My first OC. Some fresh OC, right outta the oven.. Dottie day, T Way fapping Right as I hit the climax, T hear like a sir. my lil' sister calling my name and ca i Love You Long Time
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My first OC

My first OC. Some fresh OC, right outta the oven.. Dottie day, T Way fapping Right as I hit the climax, T hear like a sir. my lil' sister calling my name and ca

Some fresh OC, right outta the oven.

Tags: i | Love | You | Long | Time
Dottie day, T Way fapping Right as I hit the climax, T hear
like a sir. my lil' sister calling my name and
caming towards my .
Andrew?"
Sis
I' d better hide my "Hey andrewl
dick!" T just wanted
It) hid my dick in my
pants and waited fer
peer my sis came in.
ll f
She started staring
at my hand funny. "Uh... What' s wrang, sis'?"
T lacked dawn at my hand and
What' s that en realized there was still a great
scur hand?‘ accunt of jizz en it.
T knew what -
T decide just
alang with it
itrite'
It' s a web, right?
YOU‘ RE SPIDERMENA "
Uh... yeal I' m Spidermans Yau "Alright, Andrew. Scur secret is
can' t tell anyine thaugh, because Safe with me T' m granny gm ta my
if ycu dc, my enemies might find Imam now. BYE___ spooderman."
out, and they' ll came and kill me.
Be en new, and remember - tell
mm it marked: “F”? my 53: 5 Mm My sis
thinks T m saw my jizz:
Spiderman:
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Submitted: 08/13/2012
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#116 - hyrule (08/14/2012) [-]
>10 years later on FJ
>>I was walking into my brother's room
>>Something weird on his hand
>>I ask him about it
>>Think my brother is Spiderman
>>MFW I know it's jizz now
User avatar #117 to #116 - freshswaggason (08/14/2012) [-]
I wish I could thumb more!
#30 - BabyPainter (08/13/2012) [-]
HFW she's old enough to understand when she remembers that moment
HFW she's old enough to understand when she remembers that moment
User avatar #70 to #30 - ravarshi (08/14/2012) [-]
reminds me of the married with children set.. but emma stone wasn't that old...
#90 to #30 - theepicgamer (08/14/2012) [-]
Emma stone thread?
Emma stone thread?
#79 to #30 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
HFW when she tells him about the incident.
HFW when she tells him about the incident.
User avatar #81 to #79 - playfaire (08/14/2012) [-]
I want to do things to her. Nasty unspeakable things.
#83 to #81 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
you are not alone about that.   
horrible, horrible nasty things
you are not alone about that.
horrible, horrible nasty things
User avatar #84 to #83 - playfaire (08/14/2012) [-]
In my opinion I find her a perfect example of female beauty.
User avatar #85 to #84 - playfaire (08/14/2012) [-]
I would **** her up though.
#87 to #85 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
Me and my friend jakols just talked about this earlier this month when we saw spiderman. and I actually agree that she is the perfect sample of female beauty. she got all the female qualities i look for in a girl.   
So yeah I would 			****		 her up aswell!
Me and my friend jakols just talked about this earlier this month when we saw spiderman. and I actually agree that she is the perfect sample of female beauty. she got all the female qualities i look for in a girl.
So yeah I would **** her up aswell!
#169 to #87 - jakols (08/14/2012) [-]
WHEN I SAY NASTY, I BLOODY MEAN NASTY!   
im going to hold back on the details...   
all i can say is that it involves, 3 hamsters, one hose, chocolate cream, dog collars, a medium sized remote control, 17 bike pumps and a parking ticket. and a kebab, just to top it off.    
we would redefine the word sideways boogie    
   
tl;dr she's 			*******		 hot
WHEN I SAY NASTY, I BLOODY MEAN NASTY!
im going to hold back on the details...
all i can say is that it involves, 3 hamsters, one hose, chocolate cream, dog collars, a medium sized remote control, 17 bike pumps and a parking ticket. and a kebab, just to top it off.
we would redefine the word sideways boogie

tl;dr she's ******* hot
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#52 - midnightflower (08/13/2012) [-]
In about 10 years she'll be scarred.
#67 to #63 - masseffectrules (08/14/2012) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #36 to #33 - freshswaggason (08/13/2012) [-]
Not the same hand haha
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User avatar #43 to #40 - freshswaggason (08/13/2012) [-]
You're right... I rubbed cum on my face and ******* loved it!
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#7 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
>Jizz on her
User avatar #8 to #7 - freshswaggason (08/13/2012) [-]
I like where your head is.
#128 to #8 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
That's what he said.
User avatar #132 to #128 - freshswaggason (08/14/2012) [-]
I give you props, my good sir.
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#156 to #155 - mytrakytra (08/14/2012) [-]
This image has expired
She's banging a black dude,

"You must be Venom!"
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#18 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
>MFW I have an older brother named Andrew
>MFW I vaguely remember a conversation we had when I was little where he convinced me he was Spiderman
>MFW I may have seen my older bro's jizz
User avatar #21 to #18 - freshswaggason (08/13/2012) [-]
0.0
User avatar #58 to #21 - graphically (08/13/2012) [-]
is your sister old enough to use funnyjunk already?!
User avatar #93 to #18 - randomlunchbox (08/14/2012) [-]
I can confirm this, i was the jizz.
User avatar #2 - bloodofthedragon (08/13/2012) [-]
I can't imagine how she will react when she remembers this when she is older and figures out you aren't spider man.
#150 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
its gonna be one of those things that when she gets older she will realise what it really was then it will be extremely awkward
#91 - thetruetroll (08/14/2012) [-]
When she figures it out one day....
User avatar #123 to #91 - freshswaggason (08/14/2012) [-]
You, my good sir, are a ballsy fellow. You post a picture of Robin from Batman... IN A SPIDERMAN THREAD.
#10 - rowdyzorz (08/13/2012) [-]
"I hid my dick in my pants"
I'm not the only one who thought this sounded like he hid it in his pocket,right?
#3 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Furniture ** if this was /b/ i'd say tell her it was whipped cream and let her have a taste,but since it's not i'd tell you you should have told her you just sneezed and was looking for something to wipe it on
User avatar #4 to #3 - freshswaggason (08/13/2012) [-]
I'm not a clever man...
#94 - godhatesusall (08/14/2012) [-]
mfw my name is Andrew
mfw my name is Andrew
User avatar #14 - bitchplzzz (08/13/2012) [-]
Then she grows up to sucking men off that told her they were spiderman too.
#68 - psestabber (08/14/2012) [-]
mfw my name is Andrew and i have a little sister
#162 - drflanges (08/14/2012) [-]
unrelated
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User avatar #171 to #162 - instakill (08/19/2012) [-]
that is horrifying
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#139 to #138 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (08/14/2012) [-]
Because I have no more Spider Man posts sir.
Because I have no more Spider Man posts sir.
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User avatar #118 to #107 - freshswaggason (08/14/2012) [-]
who signs their diary off?
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