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FT) Left
ERICII
tibial.
fir,
trat,' retten
r, tirty
at, Tht/ helot,
So there Iwas lying on my bed slitting
my wrist, committing suicide.
Rat poison and should
really guarantee death.
I waited and waited.
Just lying there and not dying.
So I knotted some towels together
Put it on a tree to hang myself.
It broke the moment I tried to hang.
So I used my belt instead.
The belt broke as well.
So then I took off my clothes.
Knotted it and put it on the tree.
Broke again.
Narrator)
After so many failed suicide attempts,
Mou Giude felt like that
even heaven itself was teasing him.
Read: Even God was ******* with him.)
So there was this water heater at my
home that heats water.
I grabbed it
thinking electricity must be able to
kill me
turns out electricity could not kill me
The breaker tripped.
So I went out on the street
And hailed a .TEWW'. l
I gave = driver 50 RMB
And asked him to buy me a bottle of
pesticide
So he (Mou) went into the mountains
He drank the whole bottle of pesticide
And had a bellyache
It was so agonizing
Hearst tumbled down the hills
Rolling all the way to the roadside
And was rushed to hospital.
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User avatar #11 - bananaananas (08/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, select, start.

he got thirty lives.


or he's part cat.
#16 - RageRambo (08/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Moe Syzlak In real life.
#175 - rollcore (08/16/2012) [+] (10 replies)
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #489073 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#4 - redneckonlsd ONLINE (08/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Sounds like Cyanide & Happiness - Sad, Sad Larry.
User avatar #7 - bloodofthedragon ONLINE (08/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
So a modern day rasputin?
#21 - krayolakid (08/15/2012) [-]
man, who would've guessed
#242 - jigglebilly (08/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #15 - kamehamehanurd (08/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This dude is a fixed point in time.
#102 - pariahlol (08/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I almost wanna try to kill myself to see if I'm immortal
User avatar #107 to #102 - tiberioustyphr (08/16/2012) [-]
**tiberioustyphr rolls 00** Roll dubs, then you have to deliver.
#3 - willsgotbeer (08/15/2012) [-]
Was his name Brian by any chance?
Was his name Brian by any chance?
#218 - EdwardNigma (08/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
JUST JUMP INFRONT OF A TRAIN, **** .
#68 - grimcrimson (08/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
holy ******* **** get this guy into the military damn
<--- his face when hes immortal
User avatar #235 - loledat (08/16/2012) [-]
Was this guys name brian?
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2012) [-]
A water heater that heats water?

WTF is ths witchcraft!?
#52 - oldfags (08/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
That's my boy!
#97 - knowstoomuch (08/16/2012) [-]
This is the worst way to find out you are immortal.
#214 - greasynutsack (08/16/2012) [-]
MFW water heater at my home that heats water
#136 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2012) [-]
No, I seriously can't die...
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