In Case of Portals. . Find narrow hallway. 2) Place portals on opposite walls. 3) Hold hands with self through portals. 4) Look to your left and right, noticing In Case of Portals Find narrow hallway 2) Place portals on opposite walls 3) Hold hands with self through 4) Look to your left and right noticing
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Find narrow hallway.
2) Place portals on opposite walls.
3) Hold hands with self through
portals.
4) Look to your left and right, noticing how
many people you appear to be holding hands
with. Take comfort in the false sense of
support.
iii) Cont intro testing.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - shadowstepone
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User avatar #28 to #2 - amarazengiku
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Is it just me or would he kick himself in the head through that portal?
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#6 to #2 - beartoast
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just imagining a fighting game with the use of portals seems fun as ****.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - sanshiiuum
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They did it for Mario. It was crazy, specially with more than one player.
#20 to #6 - jinkazama
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Portal guns in a game like smash bros would be awesome
#41 - mrnotfunny
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User avatar #43 to #41 - ghirahn
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Holy ****
#45 to #41 - zeustesticle
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What new hell is this....
#48 to #41 - minecraftcellz
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dear god...
dear god...
User avatar #72 to #48 - propimp
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wtf dude.... pig seizure much
#51 to #48 - anon id: 4a04307f
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da hell is that gif
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User avatar #56 to #41 - slootyslooot
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I've always wondered, is he crushed or does he just excist in some altered universe of nothing.
User avatar #170 to #41 - GLaDOS
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Portals can be placed on surfaces that move in the two dimensional plane, so up down left and right. however because the 3rd dimension of movement which is the depth is conserved through portals they will dissipate if moved through that dimension, Thank you again for your purchase of the hand held portal device and please enjoy your testing
User avatar #55 to #41 - portshadow **User deleted account**
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You would simply collide into yourself, crushing your existence and creating a new vortex into the slipstream dimension.
#65 to #41 - excusethatguy
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Portals can't be placed on moving surfaces
#79 to #65 - melllvinnn
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>Place moonstone plate on ground   
>Shoot portal onto it   
>Earth is moving at all times   
>Therefore portal cannot be placed   
   
There's also a level in Portal 2 where Wheatley moves your test chamber closer to him near the end of the game. While the room is moving, you could place portals.   
   
So...
>Place moonstone plate on ground
>Shoot portal onto it
>Earth is moving at all times
>Therefore portal cannot be placed

There's also a level in Portal 2 where Wheatley moves your test chamber closer to him near the end of the game. While the room is moving, you could place portals.

So...
#85 to #79 - excusethatguy
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User avatar #88 to #85 - melllvinnn
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And in the same game, you place portals on moving plates to cut neurotoxin tubes to prevent GLaDOS from killing you at the beginning of the game.

Wow... Valve really didn't think out the entire, "can't place portals on moving surfaces" thing through enough.
User avatar #97 to #88 - graphically
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can someone create a mod and test out what happens according to the program?
#145 to #79 - enjoyablepancake
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I think you can place portals on surfaces moving laterally, but not off of the plane that they are on. Every time you could place a portal on a moving surface it was moving laterally, wasn't it?
I think you can place portals on surfaces moving laterally, but not off of the plane that they are on. Every time you could place a portal on a moving surface it was moving laterally, wasn't it?
User avatar #166 to #79 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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I'm pretty sure it depends on the axis the portal is moving on. If the Portal was on a floor for example, it could move on a two-dimensional plane (looking down). Whatever surface it's on should be able to slide around on the ground, with the portal staying intact. This is what happened when the Portals are used to cut the tubes to the deadly toxin tank. They move laterally (I think that's the word) up and down, but not forwards or backwards. Portals can move around like that, but not forwards are backwards (three-dimensionally).
User avatar #138 to #65 - haeman
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This gif was made to explain to someone what would happen if a person was in between two portals when they touched. It's hypothetical. And they're portals, so logic was left behind a while back.
#46 - WootBoot
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User avatar #87 to #46 - lazaman
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Ohgodyes
User avatar #70 to #46 - NinjaPlease
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Holy crap, what would happen if you grabbed your head to help out?
#129 - thatguythatlaughs
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All portal stuff in my reaction folder
User avatar #146 to #129 - IceBearJudgesYou
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Neither. The portals aren't going around anything, they're just cutting through the fabric of space.
User avatar #153 to #146 - evictedone
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I believe when he says circle, he's referring to how it's a loop; something that has been portrayed as a circle as far back as mankind could imagine.
User avatar #156 to #153 - IceBearJudgesYou
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Also, since theres no other ends t that. That would be the same end of rope. This isn't even possible, even with portals. ._.
User avatar #161 to #156 - evictedone
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Have a length of rope. Have a friend hold one end. You go through the portal, holding the other end. Now that you're through the portal, you tie the end that you brought with you and the end that your friend was holding. Ta-da!
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thank you for explaining kind sir
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#130 to #129 - thatguythatlaughs
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#148 to #129 - dasbrot
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By Jove, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!
#137 to #129 - thatguythatlaughs
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Also a few postcards i made in photoshop
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#165 to #139 - sharknik
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I approve
#136 to #129 - thatguythatlaughs
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#143 to #133 - theninjaskillz
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I like this one better
I like this one better
#172 to #143 - thatguythatlaughs
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I have not see that one before, it is quite good
I have not see that one before, it is quite good
User avatar #174 to #172 - theninjaskillz
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Yeah, but its a living hell for dyslexic kids.
User avatar #175 to #174 - thatguythatlaughs
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my moms dyslexic, im not, but she reads more than i do .-.

that was still pretty funny
User avatar #176 to #175 - theninjaskillz
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Im going to mention you in a comment now. Because that's what I do with all of my new friends because I have none.
User avatar #178 to #176 - thatguythatlaughs
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you better have added me, had to to do math to add you.
User avatar #179 to #178 - theninjaskillz
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I did.
User avatar #177 to #176 - thatguythatlaughs
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oh....ok
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#120 - penistar
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#17 - Javascap
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If I had a portal gun....
If I had a portal gun....
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User avatar #29 to #17 - garymuthafuknoak
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imagine how much that would hurt trying to get out....
User avatar #110 to #29 - dparasite
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and you would accelerate to infinity, and eventually burn out
User avatar #127 to #110 - bothemastaofall
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The related achievement is called "Terminal Velocity" for a reason.
User avatar #24 - frenchgenocide
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Heres on for you OP! find a narrow passage way so that you barely fit, shoot the portals, and go **** yourself in the ass!
#30 to #24 - OHaiMark [OP]
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good idea
good idea
#122 - phonerstonerboner
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#69 - lolwtfdairyqueen
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#75 to #69 - anon id: 9db52629
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User avatar #80 to #76 - lolwtfdairyqueen
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Sorry I don't look through the comments to see if anyone got to it before me.