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#118 - breakfastlunch (08/14/2012) [-]
Try cutting through these MS Paint skills with a pair of scissors.
#153 - paradenoire (08/14/2012) [-]
introducing the nokia wristband phone. it shall be unstoppable
#169 to #153 - mytrakytra (08/14/2012) [-]
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Oh **** ***** ! What the **** are you doing!
#174 to #169 - paradenoire (08/14/2012) [-]
making tacos, you?
making tacos, you?
#177 to #174 - mytrakytra (08/14/2012) [-]
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**mytrakytra rolled user pineapplechunks ** Inviting someone else to the party.
#212 to #177 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
mytrakytra pls
User avatar #36 - swordman (08/13/2012) [-]
hes right
the one i got when i was 7 years old is still on my arm.......12 years later
User avatar #38 to #36 - trolljunkusa (08/13/2012) [-]
Why would you not just cut it.
User avatar #40 to #38 - swordman (08/13/2012) [-]
it broke the scissors
#109 to #40 - marycontrary (08/14/2012) [-]
It is true. I know this because I'm the scissors
User avatar #194 to #109 - captainrattrap (08/14/2012) [-]
Hue, hue everywhere.
User avatar #41 to #40 - trolljunkusa (08/13/2012) [-]
Are you sure your bracelet isn't made of diamond?
User avatar #48 to #41 - swordman (08/13/2012) [-]
im not sure
#43 to #40 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
Swordman... pony profile picture.... let me guess your some kind of heterosexual?
User avatar #46 to #43 - swordman (08/13/2012) [-]
im straight and i dont care if gays or lesbians wanna marry
why do you ask?
#49 to #46 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
**zeustesticle rolls 11** Woooosh
User avatar #50 to #49 - swordman (08/13/2012) [-]
btw it seems just saying people's name summons them again
User avatar #117 to #50 - oneone (08/14/2012) [-]
you mean like SenorButtPlug
#51 to #50 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
What makes you say that?
User avatar #54 to #51 - swordman (08/13/2012) [-]
i got an alert saying you mentioned me in a comment along with the alert saing you replied to my comment
#59 to #54 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
nevermind.... I forgot again...
#58 to #54 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
Oh now I remeber swordman!
#57 to #54 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
Oh btw sword man... oh nvm
#56 to #54 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
Welll swordman thats a cool story
User avatar #60 to #56 - swordman (08/13/2012) [-]
2 mentions and 4 replies
#63 to #60 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
Well there is clearly 3 mentions swordman well now 4.
User avatar #67 to #63 - swordman (08/13/2012) [-]
stop it i keep getting alerts dammit!
#70 to #67 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
Muwhahahahahahaa
#65 to #63 - zeustesticle (08/13/2012) [-]
Senorbuttplug
#55 to #43 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
you're
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User avatar #64 to #61 - swordman (08/13/2012) [-]
not master it's man
User avatar #79 to #36 - leakypillow (08/14/2012) [-]
I can vouch for him, I am the armband
#253 - negativeone (08/14/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that this bond is a lot stronger.
#257 to #253 - bigbawser (08/14/2012) [-]
I think I spent more time taking plates like that apart then I've actually spent building something.
<Seemed related
#134 - orgasm (08/14/2012) [-]
*ahem*
#148 to #134 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
Gentlemen?
#12 - Major Mayhem (08/13/2012) [-]
I knew this would come in handy.
User avatar #321 to #12 - kampi (08/14/2012) [-]
A name with spaces?

For how long have you existed?
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User avatar #412 to #321 - Major Mayhem (08/15/2012) [-]
A long time, a long time
#184 to #12 - MrMeatStick (08/14/2012) [-]
you lose, ass clown!
#100 to #12 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
i got this
User avatar #146 to #100 - kinda (08/14/2012) [-]
Wait, wouldn't the laser move anytime the whole thing moved?
User avatar #192 to #146 - captainrattrap (08/14/2012) [-]
No, because of the laser's angle. It aims at wherever the scissor blades are going to cut.
User avatar #415 to #192 - kinda (08/24/2012) [-]
yea, so if you weren't steady the whole ******* line would move!, right?
#17 to #14 - irednaxelai (08/13/2012) [-]
Screw this.
Screw this.
User avatar #139 to #17 - tonyspinners (08/14/2012) [-]
No no no, scissors would still work better than a screwdriver.
#162 to #139 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #94726 at Anime & Manga ** mfw i see what you did there
#183 to #139 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
siscor*
learn to spell phaggot..
User avatar #283 to #183 - vishnapalm (08/14/2012) [-]
obvious troll is obvious
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#220 to #183 - imnotmad (08/14/2012) [-]
1/10
#116 to #14 - xwilly (08/14/2012) [-]
Need a hand?
#68 to #14 - agentpooforbrains (08/13/2012) [-]
YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. ******* . JOB.
#361 to #14 - whotookmyusername (08/14/2012) [-]
HOLY **** ! A BLUE SCISSORS TURNED INTO A ******* BLACK ONE BY JUST TRYING TO CUT SOMETHING!
User avatar #37 to #14 - jakerfv (08/13/2012) [-]
Wheres your god now?
#129 to #37 - whorecules (08/14/2012) [-]
**whorecules rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Ironic Punishment ** <right there...
#132 to #129 - whorecules (08/14/2012) [-]
image rolled sucked so ill give you this for irony. captcha to comment.
User avatar #334 to #14 - Relinies (08/14/2012) [-]
Ever tried to use scissors so hard they broke AND turned black?
User avatar #53 - basaplayer (08/13/2012) [-]
In the Clubs in my area you always get these thing when you enter them .

Just a tip for you. Dont let them be to tight on your arm. When you want them off and don't have a scissor in your near. Just turn them around. The not-glued part can simply be pullen, and you have them off.

Sorry for the bad english, i hope you guys understand
im drunk
im german
**** you
leave me alone


good bye everyone
#104 to #53 - patho (08/14/2012) [-]
****		 you, I'm French.
**** you, I'm French.
#88 to #53 - deliciousdee ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
mfw bad english
mfw bad english
#105 - TheOriginalNerd (08/14/2012) [-]
ive never broken a nokia with scissors    
   
checkmate
ive never broken a nokia with scissors

checkmate
User avatar #120 to #105 - novabird ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
however i did. but i can break anything because i have tons of industrial tools.
#242 to #120 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
iv'e seen his tools and damb he's not kidding! fyi he stabbed it and busted straight thru the screen and battery pack.
User avatar #112 to #105 - peepeethesailor (08/14/2012) [-]
Suck my balls, my hairy ******* big balls wrap em around your ******* mouth
#110 to #105 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
Try breaking the wristband with a hammer, no more checkmate.
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#200 - dicktouch (08/14/2012) [-]
**dicktouch rolled a random image posted in comment #154 at Telling my parents i am a brony **
mfw
User avatar #190 - soupdaddy (08/14/2012) [-]
Come on guys, all you have to is take the little extra bit that hangs loose and pull on it as hard as you can. I mean, you lose the hand but you get that ****** off at least.
#45 - unicornasscrack (08/13/2012) [-]
**unicornasscrack rolled a random image posted in comment #407 at My Project **
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#215 - unclesirus (08/14/2012) [-]
You can't cut a Nokia phone with scissors
#366 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
todays frontpage is full of **** , is this some kind of newfag day on FJ?
User avatar #371 to #366 - jambobinman (08/14/2012) [-]
All the funny people are busy picking up items
User avatar #374 to #371 - kimmustonen (08/14/2012) [-]
Sorry I was just picking up a filly egg,
what did you say?
User avatar #376 to #374 - jambobinman (08/14/2012) [-]
Funny how I saw that comment instantly because I'm sat here refreshing the comments
User avatar #377 to #376 - kimmustonen (08/14/2012) [-]
You were probably refreshing them for the items huh?
User avatar #379 to #377 - jambobinman (08/14/2012) [-]
Well I thought I could do with some more of those yummy apples
User avatar #380 to #379 - kimmustonen (08/14/2012) [-]
You are free to buy everything from me for your FjPoints, if you are interested ofcourse
User avatar #391 to #380 - jambobinman (08/14/2012) [-]
Why thank you. I'll give you a quick tip, get as much iron and coal as possible because iron is gonna run out at some point. Also it says in coal's description that it is needed in large quantities :) have a nice day
User avatar #397 to #391 - kimmustonen (08/14/2012) [-]
Thank you, and I wish you the same mr. jambo
:)
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#341 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
#402 - Hawild (08/14/2012) [-]
you quite obviously haven't met me then
User avatar #226 - epicCUBONE (08/14/2012) [-]
:l they are so easy to take off if u know how to do it lol
#231 to #226 - amusingtoaster (08/14/2012) [-]
Well no **** . I could build sea world in my ******* backyard if I knew how to do it.
#241 to #231 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
I'd feel sorry for all the creatures you'd have to cram into your small backyard. "and as you can see pressed against the north-western wall is a mako shark and next to that is a group of terrapins...no wait, that's the dog house"
User avatar #235 to #231 - epicCUBONE (08/14/2012) [-]
u also need the materials :3
User avatar #201 - thunderkrux (08/14/2012) [-]
Really?? because I cut those with a knife. You ever try cutting a nokia with a knife?
#204 to #201 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
yes
#346 - Cakeisalie (08/14/2012) [-]
i don't get the joke...
User avatar #358 to #346 - twothreefivefive (08/14/2012) [-]
It's been known that Nokia phones -which are kinda old- are really hard to destroy. They could take many hits and still work. The OP says that those wristbands are more harder because they are a nuisance to take off.
User avatar #382 to #358 - regdestroy (08/14/2012) [-]
There, Cakeisalie. Now you know. xD
User avatar #381 to #358 - stely (08/14/2012) [-]
...sigh...do you know who the guy in the picture is? Edward Scissorhands? I'll say that again. SCISSORHANDS get it now?
User avatar #383 to #381 - twothreefivefive (08/14/2012) [-]
No I didn't, sorry.
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