Sarah O' Bannon. I hope you users enjoy reading this. I found this one on the web a while back and it's definitely one my favorites.. Sarah if Hannah Coffins us
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Sarah O' Bannon

I hope you users enjoy reading this. I found this one on the web a while back and it's definitely one my favorites.

Sarah if Hannah
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cebeci tubing and a bell. The. tubing weild ?.) air fer victims
buried under the. mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain
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Che gravestone here saw you died an February ED, 1857,''
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with dirt. "But this is August, Whatever (IOU are dawn there, you sure as hall emit / ye he mare, and you ant
comin' us. JP
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Submitted: 08/13/2012
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#9 - ASerbDudeDva (08/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell.
Bell rings. Is no wind.
Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?"
Voice says "Yes!"
"Born winter of 1927?"
"Yes!"
"Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957"
"Niet, am still living!"
"Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
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#3 - ferose (08/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
"And that, kids, is how I stopped the zombie apocalypse!"
#27 - michaelbrooke (08/14/2012) [-]
-be 19
-want to play joke on town
-find grave to hide in
-call for help "they'll let me out"
-stranger comes
-wont let me out, instead fills my air support with dirt
-still worth it
#11 - ragingbrony (08/14/2012) [-]
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Now now Sarah...stop being so difficult....stay down there.
#1 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is the first morbid story ive ever liked
#7 - anonymous (08/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
she was in a coma
User avatar #8 to #7 - teutoburg (08/14/2012) [-]
and survived six months without food or water?
#5 - feeniks (08/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
At the same time bad ass and cruel...
At the same time bad ass and cruel...
User avatar #13 - werepyregeneral (08/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Can someone please explain this to me? I've seen this many times, but I still don't get it.
#15 to #13 - Bomiheko (08/14/2012) [-]
She's been dead for a couple months now, meaning that even if she were buried alive, she'd have died by now. In other words, talking zombie.
User avatar #6 - fireyvoidence (08/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This story is older than I am...
#20 to #6 - anonymous (08/14/2012) [-]
But there's a difference.

After all this time, this story is still pretty cool.
User avatar #29 - klulli (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
In Iceland when people were mistaken to be dead, they would sometimes wake up before being put underground, people wouldn't allow that so they broke their backs so they couldn't walk and buried them anyways.
#64 - DropDeadShred (08/14/2012) [-]
I'm not dead, I'm feeling much better!
User avatar #26 - sgtwilliam (08/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I was going to write "Someone could have slipped food and water down there!"



But where was she going to take a shit..?
#43 - akatsukipain (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i heard a similar story yesterday.........some guys wife was pronounced dead.....and supposedly went to the morgue.....but when they had the funeral.......the wife woke up screaming in the closed coffin.....she lived for 12 minutes but had a massive heart attack and died in her own coffin at her own funeral......
#30 - jtshanks (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
u sick bastard
User avatar #74 - steamwhistler (08/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He's seems surprisingly calm in such a situation...
#79 - Icedangel ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
The gravedigger after that.
The gravedigger after that.
#67 - anonymousfck (08/14/2012) [-]
It was his wife.
User avatar #37 - vacillantfall (08/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I dont understand this comic, without red thumbing me, anyone kind enough to explain
User avatar #40 to #37 - lodewijkbob ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
Well, she was buried in February, and the gravedigger states it's August. So for her to be alive she would have needed food and drink, but that's kind of hard to get while buried. And that's why the gravedigger assumes something unholy happened to her, so leaves her buried and blocks off the breathing tube in the hope she dies.
#10 - anonymous (08/14/2012) [-]
god that august sure is an asshole...
#65 - thenextprodigy (08/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i'm confused. it said that she was born on this particular date and died on this other date.. how do we know how long she's been dead?
User avatar #68 to #65 - steelplatypus ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
He says it's August - she was buried in February... it's now August... yeah she's been dead for a bit
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