The Only Thing .... .. Try cutting through these MS Paint skills with a pair of scissors. Nokia Phone
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#12 - Major Mayhem
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I knew this would come in handy.
#100 to #12 - anon
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(08/14/2012) [-]
i got this
#146 to #100 - kinda
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(08/14/2012) [-]
Wait, wouldn't the laser move anytime the whole thing moved?
#192 to #146 - captainrattrap
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(08/14/2012) [-]
No, because of the laser's angle. It aims at wherever the scissor blades are going to cut.
#415 to #192 - kinda
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(08/24/2012) [-]
yea, so if you weren't steady the whole ******* line would move!, right?
#321 to #12 - kampi
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(08/14/2012) [-]
A name with spaces?

For how long have you existed?
#416 to #321 - kinda
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#412 to #321 - Major Mayhem
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(08/15/2012) [-]
A long time, a long time
#184 to #12 - MrMeatStick
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(08/14/2012) [-]
you lose, ass clown!
#14 to #12 - tehfrogg
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(08/13/2012) [-]
****
#17 to #14 - irednaxelai
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Screw this.
Screw this.
#139 to #17 - tonyspinners
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(08/14/2012) [-]
No no no, scissors would still work better than a screwdriver.
#183 to #139 - anon
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(08/14/2012) [-]
siscor*
learn to spell phaggot..
#283 to #183 - vishnapalm
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(08/14/2012) [-]
obvious troll is obvious
#327 to #283 - ratherfastblackman **User deleted account**
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#220 to #183 - imnotmad
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(08/14/2012) [-]
1/10
#162 to #139 - anon
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(08/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #94726 at Anime & Manga ** mfw i see what you did there
#116 to #14 - xwilly
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(08/14/2012) [-]
Need a hand?
#68 to #14 - agentpooforbrains
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(08/13/2012) [-]
YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. *******. JOB.
#361 to #14 - whotookmyusername
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(08/14/2012) [-]
HOLY ****! A BLUE SCISSORS TURNED INTO A ******* BLACK ONE BY JUST TRYING TO CUT SOMETHING!
#334 to #14 - Relinies
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(08/14/2012) [-]
Ever tried to use scissors so hard they broke AND turned black?
#37 to #14 - jakerfv
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Wheres your god now?
#129 to #37 - whorecules
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(08/14/2012) [-]
**whorecules rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Ironic Punishment ** <right there...
#132 to #129 - whorecules
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(08/14/2012) [-]
image rolled sucked so ill give you this for irony. captcha to comment.
#118 - breakfastlunch
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(08/14/2012) [-]
Try cutting through these MS Paint skills with a pair of scissors.
#36 - swordman
Reply +84
(08/13/2012) [-]
hes right
the one i got when i was 7 years old is still on my arm.......12 years later
#38 to #36 - trolljunkusa
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Why would you not just cut it.
#40 to #38 - swordman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
it broke the scissors
#109 to #40 - marycontrary
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(08/14/2012) [-]
It is true. I know this because I'm the scissors
#194 to #109 - captainrattrap
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(08/14/2012) [-]
Hue, hue everywhere.
#61 to #40 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account**
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#64 to #61 - swordman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
not master it's man
#41 to #40 - trolljunkusa
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Are you sure your bracelet isn't made of diamond?
#48 to #41 - swordman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
im not sure
#43 to #40 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Swordman... pony profile picture.... let me guess your some kind of heterosexual?
#46 to #43 - swordman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
im straight and i dont care if gays or lesbians wanna marry
why do you ask?
#49 to #46 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
**zeustesticle rolls 11** Woooosh
#50 to #49 - swordman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
btw it seems just saying people's name summons them again
#117 to #50 - oneone
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(08/14/2012) [-]
you mean like SenorButtPlug
#51 to #50 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
What makes you say that?
#54 to #51 - swordman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
i got an alert saying you mentioned me in a comment along with the alert saing you replied to my comment
#59 to #54 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
nevermind.... I forgot again...
#58 to #54 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Oh now I remeber swordman!
#57 to #54 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Oh btw sword man... oh nvm
#56 to #54 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Welll swordman thats a cool story
#60 to #56 - swordman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
2 mentions and 4 replies
#63 to #60 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Well there is clearly 3 mentions swordman well now 4.
#67 to #63 - swordman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
stop it i keep getting alerts dammit!
#70 to #67 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Muwhahahahahahaa
#65 to #63 - zeustesticle
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Senorbuttplug
#55 to #43 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
you're
#79 to #36 - leakypillow
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(08/14/2012) [-]
I can vouch for him, I am the armband
#53 - basaplayer
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(08/13/2012) [-]
In the Clubs in my area you always get these thing when you enter them .

Just a tip for you. Dont let them be to tight on your arm. When you want them off and don't have a scissor in your near. Just turn them around. The not-glued part can simply be pullen, and you have them off.

Sorry for the bad english, i hope you guys understand
im drunk
im german
**** you
leave me alone


good bye everyone
#104 to #53 - patho
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(08/14/2012) [-]
**** you, I'm French.
**** you, I'm French.
#113 to #104 - basaplayer
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#88 to #53 - deliciousdee ONLINE
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(08/14/2012) [-]
mfw bad english
mfw bad english
#62 - midnightflower
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#66 to #62 - calsamurai
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(08/13/2012) [-]
#71 to #62 - smokedmeatlog
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(08/13/2012) [-]
hahaha chuck norris! kudos to you man, never heard that one before.
#72 to #62 - keiishiyama
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Oh please.
Oh please.
#73 to #72 - midnightflower
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Well played.
#74 to #73 - keiishiyama
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(08/13/2012) [-]
And then there's this man, so you fail hard.
And then there's this man, so you fail hard.
#76 to #74 - midnightflower
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Fair enough. Gotta accept both sides.
#153 - paradenoire
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(08/14/2012) [-]
introducing the nokia wristband phone. it shall be unstoppable
#169 to #153 - mytrakytra
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(08/14/2012) [-]
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Oh **** *****! What the **** are you doing!
#174 to #169 - paradenoire
Reply +14
(08/14/2012) [-]
making tacos, you?
making tacos, you?
#177 to #174 - mytrakytra
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(08/14/2012) [-]
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**mytrakytra rolled user pineapplechunks ** Inviting someone else to the party.
#212 to #177 - anon
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(08/14/2012) [-]
mytrakytra pls
#105 - TheOriginalNerd
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(08/14/2012) [-]
ive never broken a nokia with scissors    
   
checkmate
ive never broken a nokia with scissors

checkmate
#112 to #105 - peepeethesailor
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(08/14/2012) [-]
Suck my balls, my hairy ******* big balls wrap em around your ******* mouth
#120 to #105 - novabird
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(08/14/2012) [-]
however i did. but i can break anything because i have tons of industrial tools.
#242 to #120 - anon
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(08/14/2012) [-]
iv'e seen his tools and damb he's not kidding! fyi he stabbed it and busted straight thru the screen and battery pack.
#110 to #105 - anon
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(08/14/2012) [-]
Try breaking the wristband with a hammer, no more checkmate.
#75 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account**
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#77 to #75 - thebilliam
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(08/14/2012) [-]
#226 - epicCUBONE
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(08/14/2012) [-]
:l they are so easy to take off if u know how to do it lol
#231 to #226 - amusingtoaster
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(08/14/2012) [-]
Well no ****. I could build sea world in my ******* backyard if I knew how to do it.
#241 to #231 - anon
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(08/14/2012) [-]
I'd feel sorry for all the creatures you'd have to cram into your small backyard. "and as you can see pressed against the north-western wall is a mako shark and next to that is a group of terrapins...no wait, that's the dog house"
#235 to #231 - epicCUBONE
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(08/14/2012) [-]
u also need the materials :3
#45 - unicornasscrack
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(08/13/2012) [-]
**unicornasscrack rolled a random image posted in comment #407 at My Project **
#47 to #45 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account**
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