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Anon's Love child

File: 32 KB, 329x450, Ago , jpg)
the wonders of masterbation while showering
Mind bottle of hand lotion
seems just big enough to fit in bottle with cap off
pstart pounding that bottle like its my
scum in said hand lotion
ado this for many. many. MANY weeks
mister aparently uses hand lotion
mete pregnant
pearents freak out and take her to get a rape kit
Mind my semen ALL OVER HER ******* EDDY
pearents beat me senseless
3 months later
mister gives birth to freakish incest baby
was creepy ass webbed fingers and ****
threw baby in the ocean
aand that is how aquaman was born
H still love him..,
MEN Lilllie iii' '
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Submitted: 08/14/2012
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#116 - scarytown (08/15/2012) [-]
So....His sister ALSO masturbated with the lotion???
#13 - presidentkupo (08/14/2012) [-]
YES A free brazzers account! Just what I always wanted. Thank you OP.
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#25 - norwegianlolz (08/15/2012) [-]
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#3 - belakewe (08/14/2012) [-]
#263 to #3 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
OMG how many thumbs, i forgot to log out XD
#49 - Warzonebeta (08/15/2012) [-]
**** YOU DAD!!!
User avatar #30 - randybutternub (08/15/2012) [-]
So she put the lotion in her vagina. Brilliant!
User avatar #52 to #30 - mycatthenazi (08/15/2012) [-]
lotion on hands
fingers herself
???
pregnant!
User avatar #230 - pollux (08/15/2012) [-]
>implying 10 year olds can produce semen on their first year of masturbating
User avatar #232 to #230 - imnotthere (08/15/2012) [-]
they can


i was a sick child
User avatar #234 to #232 - pollux (08/15/2012) [-]
Semen ===== pee.
User avatar #235 to #234 - pollux (08/15/2012) [-]
wait i can't crossline =?
anyways semen doesn't equal pee.
User avatar #237 to #235 - imnotthere (08/15/2012) [-]
thats right kiddos semen doesnt = piss
User avatar #238 to #237 - pollux (08/15/2012) [-]
My friend told me he told his little brother to masturbate, he did, my friend said he peed all over the computer screen.
User avatar #239 to #238 - imnotthere (08/15/2012) [-]
good to know >:3
#233 to #232 - rdobet (08/15/2012) [-]
Yep, they can.
User avatar #241 to #230 - ultrarobbie (08/15/2012) [-]
Well, you know, since he states he produced Aquaman, I'm going to go with the fact that none of it is factual.
#11 - cactusapple ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #34 - WootBoot (08/15/2012) [-]
>be me, 17 years old
>at taco bell with friends
>eat way too much food
>get in my friend's car
>on the way to my house
>halfway there when stomach starts to rumble
>ivemadeahugemistake.jpg
>suddenly feel the pressure of a thousand exploding suns straining against my poor anus
>hold it like a ******* champ
>finally arrive at my house
>not sure if i can get out of the car without ******** myself
>decide to clench my cheeks like a ************ and go for it
>belt gets caught on the door as im getting out
>pants come off
>oh god i can't hold it
>RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>molten hot taco diarrhea blasts furously out of my asshole like water from a fire hydrant
>completely drenches my friend
>OH GOD WHY ANON?! WHY?!!
>while crying from the massive pain in my asshole i crawl to my bathroom
>leave a trail of **** from the car
>lie in the tub with the shower on covered in shame and ****
>never speak to friend again
>stomach hurts so bad that once i get in bed all i want to do is rock and roll all night
>and party every day
#104 to #34 - crispytg (08/15/2012) [-]
put your username in it next time instead of anon. **** my pants with laughter though, cool story
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#169 to #34 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
nice copypasta
#69 to #34 - itsmewaffle (08/15/2012) [-]
Still funny though.
#64 to #34 - wandoctor (08/15/2012) [-]
Lost my **** at oh god why anon
User avatar #231 to #34 - nasavvy (08/15/2012) [-]
copypasta.
#56 to #34 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
OH JESUS CHRIST MY SIDES!!!!!!!
10/10 YOU GLORIOUS MOTHERUCKER
User avatar #119 to #34 - shitshitshit (08/15/2012) [-]
holy guacamole on a **** covered corn-dog stick, that was funny
#54 to #34 - buddabear (08/15/2012) [-]
MFW i don't get this joke...
User avatar #96 to #54 - hauntzor (08/15/2012) [-]
KISS- "Rock And Roll All Nite"
#53 to #34 - gorgonzolarolla (08/15/2012) [-]
That was ******* amazing.
User avatar #106 to #34 - reptaur (08/15/2012) [-]
copy pasta
User avatar #108 to #106 - WootBoot (08/15/2012) [-]
Not really, maybe the idea has been used before but I made this myself
#117 to #108 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
I was about to call you out on claiming this as your own, but then I found the original and it was yours too, carry on.
User avatar #121 to #117 - WootBoot (08/15/2012) [-]
Thank you good sir
#170 to #108 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
******** , ive seen this exact same paragraph used about a week ago, nice job being a faggot and denying it though
#180 to #170 - bronycurious (08/15/2012) [-]
if you're gonna call someone out, at least stay logged in to take your red thumbs like a man. you disgust me...even more than that story
#248 to #180 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
Well, maybe he doesn't have an account?
Thought of that yet?
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User avatar #176 to #170 - WootBoot (08/15/2012) [-]
A week ago you say? I'm sure it's impossible that someone used my story

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/what+the+actual+fuck/rpTdGec/43#43

inb4 butthurt
#39 to #34 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
Clever bastard.
#5 - gmaxx (08/14/2012) [-]
Wanna hear the other 2 stories?
#118 - feeniks (08/15/2012) [-]
What. The. **** .
#227 - pinkieisbestpony (08/15/2012) [-]
**pinkieisbestpony rolled a random image posted in comment #52934 at Slice of Life thread II ** My face when I cum on my sister
**pinkieisbestpony rolled a random image posted in comment #52934 at Slice of Life thread II ** My face when I cum on my sister
#187 - shodaihokage (08/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #247 to #187 - DrCrumpleBottem (08/15/2012) [-]
I have a feeling this arousing me more then it should.
User avatar #225 - hereforthefaps (08/15/2012) [-]
My question...
Why do they know the semen matches their 10 year old son's DNA?
#26 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (08/15/2012) [-]
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#16 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
Mfw i try to put my dick in a bottle and it won't fit.
User avatar #21 to #16 - Sorrowscythe (08/15/2012) [-]
...Wouldn't that be a good thing..?

Considering if your dick actually fit into a bottle neck.. It'd have to rather small.
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