatar #265 to #219 - aldheim (08/16/2012) [-]
I read it anyway. I don't know why.
#210 - MCmc (08/16/2012) [-]
If we came from England, why are there still British people?
-Anon
#51 - newmainman (08/16/2012) [-]
Oh yeah atheists?! Well if there is no god, then how does my cinnamon toast crunch cereal taste so ************* delicious?!

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User avatar #226 to #51 - iamnits (08/16/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? Well if god exists, why did he tell me he doesn't exist?
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#689 to #226 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
No,justno.jpeg
You make Atheists look dumber than Christians.
User avatar #55 to #51 - zraxx (08/16/2012) [-]
Because of reasons
#56 to #55 - newmainman (08/16/2012) [-]
Ha! No one could possibly explain it.
User avatar #57 to #56 - zraxx (08/16/2012) [-]
Hahaha. Silly human I simply can't tell you why, for then the quest would end. For you to know the truth you must be a higher level.
#67 to #57 - newmainman (08/16/2012) [-]
Let us embark upon this quest of knowledge and power...
User avatar #70 to #67 - zraxx (08/16/2012) [-]
Then Gear up young one, for we ride at dawn. and the road is hard, but should we find ourselves victorious then you shall be a greater man.
#73 to #70 - newmainman (08/16/2012) [-]
I'm ready..
#75 to #73 - zraxx (08/16/2012) [-]
Good, for now its time for me to reveal my true form.

Gaze upon me in my perfection, I am EVOLUTION INCARNATE
#76 to #75 - newmainman (08/16/2012) [-]
Oh......oh my.
User avatar #77 to #76 - zraxx (08/16/2012) [-]
Now then ask yourself the question we have been searching for, the answer should now be apparent
#81 to #77 - newmainman (08/16/2012) [-]
Well i had stuff to do tonight...guess i can cancel that...
User avatar #83 to #81 - zraxx (08/16/2012) [-]
I now pass the information on to you, be ready for when I do. you shall be the sole keeper of Science's darkest and deepest secret.


Because there's Cinnamon covered swirls in every bite!!!
#85 to #84 - zraxx (08/16/2012) [-]
My time has come to an end, as my powers are fading. I grant you this, new body, a new form to keep the knowledge of science in and to protect you. use it well
#807 to #85 - newmainman (08/17/2012) [-]
Thank you my almighty guru....i shall never forget...
User avatar #619 to #51 - futtashy (08/16/2012) [-]
Well, if god is real, then why not Zoidberg?

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#244 to #51 - mrcowll ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
Well you see. Due to modern advances in technology and the fact that I am a head researcher who was given a team of the brightest minds on the planet along with a 50 trillion dollar budget we have been able to confirm the truth. After years of research we have came across something never thought to exist in Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a substance know as: Glucose.
User avatar #161 to #51 - SeoYummy (08/16/2012) [-]
If god isn't real, then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo? Ho ho ho ho hooooo
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User avatar #209 to #161 - RisenLichen (08/16/2012) [-]
If god isnt real, then how did zoop bibbity boo bop into mordor?

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#348 to #209 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
if god isn't real, then how did beep boop boop boop bop, boop boop bop.

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#489 to #348 - imcadence (08/16/2012) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at So true. ** the only original one of these iv seen and it gets thumbed down typical funny junk any thing that is original is just wrong
#520 to #489 - dragenninja (08/16/2012) [-]
**dragenninja rolled a random image posted in comment #300 at Good thing i fapped today **
User avatar #527 to #520 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/16/2012) [-]
what the actual ****
#530 to #527 - dragenninja (08/16/2012) [-]
Its from a porno want link?
User avatar #532 to #530 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/16/2012) [-]
for research purposes
User avatar #375 to #161 - wrpen (08/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #431 to #161 - sacredmagic (08/16/2012) [-]
Whenever I see a Jabba comment, I giggle uncontrollably. TY!
#669 - antimedic (08/16/2012) [-]
**antimedic rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at well done /b/ ** <-------This is what i evolved from.
User avatar #671 to #669 - antimedic (08/16/2012) [-]
Oh **** ....that looks like me now...maybe im unevolved):
#714 to #669 - reptarslayer (08/16/2012) [-]
**reptarslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #279 at Dickbutt ** This is what I evolved from.
#786 to #714 - draezeth (08/16/2012) [-]
**draezeth rolled a random image posted in comment #368840 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Now me!
User avatar #787 to #786 - draezeth (08/16/2012) [-]
I KNEW IT!
User avatar #788 to #787 - reptarslayer (08/16/2012) [-]
HEY GUYS DRAEZETH IS A BRONY.
User avatar #1 - nomorecounting (08/15/2012) [-]
Neanderthal, now extinct.

Because we killed them! Homo Sapiens **** YEAH!
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#511 to #1 - soulkiller ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
What did you say? We made those bastards even famous!
#12 to #1 - finishhimlarry (08/15/2012) [-]
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Actually, no-one really knows how the neanderthals became extinct. They had larger brains than us and may have possibly been smarter than us. They could run faster, were stronger than us, and had society and culture, much like we had, and have.

Now, violence may have contributed to the extinction of course, but there are other hypotheses' out there such as climate change, and a rather strange interbreeding hypotheses.

They are often portrayed as being stupid, or lesser than Homo Sapiens, but in fact, it was most likely the other way around. The more you know.
#450 to #12 - rennat (08/16/2012) [-]
Actually, the larger brain didn't contribute to a higher intellect. All of the cave systems discovered with bones of neanderthal man had the simplest forms of tools and never developed permanent dwellings. An analyses of their skulls showed that they lacked chins and thus would have been unable to communicate with any words, and no written word or any type of symbols have been discovered to indicate that they would have developed the written word. More likely, the increased cranial capacity allowed for a more complex understanding of migration patterns and hunting techniques, but they didn't survive long enough to develop higher level thought processes. And a recent discover uncovered that many people of European descent shared many genes associated with neanderthal man and is becoming more widely acknowledged that they likely interbred into cro magnon man, as well as larger tribes disbanding and dying from starvation due to a lack of available heat and food. I really like anthropology.
User avatar #690 to #12 - jouten (08/16/2012) [-]
We were better at throwing spears.

BRUTE FORCE **** YEA
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User avatar #102 to #13 - graphically (08/16/2012) [-]
I like to believe they took off into the see, and eventually evolved into mermen.
#104 - azroth (08/16/2012) [-]
food for my brain
#557 - moozmax (08/16/2012) [-]
**** you, i dont need no head.
#590 to #557 - kogkermit (08/16/2012) [-]
**** you i'm spidermonkey
#229 - biggrand (08/16/2012) [-]
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if rice crispys are dry, then why can I only buy two shoes at a time?

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#705 - therealredhood (08/16/2012) [-]
Ridiculous!
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User avatar #65 - derangedberger ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
Well if there is no god then how come macs are better than pepsi?
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#502 - ukellisuae (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah but if somebody believes a book that was written 2000 years ago, then rewritten and changed languages and then rewritten and then rewritten again etc. chances are they aren't going to listen to logic
#517 to #502 - careyious (08/16/2012) [-]
Well, strictly speaking science does change very often as we realise how little we actually understand about the universe. Like we used to think that the entire universe revolved around the Earth, but then Galileo proved that the Earth revolves around the sun instead, we literally changed the entire model of the universe. Or when the fundamental of the atom (meaning indivisible), was proven to be made of even smaller sub-atomic particles. I feel like science's best trait over pure faith, is that we are willing to change when we are proven to be wrong, whilst most faiths have issues changing.
#564 to #517 - ukellisuae (08/16/2012) [-]
I understand what you mean but 'science' as whole can adapt and accepts that it is wrong. People who read religious books on the other hand just say things like, god works in mysterious ways or take the spirit of the quote not word for word. Then claim its all perfect.
User avatar #528 to #517 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
Well it's totally not like christians and other people who could not believe the world was round killed people for such statements. No, no. Rather listen to an old man telling about his fantasy friend called God.

Science does not change by the way.
#588 to #528 - careyious (08/16/2012) [-]
Well, when I say science, I do mean our understanding of the universe, rather than the laws of the universe. I did assume most people would correctly interpret what I said, but I accept people do perceive things differently.
User avatar #593 to #588 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
People perceive it as you write it. You just failed to write what you meant properly and of course it's followed by me being thumbed now. Lawl.
#526 to #517 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah those are called paradigm shifts, rewriting the bible to be pro-monarchy like the bishops bible clearly shows that the true message is twisted to an agenda and is not paradigm shifting, it's just a means of controlling people.
#218 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
A scientist looking through these comments would probably have a brain aneurysm.
#755 - dragginbref ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
WHAT I LEARNED ON FUNNYJUNK TODAY IS
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