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VOTE PLEASE!!! OMG TOP 15 THANK YOU PEOPLE!!! ill make a second soon! DONT FORGET TO VOTE

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Submitted: 05/04/2010
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#12 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #45 - NoHabloIngles (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If MnMs are chocolate
then why is Eminem white?
#29 - anonymous (05/05/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Humidity levels are determined by the maximum amount of water the air can hold at a specific temperature. If the humidity is 100%, the air is holding the max amount of water possible. At this point you will often have fog or rain.

If you were underwater you would have more than 1000% humidity, as there is much less air than water.
User avatar #31 to #29 - wyckedphobia (05/05/2010) [-]
thank you for ruining the joke
User avatar #25 - ZombieSmile (05/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
If you give a blind person LSD...

What happens?
User avatar #27 to #26 - ZombieSmile (05/05/2010) [-]
A valid point but don't look at me in that tone of voice!
User avatar #43 - adamsvette (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
all vegans suck dick anyway...
User avatar #32 - wfddfw (05/05/2010) [-]
If a vegan cant eat meat, that means no blowjobs? NO!!!
User avatar #14 - BrandonOwnz (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if a blind guy's name was marco



should i say polo?
User avatar #55 - zombierapist (05/05/2010) [+] (5 replies)
...i got nothing

but the deaf person thing blew my mind lol
User avatar #47 - Downey (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
wow that one about deaf people and how they think...wow that blew my mind lol
User avatar #7 - ashleyynicoleebaby (05/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
yes, vegans do suck dick :)
User avatar #57 - mightyfreak (05/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
If the new funnyjunk is just compilations
will it ever be funny and original again?
User avatar #2 - shitshouldnsparkle (05/04/2010) [-]
loved the last one... and yes they can.
User avatar #18 - CortniSprieser (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I like the last one best xD
User avatar #1 - cnfuzed kid (05/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
holy **** ...what language DO the deaf people think in?
User avatar #5 to #1 - Eddythebandkid (05/04/2010) [-]
ones and zeros
User avatar #52 - tenyearmantis (05/05/2010) [-]
MEMES ARE SO ******* STUPID I MISS THE OLD FUNNYJUNK WHEN I WAS LAGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING I MEAN CMON THIS SUCKS !
User avatar #15 - dakunism (05/05/2010) [-]
rofl i like the phoner one
#73 - Leviktuz (05/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
im pretty sure i seen a vegan give a blowjob so yes.
User avatar #62 - AresInferno (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if humidity gets to 100% or more, it rains. when it rains, the humidity lowers.
User avatar #50 - edden (05/05/2010) [-]
I GOT ONE! :D

How can it SOUND quiet?
User avatar #9 - oneeyedirishman (05/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Philosoraptor ANSWERS!
1. Yes. That's the point.
2. Yes. It's just not funny.
3. Their native language.
4. Only if there was no oral. That would be diner dash.
5. No, but your thumbs go stiff.
6. Usually. Those crazy goth kids and their arson...
#20 to #10 - anonymous (05/05/2010) [-]
12: Sucking isn't eating.
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