I'm slightly scared...... I hit this thing with my shoe, sprayed it with bug spray, and positioned a fan so it went through the blades, and its still fine. Seri bug scared insec
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I'm slightly scared...... I hit this thing with my shoe, sprayed it with bug spray, and positioned a fan so it went through the blades, and its still fine. Seri

I hit this thing with my shoe, sprayed it with bug spray, and positioned a fan so it went through the blades, and its still fine. Seriously, what do I do? I have a handgun but kind of like my desk in its bullet hole free state.

I have one of these trapped under a clear glass on my desk. Its about 4
inches long, and very angry. What the **** is it and how many different ways
could it kill me?
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User avatar #232 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/15/2012) [-]
I didn't realise that snookie had given birth already.
User avatar #154 - tkuja (08/15/2012) [-]
tame it, ride it
#169 - Rascal (08/15/2012) [-]
Now hold on, if you sprayed it with bug spray just slooowly slide the glass down until his wings are showing, light the wings on fire so it can't fly, offer ita treaty, promise him better wings, at this point he will have no choice, he will accept and you must finda way to provide him wings, the wasp will be gratefull and follow you around, but the secret was illuminati don't enjoy wasp and human interactions, you two will go on adventures together slaying the wasp illuminati, however your wasp companion will die in the final battle, you will be crushed but the wasp illuminati will be gone and people will no longer fear wasps, a monument will be built in your honor, on the day of your wasps funeral you will approach the funeral home, and in grief you will grab the doorknob and open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
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User avatar #187 to #174 - YeYouKnoMe (08/15/2012) [-]
Thats not you, look at the times between your comments, you were clearly logged in just a few moments before anon posted that comment. Retard.
#419 to #187 - Rascal (08/15/2012) [-]
... it was him. Show both comments then use Hide All on the anons post. It would not hide his post if it wasn't posted from the same IP. Tadaa!
#248 to #174 - yapperson (08/15/2012) [-]
Even if that WAS you who posted that, why would you even say that it was you? People should know by now that it never works in their favor.
#629 to #169 - samxdaxman (08/15/2012) [-]
*******		 			****		 anon.......... that was amazing.....
******* **** anon.......... that was amazing.....
#803 to #169 - perfectcomment (08/16/2012) [-]
You magnificent bastard, you.
#602 to #169 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/15/2012) [-]
Anon, that was amazing
Anon, that was amazing
#130 - Rascal (08/15/2012) [-]
Spray it with compressed air 'til frozen.
Look up fly plane.
Do with this mother ****** .
Post video.
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#147 to #82 - rytul (08/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #485 to #147 - nwmirite (08/15/2012) [-]
What is this from?
#875 - thatdamngreek (08/16/2012) [-]
did you try setting it to wumbo?
did you try setting it to wumbo?
#898 to #875 - mrgreatreturns (08/16/2012) [-]
And now i'm laughing like a retard, muttering "wumbo"

But, then again, this was your plan all along, wasn't it?
#881 to #875 - lazaman (08/16/2012) [-]
Ohgodlol
#921 to #881 - thatdamngreek (08/16/2012) [-]
thanks guys! :D I honestly thought I was gonna get thumbed down for sounding stupid!
User avatar #817 to #748 - DJchowder (08/16/2012) [-]
YES!
User avatar #418 to #415 - leonsdrago ONLINE (08/15/2012) [-]
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
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#332 - stizz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344 to #332 - Rascal (08/15/2012) [-]
it'll climb up OP's asshole and start a wasp colony. OP will use his new found ass wasp colony to strike fear into those who do not obey him. His ass wasp farts will be the end of the world, on December 21st, 2012. Mark my words.
User avatar #359 to #344 - wrought (08/15/2012) [-]
^best anon
#230 - zoidbergxxv (08/15/2012) [-]
****		 YOUR DESK! SHOOT SO IT DOESN'T BREED!
**** YOUR DESK! SHOOT SO IT DOESN'T BREED!
User avatar #252 to #230 - nightmareluna (08/15/2012) [-]
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
#129 - dawggz (08/15/2012) [-]
Beat it, slam it, break it, rip it.
Trash it, burn it, throw and blow it
Char it, pack it, sink it, pave it
Blow it, throw it, eliminate it


#342 to #129 - Rascal (08/15/2012) [-]
Is this a song?
User avatar #416 to #342 - jennyg (08/15/2012) [-]
Yes, Technologic by Daft Punk
User avatar #453 to #129 - thewhimsicalfox (08/15/2012) [-]
That has such a lovely beat to it.
#489 to #453 - Rascal (08/15/2012) [-]
daft punk maybe?
User avatar #498 to #489 - thewhimsicalfox (08/15/2012) [-]
I didn't realise it was a song. That's why I subconsciously put it to a beat. Cheers :)
User avatar #141 to #129 - Noonelikesanimal (08/15/2012) [-]
quick erase it
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#156 to #129 - tomthepottle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#426 - stopbeingpotatoes (08/15/2012) [-]
now, let's think about this...
#116 - capinshanks (08/15/2012) [-]
Gotta Knife-Wrench that ******
#185 to #116 - danielhargadine (08/15/2012) [-]
or this ax cane
#118 to #116 - joeyland (08/15/2012) [-]
And have Turk use it!
And have Turk use it!
User avatar #26 - edgeofshadows (08/15/2012) [-]
The question is will it blend?
#659 - bladebites (08/16/2012) [-]
Scorpion wasp, the stinger is it's dick.   
Now that I've given you two reasons you should kill it before it eats your soul, I ask that you please don't.  This probably sounds like PETA 			********		, but seriously, could you try to just let it go? Just because it's an insect doesn't man you should kill it.    
I'll probably get down thumbs because people hate it when anyone says anything about "animal rights" or whatever, but I just feel bad that you're basically torturing it for existing. :/    
For your time, I give you this weird gif I never get to use.
Scorpion wasp, the stinger is it's dick.
Now that I've given you two reasons you should kill it before it eats your soul, I ask that you please don't. This probably sounds like PETA ******** , but seriously, could you try to just let it go? Just because it's an insect doesn't man you should kill it.
I'll probably get down thumbs because people hate it when anyone says anything about "animal rights" or whatever, but I just feel bad that you're basically torturing it for existing. :/
For your time, I give you this weird gif I never get to use.
User avatar #760 to #659 - bladebites (08/16/2012) [-]
Did a quick Google search on it, it's also harmless, apparently. So yeah, c'mon, man. Just let it live.
#716 to #659 - cubanwhiteman (08/16/2012) [-]
I can't wait until a scorpion wasp enters your house, and you 'let it go', then it moves in   
with another scorpion wasp that lives in your attic and for weeks they start cooking crystal meth, after cooking    
the meth it sells it to buy a decent amount of illegal russian war machines. When it has    
acquired the war machines, it sneaks it into your room in the night, as you wake up, you find    
the war machine and wonder why such a device would be in your bedroom.    
And while you ponder that, the 			******		 stings you in the asshole.
I can't wait until a scorpion wasp enters your house, and you 'let it go', then it moves in
with another scorpion wasp that lives in your attic and for weeks they start cooking crystal meth, after cooking
the meth it sells it to buy a decent amount of illegal russian war machines. When it has
acquired the war machines, it sneaks it into your room in the night, as you wake up, you find
the war machine and wonder why such a device would be in your bedroom.
And while you ponder that, the ****** stings you in the asshole.
#741 to #716 - bladebites (08/16/2012) [-]
I started laughing at "crystal meth" and couldn't stop until a while after I was done reading, just at the thought of one of these things sitting around making drugs in an attic. xD
I'm just saying, you know, since you could trap it in an upside down cup, cover the opening with paper and let it go out a window or something, never to be seen again. What's the point of killing it? It's just a bug minding it's own business. I just feel bad that people are always killing random bugs off for no reason.
#673 to #659 - partake (08/16/2012) [-]
Killing Insects are fun, but some you just got to let free. I agree with bladebites. Let it free so you can continue fapping.
Killing Insects are fun, but some you just got to let free. I agree with bladebites. Let it free so you can continue fapping.
User avatar #717 to #673 - bladebites (08/16/2012) [-]
Thank you, good sir.
#639 - albertjester (08/16/2012) [-]
it's a baby cazador. you must use a stealth boy, crouch, then hit it with an anti material rifle.
#434 - Rascal (08/15/2012) [-]
Put your dick in it and post pics
User avatar #450 to #434 - primaldeath (08/15/2012) [-]
so this is what they call "the internet"
#558 to #450 - guillnae (08/15/2012) [-]
Welcome!
#71 - Rascal (08/15/2012) [-]
KILL IT WITH SCIENCE
#707 - nothisissparta (08/16/2012) [-]
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
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