Sarah O' Bannon. I hope you users enjoy reading this. I found this one on the web a while back and it's definitely one my favorites.. Sarah if Hannah Coffins us im thinking arbys
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Sarah O' Bannon

Sarah O' Bannon. I hope you users enjoy reading this. I found this one on the web a while back and it's definitely one my favorites.. Sarah if Hannah Coffins us

I hope you users enjoy reading this. I found this one on the web a while back and it's definitely one my favorites.

Sarah if Hannah
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cebeci tubing and a bell. The. tubing weild ?.) air fer victims
buried under the. mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain
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night, went to see if it was children pretending ta be spirits.
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from below bagged and pleaded ta be. unburied.
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with dirt. "But this is August, Whatever (IOU are dawn there, you sure as hall emit / ye he mare, and you ant
comin' us. JP
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#3 - ferose (08/14/2012) [-]
"And that, kids, is how I stopped the zombie apocalypse!"
#50 to #3 - incomingdespair (08/14/2012) [-]
and that kids is how you steal a top comment that was made in this same content when it wasnt a repost.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ferose (08/14/2012) [-]
I'd like to point out that that top comment was also made by me on my previous account called soraku which i deleted due to losing a rolling game. I am flattered that you remember though
#55 to #51 - incomingdespair (08/14/2012) [-]
Still unless you have actual proof its still stealing ( i know its the internet and noone cares i was just pointing out) and even if its yours try and be more creative when making comments thhats what makes you thumbworthy.
User avatar #57 to #55 - ferose (08/14/2012) [-]
at least, I'd thought my comment would still be up there. ill make my profile public you can compare dates and all. hope that clears things up
#60 to #57 - incomingdespair (08/14/2012) [-]
it would be most appreciated too bad im a lazy **** and just seeing the fact you stood for your comment is already enough proof since i also stand for my comments.
User avatar #62 to #60 - ferose (08/14/2012) [-]
yay! also if you're too lazy to compare dates, then just look at my current status
User avatar #59 to #57 - ferose (08/14/2012) [-]
date my account was deleted: 1/17

date this account was made: 1/17
#1 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
this is the first morbid story ive ever liked
User avatar #4 to #1 - capinsquiggles (08/14/2012) [-]
I'm a bit late to reply to you anon, but perhaps if you ever see my comment, check out some stuff on my profile. I got many stories, you're bound to enjoy at least another
#9 - ASerbDudeDva (08/14/2012) [-]
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell.
Bell rings. Is no wind.
Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?"
Voice says "Yes!"
"Born winter of 1927?"
"Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957"
"Niet, am still living!"
"Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
#63 to #9 - Ouronlysaviortwo (08/14/2012) [-]
I read this in the Heavy's voice for some reason.
I read this in the Heavy's voice for some reason.
User avatar #83 to #63 - Lawlor (08/14/2012) [-]
Heavy has now become the default russian voice in my head.

TF2 messes with my head..
#82 to #63 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/14/2012) [-]
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#76 to #63 - upunkpunk (08/14/2012) [-]
So did I
#73 to #23 - theftbkid (08/14/2012) [-]
God damn that laugh is so contagious
#64 - DropDeadShred (08/14/2012) [-]
I'm not dead, I'm feeling much better!
User avatar #29 - klulli (08/14/2012) [-]
In Iceland when people were mistaken to be dead, they would sometimes wake up before being put underground, people wouldn't allow that so they broke their backs so they couldn't walk and buried them anyways.
#41 to #29 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
****** lol
User avatar #46 to #29 - thesnarfalarker (08/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #26 - sgtwilliam ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
I was going to write "Someone could have slipped food and water down there!"

But where was she going to take a **** ..?
User avatar #75 to #26 - Icedangel (08/14/2012) [-]
Drown in **** and piss!
#11 - ragingbrony (08/14/2012) [-]
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Now now Sarah...stop being so difficult....stay down there.
#5 - feeniks (08/14/2012) [-]
At the same time bad ass and cruel...
At the same time bad ass and cruel...
#43 - akatsukipain (08/14/2012) [-]
i heard a similar story yesterday.........some guys wife was pronounced dead.....and supposedly went to the morgue.....but when they had the funeral.......the wife woke up screaming in the closed coffin.....she lived for 12 minutes but had a massive heart attack and died in her own coffin at her own funeral......
User avatar #71 to #43 - Nullifier (08/14/2012) [-]
She died of shock, I think, from realizing she was at her own funeral
User avatar #47 to #43 - thesnarfalarker (08/14/2012) [-]
"She's alive! Nevermind"
#27 - michaelbrooke (08/14/2012) [-]
-be 19
-want to play joke on town
-find grave to hide in
-call for help "they'll let me out"
-stranger comes
-wont let me out, instead fills my air support with dirt
-still worth it
User avatar #74 - steamwhistler (08/14/2012) [-]
He's seems surprisingly calm in such a situation...
User avatar #94 to #74 - Durricane **User deleted account** (08/17/2012) [-]
Probably has his **** together.
#79 - Icedangel (08/14/2012) [-]
The gravedigger after that.
The gravedigger after that.
#67 - anonymousfck (08/14/2012) [-]
It was his wife.
#10 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
god that august sure is an asshole...
#58 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
The zombie invasion has begun. Someone let her out.
#30 - jtshanks (08/14/2012) [-]
u sick bastard
#52 to #30 - incomingdespair (08/14/2012) [-]
oh ... i get it and i like it.
#61 to #30 - therealredhood (08/14/2012) [-]
It's dangerous out there. Take this.
User avatar #95 - Durricane **User deleted account** (08/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 - werepyregeneral (08/14/2012) [-]
Can someone please explain this to me? I've seen this many times, but I still don't get it.
#15 to #13 - Bomiheko (08/14/2012) [-]
She's been dead for a couple months now, meaning that even if she were buried alive, she'd have died by now. In other words, talking zombie.
User avatar #17 to #15 - werepyregeneral (08/14/2012) [-]
Oh, not as surprising as I thought is would be but thanks anyway.
#34 to #17 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
Two key parts to catch, 1, is the tiem of death, 2nd is him saying its august
User avatar #6 - fireyvoidence (08/14/2012) [-]
This story is older than I am...
#20 to #6 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
But there's a difference.

After all this time, this story is still pretty cool.
User avatar #45 to #20 - thesnarfalarker (08/14/2012) [-]
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